This my friends is the I will not part! I hope you like.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I did sasuke would not exist.

31. I will not go up and tell Paris Hilton she's gone broke (Hold it what does Paris Hilton have to do with Naruto?!)

32. I will not tell Chouji that the barbeque place is having an all you can eat.

Cause he might trample me in his haste to get there, or he will kill me when he finds out your lying.

33. Akamaru does not need to wear a pretty pink ribbon.

34. Orochimaru certainly does not need to wear a pretty pink ribbon.

35. Itachi MOST CERTANLY does not need to wear a pretty pink ribbon!

36. I will not replace Sasuke's shampoo and conditioner with purple hair dye.

37. Kakashi does not were a mask to hide a hideous mole.

38. I will also not recommend he go get it checked out by Tsunade.

39. Tsunade does not appreciate it when I sing Sexyback especially when I got Jiraiya to join in for the chorus.

40. Everyone calls Ino a dumb blonde, yet so is Naruto.

41. I will never take the hokages hat.

42. I will never make jokes to Sasuke bout his parents.

43. Naruto is not a foxy lady only his jutsu is.

44. I am not allowed to sing Dude looks like a lady to Sasuke or Haku.

45. I will not hand Neji a yu-gi-oh deck and ask him about the fate of the cards.

46. I will not Photoshop photos of Sasuke half-naked and give them to his gay fan base then tell them he asked for me to pass these out for them.

Telling Naruto the ramen shop is closed is only funny the first time and then after that it's just painful.

I will not go up to Shino and ask, "Will you help me bug bomb my house?"

I will not recommend energy drinks to Shikamaru, or Caffeine.

Hello, Sasuke is not Inigo Montoya; However Itachi killed his father so prepare to die.

Sakura does not need to go with Sasuke if she want's to live.

Orochimaru is not a decepticon, or work for them a will stop inciting that he is.

Shino is not "Neo" from the matrix and I will stop insisting how scary the resemblance is.

Rock Lee does need an eyebrow wax, but that does not mean I can tie him to a chair with the wax and clippers.

Sasuke he not a gay vampire that sparkles.

Tsunade is a compulsive gambler, and I will never intruduce her to Las Vegas.

I will not replace Kakashi's make out paradise books with Twilight. As that is a cruel and unusual punishment for the poor man.

I will not ask Kisame what kind of dolphin, he is he will not appreciate it.

I will not teach Konahamaru "The song the never ends" no matter how amusing it will be when he is still singing it ten years from now.

60. I will not call Chouji…………………………………………. FATTY!!!!!

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