"Sorry, Sorry, Jeez, man," Hidan Grumbled uncomfortably. Pein had caught him, now he'd be in trouble for sneaking out late.

"Hidan, you're constantly going out late and not returning for quite some time. What is it you do about every night???" All eyes were drawn on the sleek haired Akatsuki. He mumbled something inaudible under his breath.

"What was that?" Pein asked him impatiently.

"…I go…hunting…yeah…hunting." Hidan said out of stupidity. His comrades snickered. "Shut your holes." He pouted.

"Well I'm sending you on a mission with Itachi and Sasori. No goofing off. And your mission is simple, so you shouldn't be too long." Pein announced.

"Well what's the mission?" Hidan prayed it wouldn't have to do with another-

"Jinchuuriki." Pein stated.

"Fuck…" Hidan grimaced at the job he hated most, mainly because he wasn't allowed to kill the host.

"You will need to get information about the Six-Tailed Bijuu, Rokubi," Pein added.

"Well, where the hell is it supposed to be?" Hidan growled.

"In The Village of The Mist."

Hidan's eyes got wide. Oh shit, that's where that one bitch was, isn't it…this gives me an idea…

Just before Hidan walks out of the door with his assigned partners, he looked back at Pein.

"Can I get a bitch?"

"Hidan…How many times do I have to say no…?" Pein scolded.

"Well if she's a good cook can we keep her?" Hidan clasped his hands together and his eyes grew big and sparkly, sticking out his lower lip.

"WELL. We all pretty much suck ass at cleaning too…" Pein made an agreement.

Hidan punched his fist in the air. "Alright, let's go!!" He smiled broadly, laughing like a child, running down the winding path.

"He's so immature," Sasori chuckled. Itachi nods assuringly.

When they reached the village, Itachi used his kick-ass Sharingon on the guards, so they snuck through. Hidan looked around frantically to find a resemblance to where he was last night, but he saw none. Sasori led the way into the village, claiming he's researched this place and knows it like the back of his hand.

"We can just ask some people about the fucker, right?" Hidan questioned.

"Apparently you're no help, Hidan," Sasori frowned.

"Can I leave?"

"It'd be easier…"

Hidan dashed away, causing a breeze to blow through his confused partners' hair.

"He seemed excited," Itachi said awkwardly.

"…for a bitch?" Sasori wondered.

Now where did I see that girl… Hidan frantically searched everywhere for the alley, the dumpster, the bathroom, anything. He stopped, and looked up to see a tall building. Buildings have dumpsters, right? Hidan assured himself, running behind the structure. He DID see a dumpster, but was fenced. The hell…? Hidan thought. He walked through the alley behind and saw a large foggy lake. He had decided he is officially lost.

"Tell us, young lady, do you know a man named Utakata?" Sasori smiled at the first passerby the duo saw. She looked about 5 years old, with purple curls put up in pigtails, and overalls on.

"You mean Onee-chan?" She replied. Itachi faintly smiled. He was just about satisfied until she spoke again:

"He ran away."

"Do you know a girl named Asoya???" Hidan went around asking every person he spotted around the lake, desperate for a reply. So far seven people have said 'no' and one questioned if Hidan meant his pet fish. He was ready to give up his bitch-searching, but he saw one last person, in a tree. He had short light hair, and hazy eyes.

"Oi, you there!" Hidan yelled and pointed at the boy.

"Yes?" he slowly looked down at the man who spotted him.

"Do you know a woman named 'Asoya'" Hidan asked.

"Asoya-chan?"

"Yes, Asoya-chan." Hidan said, sounding rather annoyed.

"She went back home." Hidan fell forward, feet flying up in defeat.

"Well just shit on me." He stood up quickly and ran off to where he ditched Itachi and Sasori.