w00t!!! another chapter done!!! though i wasn't motivated.(hint need reveiws hint) oh and srry it's so short.

Disclaimer: i. own. Batman. well no not really.......but i do own this fic (wich you need to reveiw....don't look at me like that!! you know who you are!!)

Wow this was short.

oooooooonnnnnnnnnn to the fic!!!! w00t!!!! :D

Lupin sighed as he walked into The Leaky Cauldron. He remembered Dumbledore saying that he would probably end up getting a teachers helper also. The werewolf wasn't too pleased at having a detective and a murder suspect in the Headquarters much less in Hogwarts. He really couldn't understand the old wizards reasoning.

And worst of all he couldn't even tell Harry. Who knows what danger Harry and his friends could be in with a supposed murderer. Lupin sighed once more. 'This is NOT going to be a good year.'

"THUD!!!" Lupin jumped up and twirled around(1) and faced the fireplace.

i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. everybody's nerves. everybody's nerves. i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. i know a song that gets on everyb-SHUT UP!!! MY GAWD YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!..............srry.......AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!! I KNOW A SONG THAT-*died of heart attack* *evil giggle...i mean chuckle*

"Well now" Dumbledore said facing L and Light. "All you have to do is throw in this powder" he holds up a bag of powder. "And say, very clearly, 'Leaky Cauldron' oh and we should do away with those." and with a flick of his wooden stick the handcuffs where gone.

L freaked out, and practically had a mini seizure, and quickly grabbed Light's arm with a killer grip. 'i knew it was a plot to escape!! 87%!!!'

"I trust you both know English?" They both nodded. L was a genius obviously, and Light was top in his English class. He was pretty fluent.

"Good. Now who's first?" Dumbledore asked innocently. Seeing their hesitation the wizard threw in some powder, somehow dislodged L's hand, picked him up(2), and threw him into the now green fire while saying The Leaky Cauldron.

The old man looked up and smiled at the youngest member, who gulped, took some powder, threw it in. He then looked back, nodded a silent farewell and jumped into the green flames while yelling The Leaky Cauldron.

Dumbledore soon followed. The room then had a pregnant pause.(but then it had to get rushed to the hospital for it's water broke)(3)

"Does that mean I'm L now!?" Matsuda yelled looking quite hopeful. The team shrugged.

"Sure." Soichiro said.

that's all of chapter 3!!!! srry it's so short!!!! but if you reviewed................

SO that's the end of Chapter three!! it would have been up faster but i wasn't motivated. mainly because i only got two reveiws for the last chapter!! (which i appreciate you two by the way)

it also would have been longer, but i wanted to rant about all the hits i was getting but no reviews.... please reveiw!!!! if you do i promise a much longer chapter next time!! and it will be longer!!

You know i'm actually trying really hard not to make this a crack fic......but it's so hard.......

(1)because while also being a werewolf, Remus Lupin is a professional ballerina.

(2)Dumbledore bench presses with the bowflexs. just so you know. he's got a 27 pack under those robes.

(3)It had twin boys by the way.