Last time, on the Adventures of the black knights...

Kallen: (standing over Lelouch's death bed) Doctor, I need to know, how long does he have left!?

Rakshata: Well, let's just say that-

(Lelouch flatlines)

Kallen: NO! (starts crying on Lelouch) NOO!!!

Rakshata: Don't worry; I just tripped over the cable! (Plugs in cable, Lelouch wakes up)

Lelouch: Kallen, what's wrong with you?

Kallen: Lelouch you're all-

(bullet whizzes through room through Lelouch's heart)

Kallen: WTF!?

Tamaki: (holding gun in blindfold) (takes off blindfold) Did I get the piñata?

Kallen: NOOO, Lelouch!

This is one of those things that MIGHT happen...

At the hospital...

Kallen and Sayoko were still sitting near Lelouch's bed. Kallen looked depressed, and Sayoko was, too.

"Why the heck did you kill Lelouch!?" yelled out Sayoko, breaking the long silence.

"I never meant to!" cried Kallen," It's just something I do on a weekly basis!"

"Well, you-" Sayoko froze in place.

"Um, Sayoko?" asked Kallen.

Milly had put the nano chip in a blow dart tube and shot it into Sayoko's brain," there, now I control her!"

Nina peeked over at the nano chip in Sayoko's head," Are you sure they won't notice it?"

"Of course not!' reassured Milly.

Kallen looked at the back of Sayoko's head," OMG, a piece of metal's stuck in your head!"

Milly quickly slipped on the nano chip's headphones and microphone, speaking in Sayoko's place," Naw, this is just a birthmark!"

Kallen looked suspicious," Really, because-"

Milly quickly made Sayoko yell out," Don't you insult my mama!"

"What'd I say about your ma-"

SLAP!

The mind-controlled Sayoko bitch-slapped Kallen across the room.

Kallen got up and yelled," Oh, you're going DOWN!"

"Thatta girl!" yelled Milly outside of the microphone," Nina, raise the prices! I think we'll have enough for that hot tub!"

At HQ..

Everyone was waiting in anticipation for Zero's return. Rakshata had bet a whole month's salary on that they were working on the Guren, and wasn't prepared to lose. In fact, she upped her bet to a YEAR'S salary!

C.C. stared at her in shock," Dude, are you retarded or something?"

Rakshata took a puff from her pipe again," Hey, just because I was in special ed and failed my Knightmare building class doesn't mean I'm retarded!"

C.C. said to her," Wait, so you NEVER knew how to build a Knightmare?"

"Actually, the models I'm using are substitutes. Kallen and Zero have the real Knightmares! the ones in the garage are booby-trapped!"

His mind numbed from video games, Tohdoh giggled" He heh. Booby."

In the garage...

Ohgi approached the cockpit of the Shinkiro," Awesome!"

Beside him, Tamaki was opening up the Guren," I don't get why they don't let US drive the good Knightmare frames!"

Ohgi watched as Tamaki entered the Guren. Inside, he heard him talking.

" Hey, what's this heart-shaped button do?"

Ohgi ran to the cockpit," No, Tamaki, DON'T!"

It was too late. A beep was heard inside, then he heard vibrating, and Tamaki grunting.

" WHAT THE HECK!?" Ohgi heard him yell.

There was much struggling, but a few minutes later, there was silence.

" Tamaki?" asked Ohgi, worried for his half-friend.

" Go away!" yelled Tamaki," I'm busy!"

As Ohgi walked away, Tamaki yelled," WAIT!"

"What?"

" Bring a towel."

Ohgi sweatdropped, then slowly backed away from the Guren.

At the hospital...

The catfight had just ended between Kallen and Sayoko. Kallen won this time, because Milly wasn't that good playing video games (she controlled Sayoko with a joystick during the fight.)

" Sorry about breaking your left pinky," said Kallen," But you've gotten soft lately! What's going on?"

