Okay, so I have no excuse for why this is so late, except that i'm a lazy lil bitch 3 lol
Sorry 'bout that.
But here it is, at long, long last, the second installment of Poison and Smut! It's a little filler-y, but alas, it's a necessary evil.
WARNINGS: yaoi (malexmale love), some violence, terribly cliche dialogue, slight plotlessness, and vomit (plays no role whatsoever in the lemon part...icky!)
SPECIAL NOTE: Read the notes at the end of the chapter for a SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY to be my muse and inspire me to write a bonus chapter!! More details there.
Mkay, that's about it. Now...ENJOY!! 3
RECAP: Gojyo laughed and tackled Goku to the cot. They playfully wrestled for a few minutes, until fatigue won out. They then collapsed once again, this time with Gojyo on top. He looked down on Goku, and smiled.
"Goku, I think I'm--"
"My my, and here I thought nothing would ever happen."
2.) I Hate to Point Out the Obvious, But...
Gojyo jumped at the strange voice and spun his head around to face the door. There stood a man who appeared to be in his mid to late thirties, with thick-framed glasses and long, dark hair. He was tall and frail, with pale skin and bony, well, everything. He leaned nonchalantly against the open door frame, smiling coyly at the two youkai sprawled out on the cot.
Goku stared wide-eyed at the man, his subconscious trying not to allow his conscious to realize that some strange man was staring at him, lying naked and sweaty under another man. Not to mention all the semen everywhere...
Oh damn, he just realized it.
Goku tensed up and began wiggling under the kappa, trying to free himself like a trapped animal. Gojyo, feeling Goku move under him, gasped and jumped off. Both boys' hands jerked down to their come-coated crotches, covering their privates in embarrassment. The stranger laughed at the youkais' sudden display of modesty.
"Oh, boys," he chuckled, "after that show you just put on for me, do you honestly think there is anything to hide?" Goku blushed, and Gojyo growled.
"Wh-who the fuck are you?" he demanded, scrunching up his face and baring his teeth. "And where the fuck am I?" To his annoyance, the stranger's smile widened.
"Ooh, what a nice face, Gojyo. So feral, so sexy. You sure know how to get a man's libido a-going. But you should really save your bedroom eyes for lil' Goku here."
"Answer the fucking question, you prick!" Gojyo growled. He leaned forward in a threatening manner, but stopped and turned his gaze to the quivering Goku next to him, who was looking panicked and pointing directly at the prick in the doorframe.
"Aww, I've never had a pet-name before, Gojyo-kun--" Gojyo blanched at the childish way in which the stranger just addressed him, "--I kind of like it. I'll have to begin introducing myself as Prick-chan now."
"You! I remember you!" Goku shouted, shaking his finger as if he were scolding a child. "You're that waiter! The one who gave us those drinks!" Gojyo scrunched his face in confusion at Goku's words. "What the hell did you give us, you bastard?"
"Bastard? And here I thought my new name was Prick. You really need to go ahead and settle on one concisive name."
"I said, what's you're name, douche-bag!" Gojyo demanded dangerously, hands moving from his crotch to clench on his thighs. Mr. Prick chuckled once more.
"Ah, three new nicknames in one day? I feel flattered. But it's getting to be a little ridiculous, yes? Perhaps if we just go with my real name to cut back on the confusion?" He bowed lowly, nose virtually grazing his knee, and Gojyo creased his brows at the sudden formality in the crude man's actions.
"My name is Yasashiku," he said, "God of Love and Lust."
Gojyo's creased eyebrows shot up into his hairline at the statement. "God of...Love?" he repeated.
"Yes, and Lust," the man giggled. "I oversee all romantic and sexual aspects of Human Life--" he put more emphasis on the word "sexual" than Gojyo was comfortable with, "--I preside over Mankind's deepest and darkest desires, sexual and otherwise." He eyed the kappa on the cot and pushed himself off of the doorframe. "You ought to know all about that, eh, Gojyo-kun?"
Gojyo blinked and looked down at his lap. "Shut up," he gritted quietly. Yasashiku laughed again, approaching the cot.
Goku stared silently between the two men as they swapped banter. The verbal spar was beginning to go over his head, and he had absolutely no idea what the strange god was talking about. Gojyo wasn't saying anything in return after his last comment, so he decided to interject.
"Wull, what the heck are you doing, trying to get us together, huh?" he asked, looking over at Gojyo, whose mortified gaze shot up to him for a second, then returned back to his lap.
