BloodyPinkRose - Alas here is the next chapter and will be the last chapter for two weeks possibly, (I'm on exams two weeks of pure hell i tell you) i have an english and french paper tomorrow. Anyways enjoy this chapter, more of a YuurixWolfram chappie, these two need to get together before we'll be seeing any babies -- well maybe .; accidents happen. mahaha. Has anyone noticed my random fixation with fruits in this, seriously its not intentional. it just happens but i am a bit fruit obsessive myself so that could have something to do with it. oh well. ENJOY. DONT OWN KM.
Chapter Six: Heir, Date, Marriage ... Breakfast!
He slid his delicate Maou clothes off and stepped into the bath, it had been a while since he had seen Wolfram, the two of them had been painting but then he had mysteriously disappeared with a sneaky grin on his face.
He hummed in pleasure, how the water soothed his sore bones, everyone had him working so hard and normally he was too busy to have a nice, relaxing long soak in the bath. Right then his life felt deliciously complete.
"Wimp wake up!"
"Yuuri?"
The ebony haired Maou opened his eyes and looked up, when he saw the blonde standing in front of him he nodded at him before settling down to rest again until he took a double take on what the fiery blonde had called him.
"Oi, Wimp ... Yuuri!"
"Wolfram??" he questioned just to make sure he wasn't hearing things
"Yes Yuuri?" the emerald eyed male purred strutting forward seductively
"Yuuri!!"
Yuuri's eyes nearly popped out his skull as he watched the blonde slowly and entrancingly made his way over, his skin glistening in the soft light of the room. Yuuri had the urge to run tongue along the hot wet skin.
"What are you doing?" he protested weakly when the fire wielder lightly clutched his knees and grinned flirtatiously before slowly bending down in the water. Before Yuuri could open his mouth to protest again the blonde covered his mouth with a pale finger.
"Let me take care of you okay Yuuri?"
The Maou's mouth gaped open and he nodded pretty much resembling a fish
He took a sharp intake of breath when Wolfram's head slowly bent and disappeared underwater and just as he-
BAM!
Yuuri's eyes flew open and he sat up colliding heads with the person in front of him. He recoiled backwards and groaned in agony, whoever's head it was really needed to see someone for being so hard headed.
"What's the matter with you wimp?" Wolfram demanded his eyes blazing and his fist clenched ready to bonk the other again if he didn't like the answer he was given. Yuuri automatically hit defensive mode and place his hands up to cover his head.
"I didn't do anything" he yelled and when he saw Wolfram pull back his fist he jumped out of bed and closed his eyes. When the room went deadly silent and he wasn't hit, he cracked open one eye only to see Wolfram looking at him.
But by looking at him, he meant not looking at him but a certain part of his anatomy. Yuuri frowned in confusion and also looked down and when he saw what the other was looking at he blushed crimson and whipped the covers off the bed to cover himself, effectively knocking Wolfram off the bed and onto the floor.
He spluttered trying to make a sentence before giving up and waddling to the bathroom as fast as he could because he knew once the blonde had got over being dazed after whacking his head on the floor he was going to be mad as hell.
Just as he locked the door he heard the blonde pounding on it yelling obscene profanities and threats of maiming him and he was even sure he heard one or two about castration. He sighed and leant his back against the wall besides the door, letting his body slide down the wall till he was sitting.
"Get your perverted wimpy ass out here Yuuri!" Wolfram yelled, he was seeing red, he couldn't believe that the stupid male had a wet dream while he was sleeping in the same bed and about another woman at that.
"Who was she!" he demanded angrily pounding harder
"I'll teach her to mess with my fiancé, who is she, wimp!" he spat
Yuuri was praying for good luck on the other side of the door, he wanted to tell Wolfram that it wasn't about anyone but him ... but that would be kinda awkward so he thought maybe just admitting that it wasn't another woman would help.
"It wasn't a woman, besides would you even give me a chance to meet another girl?!" he asked and got the door burnt down in return. He peaked behind the door and squealed like a girl before scrambling further into the bathroom hoping for some miracle that a trap door would open and he would fall into it.
Wolfram was foaming at the mouth in anger and his eyes resembled yellow diamonds, "Am I not good enough, you're dreaming about other men! Who was it" he demanded throwing fireball after fireball into the room.
Yuuri decided that drowning himself would be considered fun compared to how Wolfram wanted to kill him, "Was it Gunter? Or the great sage or maybe it was Shinou" Wolfram yelled stepping closer. Yuuri whimpered in reply.
"So it was Shinou"
Yuuri didn't get a chance to reply before the blonde had pounced on him and had his hands around his neck, shaking as hard as he could in anger. Yuuri struggled against the blonde making strangled noises.
"It ... w-wasn't ... S-S-Shinou!" he managed to breathe out. Wolfram continued to rage on until a few moments later when he seemed to take in what had been said to him, he stopped shaking Yuuri and looked down at him.
"It wasn't Shinou?" he asked with narrow eyes and Yuuri shook his head
"Murata?"