"Oh, nothing!" reassured the brainwashed maid," Anyway, I think I have an idea to revive Lelouch!"

Kallen's face lit up immeditaly," REALLY!? I mean, I don't really care, but REALLY!?"

" Sure! All you have to do is kiss and make up!"

The smile went away from Kallen's face," What?"

Milly had to think of something else to say," I mean, like in Sleeping Beauty- except your the prince and he's Aurora!"

Kallen thought about it for a minute, then said," Are you sure? You don't sound like yourself, Sayoko."

Milly panicked," What do I do!? I HAVE to get more viewers if I want that plasma screen in the new reek center/spa!"

Quickly, she yelled," Just do it!"

" Fine then, you ninja bitch!" Kallen walked towards the unconcious Lelouch," Should I do this? I mean, it MIGHT work, but I don't know..."

As Kallen leaned towards Lelouch, Milly's cameras zoomed in.

" Come on!" said Milly," Get it over with!"

Rivalz got up the courage to say," Milly, are you sure this is right? The story's a comedy, for Geass' sake!"

Milly walked over to Rivalz," OK, one, do NOT use that pun in this story!" she b-slapped him, then added," Two, if she lands this kiss, we'll have enough to buy me that tennis court!"

"Um, Milly?"

"What?"

"Your mic's still on."

"What the heck does that- Uh oh."

Just before Kallen did the deed, she heard Sayoko arguing with an invisible person," Sayoko, are you all right?"

"Um, what do you mean?"

"You've been arguing with an invisible midget!"

"Um, SHUT UP!" Sayoko shoved Kallen onto Lelouch's bed and ran like heck.

Kallen got up on the bed," WHY, YOU-"

"Kallen, why're you sitting on me?"

"HUH?"

At HQ...

Diethard and Rakshata were arguing over if Osama bin laden could kick Hussein's butt in Code US Border when Ohgi ran into the room.

"Ohgi, what's wrong?" asked Rakshata," You look like you've seen a ghost!"

"yeah!" agreed Diethard," Either that or you witnessed your friend playing with himself!"

"Well..."

Diethard ran past him, knocking over a glass of grape juice on the table," I'll get my camera!"

Ohgi stared down at the mess, speechless.

"Ohgi?" asked Rakshata," It's OK. It's just a little me-"

" JUST A LITTLE MESS!?" cried Ohgi," This has happened in almost every episode! I'm quitting!" Ohgi walked to the elevator.

"Aw, come on, Ohgi!" Rakshata ran after him," Tell you what- I have a sister who loves juice just as much as you do!"

"Really?"

"Yes! Her name is Villeta"

At the hospital...

Kallen was speechless for a few seconds, then cried," Lelouch, you're alive!"

"Well, I was never really- OW!" Kallen had pulled Lelouch into a back-breaking hug.

"I thought I killed you!" said Kallen," I promise I'll only beat you for a legitimate reason!"

As Lelouch was released from the hug, he mentioned," Well, I wasn't really dead in the first place."

"HUH?"

"Yeah, I was just so tired after you beat me, I fell asleep."

Kallen couldn't believe it. She almost did a Sleeping Beauty scene with him when he was ASLEEP!?

"You idiot!" Kallen slapped him on the back of the head," I can't believe I almost kissed you when you were only sleeping!"

"Well, that's completely understanda- Wait, you almost kissed me?"

POW!

Well, that's how Lelouch "came back to life". When Lelouch and Kallen came back to HQ, they explained that they were "working on the Guren". Rakshata won the bet and now doesn't have to go back to work at the Academy. Tamaki has grown a sincere bond with the Guren, but after a few of Kallen's beatings, has gone back to video games. Tohdoh has been addicted to Brittanian Evil 5 for 2 months now, but after a visit from Oprah, has learned that it's better to fight with a cause and kill actual people than waste your life in front of a glass screen. So now, he plays it in front of a plasma. Thank you all, for reading this epilogue!

P.S. The series is NOT over yet!