To Get to Your Time
Chrysolite Heart
After writing the short fic I got a quite a positive response from my reviewers and have been requested to continue this story. So, I have decided that I'm going to do my best and write another chapter for you all to enjoy. Thank-you so much to those who reviewed for me, you're all the best!!
Chapter 2
Sesshomaru was gliding away from the well in the way that only he could do. For yes, regular people could walk, but him? No, he was the almighty Lord Sesshomaru who refused to talk in third person, he could not walk! He snorted at the idea of walking.
And then, as he was gliding away in the way only he could do, a thought struck him. He could not give up! No! This was preposterous! What does that word even mean? It doesn't matter. He could not give up, for his great father, InuTaeBo had once told him "Son, you must never give up because…it make you look bad," Lord Sesshomaru shivered at the thought. He could not afford to look bad; he didn't spend hours on his eye make-up every morning for nothing!
Lord Sesshomaru shook his head and looked up at the sky where his father was surely watching from hell. Oh wait, isn't that down below? Whatever. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath and said: "Great father InuTaeBo, amen."
"Is Lord Sesshomaru praying?" a bewildered young voice questioned that came from behind the great Lord Sesshomaru.
"Shhh…do not interrupt!" the green toad-like thing in a brown kimono warned. What is that thing anyway? An imp? A frog? A toad? An alligator shrunk down to size wearing a brown kimono walking around on two legs with a staff? Probably.
Lord Sesshomaru took another deep breath. All the fan-girls swoon in the background at his amazing breathing! Because logically, breathing only becomes sexy when the InuYoukai with a big fluff on his shoulder that refuses to talk in third person does it.
Lord Sesshomaru wondered what he should do, and then he knew. Drum roll in the background… Jaken and Rin turned to stare at their lord…it was that time. They could feel it all throughout their bodies, even in their eyebrows! But I suppose this only applies to Rin, but nonetheless! Lord Sesshomaru had…AN IDEA! They could just hear the hallelujah chorus now.
Lord Sesshomaru smiled at his devious plan, his large furry boa smiled along with him. He knew how he would get to Kagome's time; he would kidnap her back to his lands and then force her to take him there! Because of course, when you want to get to someone else's time through a well you kidnap them and then take them to your castle across the country! It's perfectly explainable; any reasonably logical person would understand this.
He smiled, so now all he had to do was wait for her. But what would he do while waiting? Well he could always do something that would make all his fan-girls swoon again like…sweat. That's right, he could sweat. Because everyone thinks a guy is sexier when he's all sticky and smelly. But he was lazy and didn't want to. That was alright though; he could just get his stunt double to do it and while that was going; on he could re-apply his make-up. How smart I am! Lord Sesshomaru remarked at himself and set off with his plan…gliding all the way, of course.
"Say whatever happened to Lord Sesshomaru?" Miroku wondered aloud. Obviously Miroku would care because even though Lord Sesshomaru has nothing to do with them, he still is a very important topic.
"I don't know," Inuyasha grumbled in reply. He's probably putting on his make-up at this very instant. Yes, Sesshomaru is an expert with make-up, the only thing he doesn't seem to understand is that it's for women. Dumb-ass.
"When is Kagome going to get back?" Shippou questioned. But when he said going it was actually 'gonna', because only cute fox demon children like Shippou can say 'gonna'.
"I don't know," the grumpy Inu-hanyou replied. That's Inu-han-you. Inu is dog and han-hand and you like yo-yo. He was using the yo-yo in his hand to do the dog walk while he said this. Duh! Japanese – English translations are easy!
A/N: Did you like it? I changed my writing style a bit so it was more humorous, I hope you all enjoyed it! And if you did, my faithful readers, please review! Just an 'I like it' or 'This sucks' is good enough, though I prefer the first. And there will be more to come, so stick around!! Thank-you!! Oh and if you're enjoying my story and then I would suggest you read the story A Sad Lack of Consonants, that is the story that gave me this inspiration to continue writing, it's absolutely hilarious!