Woah... two chapters in one day. Ya gotta give me props people!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If i did then Sai would really be a vampire...hehehe. Oh And I am the one true owner of A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded.
Chapter 4: Not interested?
Sai panted heavily as he grasped the side of an idle cart for support. He had managed to escape the angry mob of Hyuugas.
"Time…to...read...chapter…4" He wheezed. She stood up straight as he pulled the book from the bad in his belt.
Chapter 4: Not interested?
Many women will not
like you at first.
It often takes a while to catch their eye.
Be patient.
Do not lose your temper
and defiantly do not lie to them.
'This chapter is easy enough' Sai thought joyously.
Show off your manly self when
trying to impress a girl.
Show of your killer abs
or your over stuffed wallet.
Sai needed to try this out. He was determined to find a girl to impress and make bonds with. All he needed now was a girl.
Strolling along casually down the street was a girl a little older than Sai. She had long blonde hair with a portion tied up at the top. Her left eye was covered entirely with her bangs.
When Sai saw her he decided then and there that he was going to make bonds with her. As Sai approached the girl he noted her rather muscular and masculine build. Sai shrugged it off however. Anybody with a feminine face like that had to be a girl.
"Hello" Sai greeted her brightly. She ignored him as if she didn't hear his call. He called again louder this time. Again she ignored him.
"Hello miss?"
The girl froze for a fraction of a second before exploding in his face.
"WHAT THE FRIGGEN HECK DO YOU WANT?" She screamed at him. Sai noted the masculine voice but again shrugged it off.
The girl continued to rant at him. He tuned her out like he dose to Sakura, waiting patiently for her to calm down. His book did say not to lose his temper after all.
After about five minuets of constant yelling she panted to a stop.
"Why are you staring at me?!?!?" She growled.
Sai flexed his abs muscles.
"Hey I asked you a question!"
Sai pulled out his wallet and fanned himself with it.
"OMG! I am not some cheap prostitute! You're a freak! I'm leaving this gosh forsaken town!" With that the girl stormed off ranting and scaring little children.
"Well that didn't go to well." Sai sighed as he trudged back home, sad and depressed.
"Deidara how did the mission go?" Sasori asked his partner who came stomping into the clearing that they made camp at.
"I'm never going back to Konoha again!" Deidara, AKA the girl, screamed.
"Why?" Sasori asked with genuine interest.
"Cuz I got molested by some pale vampire like freak that wanted me to sleep with him!"
"…"
"And do you wanna know the worst of it?"
"…"
"HE THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL!"
"Well you do have a very feminine face."
"I HATE YOU DANNA!"
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