Another shake
"Gunter?"
Another shake
"Gwendal?"
Another shake
"Conrad?"
Another shake
"Yozak?"
Another shake
"Stoffel?"
A shiver followed by another shake
"Raven?"
Another shake
"It's not Adelbert?!" He gasped before shaking his head to rid himself of ghastly thoughts regarding the beast of a man and Yuuri. He didn't even want to know how that would work out. He looked down at Yuuri again; he didn't know who else it could be.
"Wimp please tell me its not Keenan!" he yelled almost deafening the Maou
"It's not any of them now! Get off me!" Yuuri demanded struggling under Wolfram's hold. "I don't see what difference it would make if it was Shinou; you two look exactly the same except for the eyes!" Yuuri sulked when Wolfram finally removed his hands.
He received a smack to the head for that
"I happen to be so much better looking than that slacker!" Wolfram yelled his eyes blazing again and Yuuri smiled and held his hands up in a surrender, he really wasn't ready to be roasted Yuuri yet, he was so sure that was how he was going to go at this rate.
"Did someone say my name?" Came a voice and the two jumped and looked around only to see the cheerful Original king looking at them around the door whilst biting into an apple. When he saw their position he turned his back to them
"Sorry didn't know I was interrupting, next time you should really close the door, I was wondering what was going on, Poor Lasagna, she must have came in to quite the sight. The poor dear has been with Giesela ever since moaning in her agonizing embarrassment" Shinou walked away tutting, though the other two couldn't see his smile.
Oh how he could use this in future.
"Wait was there something you wanted?" Yuuri called back and the blonde turned to look back at them with an innocent smile, "Hmm, ah yes. Breakfast is ready, we were all waiting for you and then Giesela started telling us about poor Lasagna and they sent me to see what you boys were up to. Now I must say I rather regret coming if I was going to interrupt your affections" he paused looking them over, "No matter how violent they seem to be, I suppose whatever floats your boat" he shrugged before merrily walking out humming.
The two blinked at each other before they looked at their position from an outsiders view, they were engaged, they were in the bathroom and they were both in states of undress. The main problem was that Wolfram was straddling his waist.
Wolfram smacked Yuuri in the face once more before standing up, trying to maintain his dignity and walking out his head held high. Yuuri just blinked after him before he too got up and closed the bathroom door so he could get ready.
Yuuri didn't hold the eyes of anyone at the table when he walked into the grand dining room, this was for the sole fact almost everyone was grinning at them and Shinou looked a little too smug for his liking.
"What are you all looking at?" Wolfram snapped glaring at all those around the table as he sat down next to the Maou. Giesela and Greta giggled slightly while the others just looked amused but didn't answer the question.
"Ah how today is a fine morning" Shinou smiled mysteriously and Murata glared in warning at him, raising his fists slightly. He knew how this story was going to end and it hadn't even started yet. It always started with a random mysterious comment from the Original king that morphed into a statement he knew the others would agree with.
The annoying blonde really knew how to bend fate to his will, Murata couldn't wait for the time the fates got their own back on him, he would be there laughing hysterically in the blonde's face. He couldn't resist cracking the evil smile.
"You! What about our heir?" Wolfram demanded turning his eyes onto the original king but unlike Murata thought, he didn't panic or pull any lies out of his ass, he just continued to munch on his fruit merrily, his eyes closed in ecstasy.
"Heir you say? You want an heir?" Shinou teased lightly opening his impressive oceanic blue eyes, Wolfram growled not at all happy that he was being teased but he wasn't stupid enough to take the bait and challenge the blonde.
"Yes . We . Want . An . Heir!" he bit out angrily, the temperature in the room heating up a little. Shinou shrugged seemingly not bothered. Though that was to be expected, the other could make the temperature as hot as he wanted because at the end of the day regardless Shinou could kick his ass to earth and back without lifting a finger.
"Wolfram" Yuuri scolded but the other shot him a heated glared before focusing his attention on the king once more. He was sick of the idleness of the subject. The people wanted the heir and yet their ancestor would not provide for them.
"You know, the people will think that the Heir comes from the two of you. The people will not see either me or Murata during the pregnancy" the blonde began slowly and Wolfram tapped his feet getting irritated with all the waiting around.
"Get to the point" he snapped
"Weeeell ... if they think it comes from you and the two of you aren't married and don't even go around acting all lovey dovey what would that do to the image. Not all my people are as dumb as they seem surely they will begin to question if the child is yours and certainly the people do not believe in children before marriage" Shinou smiled sickly sweet.
The table was stunned into silence
Murata slapped his head, even he hadn't seen that one coming and most of the time he managed to guess the blonde's thought pattern. He couldn't help but mentally give the blonde a pat on the back. People had been trying to get the two to hurry up with their relationship for some time.
Wolfram spluttered
His battleship had been dominant for some time now however now battleship Shinou had come along, Wolfram was hit and sunk.
