Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I own all the girls that pwn Sai :D
It was bright and cheerful morning. The birds sung the children laughed the girls screamed at Jiraiya peeking at them through the holes in the wooden wall separating the woman's and men's baths. Yes it was a very bright and cheerful morning. Sai welcome the morning with an equally, though emotionally flat, smile. He got dressed quickly and walked through his small kitchen. Picking up a piece of overly burnt toast that was in the toaster since the night before. He left his apartment, making sure he looked the door.
"Today is a new day for bonds." He said quietly out loud to himself. "With this book."
Sai was sitting at his favorite reading spot. A wooden bench under a tall oak tree in the park. He turned in his book to chapter one.
Chapter 1
The woman and you.
Women are the flowers of human kind and you
the man is the bee wanting
to pollinate that flower.
Sai had ever thought about it that way before. If made sense though. If one thought about it.
"Excuse me."
"Yes?" Sai turned to face a small pretty brunet with wide green eyes.
"May I join you?"
Sai looked from her to his book.
'This is a perfect opportunity to form a bond.' He thought.
"Yes you may." He flashed her that trademark smile of his.
"Thank you." She daintily sat down next to him. Her arm brushing against his own.
Sai quickly read the rest of the chapter
But never tell a woman you think that.
They'll call you sexist and a bunch of other
crap and you'll never get in their pants
…ever…
So you should consider your relationship as equals.
Sai wondered blankly what "Get in their pants" meant.
"Is that a good book?" The girl asked, resting her head on his shoulder.
"Y-yes… beautiful flower."
"Ohh." She scooted away from him coyly. "You sure do say some nice things."
"Of course! We're equals after all."
"ooh you're a femmist?"
"uhh…. Yes!"
"Me too!" She scooted closer than ever to him. "Tell me more."
"um…" Sai referred to his memory of the first chapter. "Uh I want to get into your pants?"
SMACK! The hand mark on the side of Sais face was bright red.
"PIG!" The pretty girl screamed at him and stormed off.
"I wonder what I did wrong?" Sai rubbed his check. "Maybe the second chapter will give me better advice."
Lolz! Poor Sai. Anyways try to guess who wrote the dating book (wink) And Review!