"Well, Goku-chan, I've been watching you two lately." Goku jumped nearly out of his skin as the voice came from behind him. "And quite frankly, I was getting a little worried about you." Goku and Gojyo quickly turned untrustingly to face the god and waited for him to continue. "Normally, I'm not allowed to interfere with the affairs of youkai, but these...special circumstances have called for desperate measures of action. You see, many of the divine rulers believe that certain developments in group dynamics have arisen amongst the four of you, and these developments are beginning to show through in recent performance; many fear that the continuation of said developments could hinder, even jeopardize the goals of your mission."
Goku's eyes began to wander from side to side as though he were looking around the room for a translation. "What the hell are you talking about, huh?" he demanded meekly. Yasashiku chuckled, and Gojyo gritted his teeth.
"You see, Goku," the god began, darting his eyes to Gojyo and smirking slightly, "I really hate to point out the obvious, but certain...emotions have arisen in our Gojyo here--"
"Shut up," teh kappa muttered under his breath.
"Emotions which, try as he might, he just simply cannot control--"
"I said, shut up, you damn prick!" Gojyo was standing now.
"Emotions of love--"
"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!" With these words, Gojyo lunged at the man, only to introduce his face to the cold stone floor. He immediately jumped back to his feet, ignoring the slow trickle of blood oozing from his left nostril, and searched for the cursed god. He was no longer in front of him.
"Aww, is widdle Gojyo-kun embarrassed by the truth?" Gojyo whipped around to see Yasashiku pressed firmly against the back of a wide-eyed Goku, running his fingertips gently over his taught abdomen. The monkey seemed to be frozen in shock and fear, staring pleadingly at Gojyo for help. Enraged, Gojyo moved toward the cot, but no more than three steps later, he reacquainted his already bloodied face with the floor.
And then he was retching. Violently, he emptied his stomach onto the stone floor. Wiping his mouth, he grimaced at the stench and taste of the acidy bile before him, suddenly acutely aware of the thick, permeable blanket of sweat, sex, blood, and vomit that hung in the air. In fact, all of his senses seemed to suddenly sharpen. Slowly regaining his composure, Gojyo righted himself, running his hand once more over his face and wiping the sickening mixture of vomit and blood from his nose.
"Get...the FUCK...away from him," he panted slowly, articulately, standing still as possible, as not to risk another tumble onto the floor. Yasashiku chuckled, ignoring Gojyo's command.
"You know, Gojyo-kun," teh god said, bringing up his second hand to trace the thin neckline of poor petrified Goku, "I can't say that i can blame you."
Goku, coming slightly out of his daze, bit his lip in confusion.
"Blame? Blame him for what?"
"After all, who wouldn't find this beautiful physique irresistible? And who would've guessed that someone with a frame so slight would have such a sizable package? My my, Goku, you seem to be hung like a horse!"
Goku blushed purple and looked down to his lap, finding his own semen there and blushing still deeper. "Wha-what are you talking about? You're not making any sense!"
Gojyo could see Goku's eyes well up in his confusion, and all he wanted to do was grab him and hold him and make him smile and--
"Oh, but surely you've realized by now, Goku?" Yasashiku chuckled, pressing his lips flush against the monkey's ear. Anger flared once more in Gojyo's chest, and he walded forward, bloody nose be damned. He swiftly grabbed for those vile, groping hands on his Goku, sadly missing and grabbing at Goku's chest instead. Goku gasped as Gojyo's palms rubbed against his nipples, causing them to perk up once more. Gojyo cursed in embarrassment and snatched his hands back. Yasashiku had disappeared once again.
"Really now, boys, you can't keep your hands off one another for a moment?" the god chuckled from behind Gojyo. The cappa growled and spun around on his heels. "Would you stop that already?" he cried.
"Fine," Yasashiku replied, "but only if you tell little Goku here the truth."
"What, tell me what?" Goku asked, confusion written all over his adorable face.
"Nothing, Goku, it's Nothing!" Gojyo gritted, rubbing his eyes in frustration. Goku looked at Gojyo with questioning eyes. The stupid kappa was hiding something, he could tell.
"Gojyo, what is it?" the monke asked, reaching his hand out to stroke the kappa's arm. "Please tell me."
Gojyo stared down at Goku. He could feel his resolve crumbling. "You--you don't wanna know, Goku."
"Oh, sure he does," Yasashiku whispered, now next to them on the cot.
