Zero was sitting in his seat at the conference table, thinking about how to save Kallen.

"Let's see...Ohgi said we should take out the Brittanians from behind, Tohdoh thinks we should go in undercover, and Tamaki says to load the cannons with M&Ms and fire them at the guards...seriously, WTF is wrong with him?"

"Zero!" Diethard walked into the conference room and sat down," I've thought of a way to save Captain Kozuki!"

"Oh really?" asked Zero, uninterested.

""Yes! You see, in Star Wars, there was a shaft that Luke Skywalker fired at to destroy the Death Star!"

"And you're saying that there's a self-destruct shaft in the Brittanian Knightmare frames and warships?"

"YES! AND, if it's true, then Tohdoh must know the force!"

"I've finally found someone stupider than Tamaki..."

Diethard cleared his throat," Now before you go bowing down to my brilliant idea, we need to introduce our newest Black Knight!"

"What!?"

" Zero, please welcome Rivalz !" Diethard pointed to the doorway, and Lelouch's blue-haired companion walked through.

"WTF!?" Zero fell back in his chair, "How the heck did he find HQ!?"

"Hi, everyone, it;s nice to be here!" said Rivalz.

"Now that that's over with," said Diethard," Will you bow down to my idea now, Zero?"

Zero just stared at him, and said," Just get the meeting started."

" Oh yes, the meeting!" Diethard cleared his throat," First off, We have a new student here today! Everyone, please welcome Rivalz!"

"Hello, Rivalz," mumbled the knights.

"Hi!" greeted Rivalz," Do any of you like scooters?"

Zero slammed his head on the table, and spilled Ohgi's fruit punch.

"Dude, what's your problem!?" asked Ohgi.

" Second, Rakshata prepared a service video for... the kidnapping of her Guren?"

Rakshata went up to the video projector," That's right! Everyone knows that when someone, or something, Asian goes missing, it's never found! So, I prepared a small service, in slideshow form! Here's the Guren when it was first thought out!"

Rakshata pressed a button and the screen showed a picture of a younger Rakshata holding blueprints for the Guren," And here's when I built the first prototype!"

The whole time, Zero was thinking of why Rivalz joined the knights," Why would Rivalz join the Black Knights, Is he here to get an article for student council? Or is it a summer job to buy that scooter in Wal-Mart we saw yesterday? Come to think of it, it was pretty cheap, so he could've bought it right on the spot. Anyway, WHY?"

Rakshata had already gone to the slide of the Guren when it was being painted fushia," And here's when I was installing the battle grid!"

She pressed the button again, but it went to a picture of Rakshata tanning in Spain...with no swimsuit.

"WHOO!" Every male Black Knight except Zero crowded up at the screen.

"Stupid Mexicans!" yelled Rakshata," I knew I shouldn't have let Juilo rearrange my photo albums!"

She quickly shut off the screen, and Diethard went on," Lastly, I bought a new issue of PlayBoy, and I'm proud to announce Miss December is now a Mrs.! That is all."

Everyone walked out, but Rivalz went up to Zero," Mr. Zero, sir?"

"What is it?" sighed Zero.

" Nothing. I justed wanted to know if you knew my friend Lelouch!"

Zero was surprised," What the heck are you talking about, I don;t know him! Why would you even think that!?"

" It's nothing, but wen I saw you playing chess with Schniezel, I realized you play a lot like my friend Lelouch, and-" Zero had already ditched him and gone to his office.

Zero slammed and locked the door behind him," This is impossible, how could Rivalz be part of the Black Knights, he's useless!"

When he sat down at his desk, he heard something underneath," Hey, you're stepping on Cheese-kun!"

"WTF!?" Zero peeked underneath and saw C.C. under his desk," C.C., why are you under there?"

"Well, the pizza man came, and he still had 3 minutes left, so I hid until I could get free pizza!"

Zero sweatdropped," Hey, did you know that Rivalz goes here now?"

" Of course I do," answered C.C.," I told him to join."

" YOU DID WHAT!?" Zero's eyes lit on fire, and was forced to remove his mask to not choke on the smoke," But why!?"

" I was bored! besides, he just thinks this is an after school club." C.C. got up and got some pizza from the fridge," It doesn't matter!"

There was a knock on the door," You hide somewhere!" Lelouch put his mas back on and opened the door," Tamaki, what do you want?"

"OK, I know you thought my M&M's idea was retarded, but wait 'til you hear THIS!" Tamaki pulled out a pack of Skittles," You see Brittanians LOVE Skittles! BUT, they hate sour ones! So we just load the Knightmare cannons with sour Skittles, and we can easily take back Ka-"

SLAM!

Zero slammed the door and put another tally on his "Tamaki Has a Stupid Idea" chart," That's 567 times in three months."

There was another knock at the door, and Zero opened it," What is it, Tohdoh?"

" I have another idea on retrieving Kallen!" cried Tohdoh, pulling out a boombox," You see, I did some research, and found out Brittanians love Hannah Montana!"

Zero just stared," You're kidding, right?"

" No, I'm serious! I recorded the 3D concert AND the new movie on bootleg! All we need is a giant screen and we can lure them out and we break out Kallen!"

"Dude, what about the miracles?"

"This IS a miracle! I got Hannah Montana on bootleg, man! When we're done, we'll watch it, comprende?"

SLAM!

"These guys are friggin retarded!" Zero fell back on the couch," When will they understend that we need someone SERIOUS about this to break out Kallen!"

"Lelouch, we're out of pizza!" whined C.C, shaking an empty pizza box.

A mirror felll out," Hey, a mirror!" C.C. held it up to her face.

Frustrated, Lelouch tried his Geas on C.C. through the mirror," Obey me!"

" Sorry, Lelouch, I'm immune, remember?"

"Oh, yeah..." The Geass bounced off the mirror and hit Lelouch," Oh no!"

" Why don't you ask Rivalz what to do?" asked C.C. sarcastically.

The command took over Zero, and he cried," That's a great idea! I'll ask him now!"

He ran through the door and went up to Rivalz," Rivalz!"

" Hey, Mr. Zero! I was just going to help Tamaki load the sour Skittles into the cannons, then help Tohdoh set up the big screen for the hannah Montana concert!"

"Never mind that, I want to know how YOU would break out a prisoner!" Zero was practically shaking Rivalz by the shoulders now.

" I guess I'd do what everyone else is doing," said Rivalz," Except when it comes to crack, then you run!"

Don't smoke crack, kiddies!

The Geass was still controlling Zero's mind," I love it! Continue loading the cannons, and get more people to help Tohdoh with the big screen!"

"Yes, sir!" Rivalz ran down the hall to follow Zero's orders.

By the time Zero snapped out of it, the deed had been done," Wait a minute, WHAT!?"

To be continued...