Pure-innocence= Renesmee
I-mess-with-emotions=Jasper
Pixie-shopaholic= Alice
Big-bad-bear=Emmett
Blonde-and-beautiful= Rosalie
Overprotective-mind-reader=Edward
Outta-my-head=Bella
Dr. Hotty- Carlisle
Mama-duck- Esme
werewolf- Jacob
baby1-Roket
baby2-Kupca
baby3-Dev
*a few months later
carlislee: i have looked at nessie, and she will have her baby in...5..4..3..2..1
nessiee: JAKIE WAKIE!!!
jakee: AAAAAAAAA!!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? R U OOOOKKKKKK!?!?!?!?
nessiee: yes, you idiot, im fine.... but its triplets!!!!!
carlislee: $^#%*)*^$#^&
alicee: oooooohhhh... what are their names?????
edwarde: what??!?!?!? triplets!?!??!?! *faints
bellae: wait, boys or girls??
nessiee: 1 boy and 2 girls.........
alicee: YAYAYAYYAYA!!! 3 times the amount of SHOPPING...* mumbling under breathe....... onesies, bottles, cribs, clothes, diapers, clothes....*stops mumbling.......CLOTHES!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! where's my soulja boy..........crap
rosaliee: soulja boy. snort. haha. soulja boy. hahahee. HAHAHEHEHE
alicee: 3...2...1
rosalee: MY HAIR!!!........MARY ALICE BRANDON
alicee: NEVER, EVER CALL ME THAT!!!!!! :-( plus, its not my fault u leave ur hair spray bottle open, just for me.......so i can put blue dye in it!! HAHAHAHAAHAHH!!!
bellae: dang, you *()^$# idiots, what are the babies names???
nessiee: thought ud never ask. well, the first boy is Roket L. Auncher.....the Auncher part is the babies fake last name... i mean, im only 3!
edwarde: DONT REMIND ME!!!
bellae: ROKET LAUNCHER?????? Oh MY #$%^&*( GOD!!!!
nessie: u hate it. waaaaaaaaahhh. and the L stands for liam
bellae: no no honey, i was, er, very, erm, surprised, YEA surprised.
nessiee: oh yea, emmett and rosalie are the god parents of that one.
emmette: Oh...MY...GOD!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!
alicee: humph. u scream like a girl u idjit.
esmee: SHUT UP!!!!!! I WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF THE NAMES!!!!
silence
esmee: wow, that was effective.
nessie: ok, the little girl is Kupca (pronounced cupca) Ke Bella Auncher.
bella: thank you soo much darling. who are the god parents?
nessiee: ooohhhh yea, mike newton and jessica stanley...
bellae: nonononononononononononono!!!!
ANYONE BUT THEM!! those creepers!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
alicee: why do
jasper and i feel insulted???
nessiee: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! and by the way alice, jakie wakie and i have a rule- u cant go shopping for them!!
alicee: god, kill me now.
nessiee: and the last baby reminds me of alice----his name is Dev Ile Auncher. alice and jasper are godparents!!!
alicee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! can i shop for him please please??!?!?!
nessiee: the not shopping thing was a joke!
alicee: god, ness, u almost gave me a heart attack... i was ready to go to ITALY!
deve: god mommy1! shopshopshopshopshopshopshopshopshop!!!
alicee: oh my god!!! its...like... a MIRACLE COME TRUE!!!!! baby, i love you soo much!! ur the most beautiful, with your....rapidly changing appearances?????????!?!?!?!? he has a POWER!!!! HE CAN CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE!!!! my life has MEANING NOW!!!
rosaliee: where is my goddaughter???
kupcae: not me!!!!!! hahahhahahhahah!! ur stupid.
rosaliee: oh my god... good luck mike and jessica.
kupcae: i wouve u doe, rosawee.
rosaliee: aaaaaahhhhhh. i love you too!!!
rokete: Hello, God Mother. I hath a power, greater than you can imagine!! I hath the power to enhance beauty! thou shall surely benefit. Thou art a goddess already, of course.
rosaliee: oh my god nessie!! UR KIDS ROCK!!!
nessiee: hm. i was wondering when you were remember me!!
alicee: does Kupca have a power? OH MY GOD!!! SHE DOES.........