Pure-innocence= Renesmee
I-mess-with-emotions=Jasper
Pixie-shopaholic= Alice
Big-bad-bear=Emmett
Blonde-and-beautiful= Rosalie
Overprotective-mind-reader= Edward
Outta-my-head= Bella
Dr. Hotty- Carlisle
Mama-duck- Esme
Pure-innocence: I can't wait to start high school!!!!!!
Pixie-shopaholic: we have to go shopping!!!!!!!! U need halter tops, tube tops, red tops, blue tops...
Big-bad-bear: u sound like Dr. Seuss-purple fish, blue fish
Overprotective-mind-reader: idiot. its red fish, blue fish
Blonde-and-beautiful: how did you know that???
Overprotective-mind-reader: i do have a young daughter, Blonde-and-beautiful
Blonde-and-beautiful: wasn't she at, like, reading level 12 when she was 3 days old?
Pixie-shopaholic: i didn't know that u read those books!!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: by the way, Pixie-shopaholic, there is absolutely no way that Pure-innocence will be allowed to wear tube tops and halter tops to school!!!!
Pixie-shopaholic: i couldn't care less about ur fashion opinion, but seeing as you r her father, i figure i dont really have a choice!!!
Outta-my-head: oooooooooo i love tube tops!!!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: Outta-my-head!!!! our supposed to be on my side!!
Pixie-shopaholic: Outta-my-head doesn't want to turn her daughter into a fashion reject, unlike some specific people i know...Overprotective-mind-reader!
Pure-innocence: go Pixie-shopaholic!!! go mom!!! go no dad!!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: Renesmee!!! U R GROUNDED!
Pure-innocence: what??!!?!??!?! thats like, so unfair!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: U R GROUNDED BECAUSE.....I SAID SO!!!!!!!
Pure-innocence: but...but..but...daddy!!! *sniff *tear
Overprotective-mind-reader: ok fine ur not...geez i hate it when you do that...u got that from ur mother, she used to do that all the time.....that's kinda the reason ur here, Pure-innocence
Blonde-and-beautiful: i don't even want to know what ur implying
Pure-innocence: but u don't like it when i do that? that im here?
*Pure-innocence has logged off
Overprotective-mind-reader: drat, better go comfort her...Bella, a little help??????
Outta-my-head: r u kidding? i want to see how bad she makes u feel!!! :-)
Blonde-and-beautiful: with all the mood swings, it almost seems like she's pregnant!!!
Pixie-shopaholic: you don't know that! there is no way that is true! what the heck are you talking about! i don't know anything! if i was able to say what i don't know i would say "hell yea"! but i don't know anything so there's
really no point in saying that! even if there was then i really couldn't say because if i had been told not to say anything then that is y i cant say.....
Outta-my-head: Alice????
Pixie-shopaholic: oooo ok shes pregnant, thank god Overprotective-mind-reader doesn't know!
*Pure-innocence has logged on
Pure-innocence: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Outta-my-head: Pure-innocence congrats!!!!..wait what the **** is wrong!?!?!?!
*Edward walks in holding a limb that looks suspicously like jacob's
Overprotective-mind-reader: what's up?
Pure-innocence: you MURDERER!!! you BEAST!!!! you #$%^&*(*&^%$##$%^&!!!!!!!
Outta-my-head: agreed!!!! how could you!!?????????
Blonde-and-beautiful: WE SHOULD EXTRAPALATE HIM!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: thanks Blonde-and-beautiful
Pure-innocence: how could u kill my baby's daddy!?!?!??!?!
Overprotective-mind-reader: UR PREGNANT?~??~?????
Pure-innocence: duh...wiat, if you didn't know, y did you rip my jakie apart?
Overprotective-mind-reader: YOUR JAKIE!?!?!?!
Outta-my-head: wardy, calm down!!!!!
Blonde-and-beautiful: wardy. hahahehehehhe. *snort. wardy. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: sheddup. we all know you call Big-bad-bear emmybear.
Pixie-shopaholic: yeah, baby rose!
Blonde-and-beautiful: NO ONE!!! CAN CALL ME!!! BABY ROSE!!!!! EXCEPT!!!! FOR!!! EMMYBEAR!!!!
Blonde-and-beautiful: oops
Outta-my-head: i'm new to this family, and even i know that when Pixie-shopaholic sees jasper she goes, "hey jazz" and then she goes, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, like a kitty.
Pixie-shopaholic: eep!!
Blonde-and-beautiful: oh as in jas-purrrrr!!! hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahha!!!!!!! almost as creative as emmybear!!!
Pure-innocence: there's a girl that was in my third grade class that was named emily. every one called her emmy.
Big-bad-bear: Pure-innocence girl, what are you implying?!??!?! seriously, doesn't "jakie" call you baby girl??!?!!??!
Pure-innocence: ooooooohhhh!!! i already thought of baby names for my baby!!!!!! boys will be: rocquet launcha, spuepa starr, etc. girls are: cuppy kake, beau tefal, etc.
Big-bad-bear: your not serious!?!??!??!?!?!?!
Pure-innocence: what... u don't like it....*waaaaahhahaaaaaa
Big-bad-bear: oh crappppppppppppp!!! baby girl, it's ok i love the names!!!!!!!
Pure-innocence: ....really??? wait...NO ONE CALLS ME BABY FIRL EXCEPT FOR JAKIE WAKIE!!!!!
Overprotective-mind-reader: *gasp!
: i better go put jake back together.
Overprotective-mind-reader: wait, let me take his head off first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pure-innocence: wait...y did u rip him apart in the first place??????????
Pixie-shopaholic: mwahahahahahahahahhahahha...... jakie waikie, wardy, baby rose, baby girl, emmybear= BLACKMAIL!!!! mwahahahahahha