Cheri grinned and stood up clapping, "Wondrous so do we need to plan for a wedding? Of course it will be Wolfie in the dress. It will be nice and big and puffy and white because we all know Wolfie is cute and innocent" she grinned
The blonde's brothers subtly choked on their mouthfuls while Wolfram sent both them and their mother scathing glares. Too bad for them he unleashed it too often and it now had no effect what so ever on them.
"Why Shinou am I glad to have you around. I say big flashy wedding with a hundred guests, no five hundred no wait ... A THOUSAND GUESTS!" she yelled getting hyped up in images of how the wedding was going to be.
Yuuri was starting to look a little green and so Shinou took pity on him, there was no need to rush after all. He knew if Murata was to be happy with handing the child over, the two must fully love each other and be able to share their love for each other with the child.
"I say we put a pause on those thoughts Cheri my dear however I say the two need to start dating. Of course they will need to be discreetly watched to make sure they don't consummate before the marriage night or else that will lose the innocent view we have on Wolfie here" the king grinned.
Yuuri blushed and sunk into his seat, as if that morning hadn't been embarrassing enough, he had to deal with this too. Wolfram just growled and stood up from the table, his hands were clenched and slowly turning red.
"All beings that make up the element fire-
He didn't get to finish
"-obey this brave Mazoku who summons you! Yeah yeah, I really don't think you wanted to finish that, I really do feel sorry for the fires these days; they are so violently shouted out, why if I were them I would simply stop obeying. You may want to watch that, a good bit of advice" Shinou smiled waggling his finger at the blonde.
Wolfram stomped his feet like a child in anger when his powers completely faded out
"What you mean Majutsu can run out?" Yuuri blinked curiously and Shinou nodded violently looking quite grave and serious Murata rolled his eyes, no matter how many times Shinou used this anecdote he refused to believe it.
"One of the guardians of the four boxes, he was quite mean with his powers really always ordering them around, so one day when he needed them and shouted at them to come to his aid they ignored him. What happened he came to me whining about his powers breaking, now all I told him was that he had to apologise and call nicely and when he looked at me like I was ridiculously I shrugged, his life not mine" Shinou paused dramatically.
"Well what happened Shinou?" Greta asked entranced by the story
"Well when he needed them again gravely and shouted at them, they didn't listen to him so he took my words and they came to him. That is the end of the story so I'll tell you now, be nice to your powers because you won't realize how gifted and lucky you are till you lose them" Shinou finished softly
Greta cocked her head to the side in confusion.
"Somehow that sounded to be something from your personal experience" Gwendal commented looking at the blonde, Shinou nodded and smiled. The actual story was no experience of his but the Majutsu leaving sure was.
"I had some Majutsu elements once but now well I dare not try and use them, this body already uses up enough Majutsu just allowing me spare to do little things" he sighed before shrugging and standing up before stretching.
"That has got to be one of the longest breakfasts in the history of breakfasts, well Heika, Wolfie the sooner you two get dating the sooner this baby makes its way into the world" Shinou smiled before dragging Murata away.
After that the other started drifting away till it was just the blonde and the brunette left in the room. Yuuri checked for his nearest exit and sighed in relief when he noticed it was just behind him. He really wasn't ready to die yet.
"That ... That" Yuuri stood up and slowly moved backwards when he noticed Wolfram's hands get engulfed in flames and his body trembling softly. He really didn't want to be around for this explosion, he managed to get to the door before the fireworks exploded.
"That ... That ... That ... That BASTARD!!"
Shinou couldn't resist chuckling when he heard the scream from their place walking towards the shrine. Murata sighed and shook his head at the blonde "You know, you really shouldn't bate him like that baka"
Shinou shrugged and smiled
"Its not like he can take me on, someone obviously didn't get spanked for being a bad boy when he was younger" he grinned cheekily popping some mango he stole from the table into his mouth. Murata couldn't resist chuckling.
Shinou was right, all that fiery blonde needed was a great big spank to the bottom and he would walk around with his tail in between his legs for the rest of his life. "Looks like you did it again to" Murata suddenly remembered.
"Did what?" Shinou asked curiously, for the life of him, he really had no idea
"Avoiding talking about this little heir we are supposed to be dealing with" Murata frowned
Shinou grinned
"Well we have time now don't we?" he asked innocently
"What's that meant to mean? You said not un-"
"I know what I said" Shinou shot back before he could finish, "However we have already established that I tell lies and that was one of them" Shinou continued with a shit eating grin. Murata looked at him suspiciously.
"Shinou I really think this is a bad idea"
"Nonsense! I'm really in the mood lets go!"
"Shinou! Don't be such a horny dog"
"I think the correct phrase is a horny rabbit hence fucking like rabbits"
"Shinou! Don't be so crude!"
"Can you blame me? No sex for sooo long, I'm desperate here. Doesn't that sound like someone you know?"
"Don't push me Shinou sex isn't meant to be one sided and I will make it so"
"Pah like you're going to do any work sex is one sided!"
"Shinou!"
"Less talky more walky Azalea my darling!"