"Shut the hell up!" Goku shouted, aiming a frustrated punch at the god (and of course missing as he once again relocated himself out of reach). "Come on, Gojyo, you can tell me. What is it?" He looked closely at the uncertainty in Gojyo's eyes. "Is it...is it about me?" Gojyo blinked, looking Goku in the eyes for the first time since they came together on that damn cot. "Do you...i mean, did you have, um, well, you know...about me?" Gojyo suddenly growled and grabbed Goku by the back of the neck and crushed their lips together in a heart-shattering kiss. Goku moaned in surprise, closing his eyes as Gojyo shoved his tongue into his mouth. He began to suck eagerly at the hot wet organ in his mouth, his body beginning to stir once more at the kappa's ministrations. They kissed long and hard for several minutes, finally breaking whne Goku was sure his lungs would burst.
"Gojyo--"
"Goku, I can't--I mean--shit, man! Why do you have to fucking do this to me? You force me to have these damned feelings, then you--i mean--you, and I, and we--like--do all of that, and now--now you make me say it, you make me admit my weakness to you, after I fought so damn hard to never let you know! I swore I wouldn't let you know I love you! It's not--you're so--"
"You mean you love me too?" Goku asked, eyes widening.
"Of course I fucking love you, you idiot! How could you--" Wait. Gojyo stared at Goku in shock. "Um, 'too?'"
"What, you think that after what we just did, I wouldn't feel anything? Who's the idiot, Gojyo?" Goku laughed at the combination of indignation and sheer happiness on the kappa's face. "I mean, who the hell else would I lose my virginity to, just to save them?"
"Oh, yeah," Gojyo said, suddenly realizing that he had absolutely no idea what in the hell was going on, or how in the hell having sex would "save" him. "Could you kinda re-explain the whole saving me thing? I was a bit...distracted before."
"Oh." Goku blushed, but nodded. "Well, you and I went drinking and everything, right?" Gojyo nodded. "Well, while we were at that bar, this asshole over here--" he motioned to the smugly smiling Yasashiku, "--slipped some kinda potion or some shit into our drinks. Well, this shit made us go all crazy and fight-y, hence all the bruises and all that."
Gojyo chuckled. "'Hence?'" Goku punched him (not too hard, though).
"Anyway, we apparently knocked each other out fighting, and when I woke up, I was super hungry. All I could think about was food. Then, I threw up, and I suddenly felt way better. Turns out, the reason i threw up the potion, or whatever it is, was because i was thinking about what I most desired--eating!"
Gojyo nodded. "Um, okay, I think I follow you so far."
"Okay. So, you woke up, and you were still all crazy. You were attacking me. But suddenly, you, well, erm..." Goku trailed off shyly for a moment. "You kinda started getting, um, hard, and every time we, we...touched...you'd get better. That's when I realized, the only way to get you back to normal would be to give you what you most desire--sex."
Gojyo could feel his heart swelling with love. He couldn't believe anyone would do something like this for him. This--this selfless need to help those around him...this was the reason he loved the stupid monkey so much. He gently caressed Goku's cheek. "No. Sex isn't teh thing I desire most."
Goku blinked at Gojyo in confusion. "It--it's not?"
Gojyo smiled and shook his head. "No. It's you."
Goku blushed again, but smiled. He placed his hand over teh larger one on his cheek.
"Aww, isn't this just a Kodak moment?" Yasashiku gushed. Damn, forgot about him. Gojyo growled and turned to face the twisted god.
"Alright, you've achieved your goal with us. Will you let us go now?" Yasashiku rubbed his chin as though he were giving the question a lot of serious thought.
"No."
"What?" Goku shouted incredulously. "Come on, man!" Yasashiku laughed.
"Hmm...perhaps I could be persuaded to let you two go...on one stipulation."
Goku and Gojyo gulped, already knowing where this was going. "What is it you want?" Goku asked nervously.
Yasashiku smiled. "I want..."
BREAK!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (insert more evil laughter here)
Cliffhangers are a bitch, yes??
Never ye fear, folks. I'm already working diligently on the final installment of Poison and Smut!
OH!! AND I REALLY NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR THE BONUS CHAPTER ABOUT SANZO AND HAKKAI!! I wanna write something lemony and hot, but I have absolutely NO idea how to get them in bed. If you can think of any cute little ideas (preferably no action-y fighting sequences...those are hard to write), just drop me a line in the review section, and if I like your suggestion, I'll use it and give you props!! 333
Toodles!!