The cheerful early morning light was broken by a blond-haired teenager in orange running down the street and screaming. This precipitated a lot of secondary screaming. Not so much the running as what the teenager was screaming. "It's breaking out! It's breaking out!"
That he was also clutching his stomach would be a big cue for an citizen of Konoha. And, while the civilians ran, the Anbu and elite Jounin converged, as Naruto's screams grew from panic to pain.
The end came in the town square, as Naruto fell down, screaming one last time...And a humanoid fox burst bloodlessly out of his stomach.
"YESSSS!" The fox screamed. "Now...Now is the time for Ultimate Suffering!" He paused. He posed. "Now is the time...For DISCO!!!"
What followed was either a painful spasm or some sort of dance.
The collective face-fault caused a 3.5 in Suna.
*Interlude*
Naruto was bored. Naruto was very bored. He had repeated all this. He had repeated all this FIFTY-THREE TIMES!
It was Genin Selection Day again and Naruto was on the roof of his apartment building, cloud-watching. He completely ignored the time; he didn't care (Much) about the future and he didn't notice he had taken to subconsciously muttering "heavenly gates open, heavenly gates closed, heavenly gates open..." in time with the action. Even his subcoinscious was bored. The Fox was immitating a coma.
And the roof was filled with Anbu.
"Huh?" Naruto said, before realizing what he had done, at the same time as someone yelled 'Infiltrator!' and the kunai entered his throat.
As he died (Yet again), Naruto wondered 'Hey, maybe I should try for immortaility. Or at least something close...'
And thus we have two beginnings and an ending. But it was a boring day all around, so Naruto didn't mind (Much).
He did prank that Anbu for a solid month, though.
*Interlude*
"I hate you, you know." Normally, this comment would result in more screaming and running. But not this man. Some men are brave; some men are fearless; some men are lunatics. Very few achieve all three without going psycho.
"Hating someone is not youthful. But then, that is why you lost! To the Power of Youth!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
*SUNSET-JUTSU*
"...And they call me evil. Seriously", Kyuubi turned to Ibiki "You should put this guy in interogation. People would crack in seconds."
Ibiki turned and smiled...Actually smiled...At Kyuubi. "What makes you think we don't?"
It's not every day you get a millenia-old fox to look like he got hit on the head with a hammer. Or do the 'I'm not worthy!' at a human.