Hurrying as fast as he thought imaginable, Hidan searched for Itachi and Sasori. There was a possibility that they were still at the starting point, but Hidan didn't want to go check. He searched all the streets, and even snuck around the Mizukage's building to continue looking on the other side of the village.
"So, you're saying he…left?" Sasori sweat-dropped.
"Yes, Utakata-san is missing." The child beamed innocently.
"Which way did he go exactly?" Itachi tried his best at being patient.
"I don't know, it was my nap time. But you can look where he loves going most," she mumbled, looking around.
"Where is that?" Sasori cocked his head and smiled, hiding his frustration.
"The Lake." She said before running off to a woman with long dirty blonde hair. She smiled at Itachi and Sasori and started walking towards them.
"These two helped me!" The girl said, pointing.
"Oh, thank you so very much for finding my child. I say, would you like to join us for lunch? I'd be much obliged," The woman smiled, showing off her emerald eyes.
"Uh, that's okay, we're busy right now-" Itachi started, waving his hand in front of him.
"No, you must, it's the least I can do for you," the woman said gleefully, grabbing Itachi and Sasori's hands, the little girl hanging on her back. Itachi looked at Sasori, Sasori looked at Itachi, and giving up, the two of them shrugged and let her carry them away.
"Yup."
"H'yup."
"Uh-huh."
Hidan leaned against a brick wall, sippin' booze with two other guys.
"So why are you 'ere?" one said in a gravelly robotic voice.
"Lost." Hidan took another swig of beer.
"Yup."
"H'yup."
"Uh-huh," Hidan mumbled.
"I'm Aoi, with two hiragana." The one with the weird voice grumbled.
"Ayako here!" a younger one chimed.
"Isn't that a girl name?!" Hidan laughed.
"Maybe, but I like it," Ayako looked around.
"How old are you?" Hidan looked with one eyebrow up.
"16!" Ayako smiled.
"Doesn't that make you…a minor?"
"No one cares here," Aoi looked up at the sky.
"Yup" Ayako took a drink.
"H'yup" Aoi stood there.
"The fuck…" Hidan held his free drink in his hand and walked away.
"Wait!" Ayako held out a hand.
"Uh, yeah?" Hidan turned around.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Hidan," he said before running off to a park to continue his search.
"Hidan-chan…" Ayako yelled.
"WHAT." Hidan threw his drink on the ground.
"Next time you see Deidara-itoko-chan, tell him supper's waiting." Ayako eerily smiled.
"Okay…" Hidan shivered. How did he know I'm in Akatsuki, we're in disguise… He thought.
NOW Hidan started heading into a park, and there were little kids everywhere. Throwing Frisbees, playing tag, swimming, laughing, giggling, talking, screaming, and AUUGHH! Hidan clutched his head at the intoxicating sounds. He quickly ran around the park, and saw his comrades…having a picnic with a woman and a little girl! He walked over there and started talking to Sasori.
"What the fuck are you doing? What about the Jinchuuriki??" Hidan sharply whispered.
"What about your 'bitch'" Sasori smiled darkly. "Besides, this woman just-so-happens to be Utakata's mother." Sasori looked at her and smiled.
"Oh, hi," Hidan said quickly, turning back to Sasori. "Hey don't tell on me, but I'm going to run some errands outside the village."
"What could you possibly need to have done somewhere else?" Sasori frowned.
"My one-of-a-kind 'bitch' moved." Hidan stood up.
"How about you find someone who knows her who can tell you where she lives?"
"Good idea!"
And Hidan is off...
A/N-har har harrr, Hidan has left for his bitch, Sasori and Itachi are on a picnic, Ayako knows, no, IS COUSINS with our dei-chan, and yet more OC's to come X]
THESE PPLZ ARE NOUGHT RLY RELATED TO THE REAL CHAR.---FYI