To Get to Your Time
Chrysolite Heart
Okay, so I would first off like to apologize for how long it took me to update. It wasn't on purpose … I think I'm just really starting to lose my inspiration. I'd also like to apologize in advance if this chapter isn't very funny, I'll do my best. I have no real idea for this chapter and so it's more of a 'go with the flow' chapter. Thank-you all SO MUCH for being patient and waiting, you guys are AWESOME!
Chapter 4
Kagome's POV
"WAIT!" Sesshomaru yelled loudly just as I was about to continue my biography about my time. I blinked.
"What for?" I asked him.
"You must not tell here." Sesshomaru whispered in my ear. It was weird actually … I got this strange tingly feeling when he did so. I think it might have been his boa thingy. I looked at him as if I was scared. Which I was. Kind of.
"Okay," I whispered back. Sesshomaru nodded his head approvingly and patted me on the head like I was a dog. I was tempted to ask for a biscuit (I was starting to feel a little hungry) … but then I guess he wouldn't know what that is anyway. Nevermind.
"This Sesshomaru must kidnap you back to his castle and torment you into talking about your time," Sesshomaru told me with a happy grin. I'd almost call it cute, the way he looked so pleased with himself. And then it clicked what it was, exactly, that he had just said. I swallowed.
"T-torment?" I squeaked. "Well thank-you for the offer, but I'm really quite happy to tell you without the 'TELL OR BE TORMENTED … BWAHAHAHAHA' part." Sesshomaru turned to glare at me. I raised an eyebrow.
"This Sesshomaru does not 'bwahahaha'" Sesshomaru stated dully, flipping his hair over his shoulder. I once again could not help but feel so terribly jealous that this doggy-guy had nicer hair than I did. I mean … I used conditioner! Jeez… life is so unfair. I smiled gleefully.
"There's a first time for everything!" I tell him cheerfully. Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow. I had to stifle a giggle… Sesshomaru looks very funny when he raises his eyebrow.
"That's a wise saying. Did you say that?" Sesshomaru questions me. I look around. What a stupid question. There's no one else around … if you ignore the camera man, the director, the extras …
"Yes, yes I did say that." I reply. Sesshomaru 'humphs'. Wow, I think. I don't even 'humph'.
"Back to business, this Sesshomaru must kidnap you in the most terrifying way as possible." Sesshomaru tells me calmly. "Except this Sesshomaru hasn't quite figured out how to do so yet." I stare at him like he's an idiot.
"You've got to be kidding. Just throw me into a garbage bag and you're good to go," I say. Sesshomaru smiles and claps his hands together giddily.
"This Sesshomaru thinks that's an excellent idea … what is this garbage bag you speak of?" Sesshomaru questioned. I glare at him. Seriously? I always thought it was pretty self-explanatory.
"A bag where you put your garbage," I reply evenly.
"Ah," Sesshomaru says, nodding his head as if he understands. I know he doesn't. Sesshomaru turns to the director for a large sack. He kneels at my feet with the sack. "Get in." he says coolly. I look over at the director… did he REALLY want me to do this? The director grins and gives me thumbs up. I sigh and stepped into the bag, glancing at Sesshomaru.
"You forgot to say please."
A/N: And this is where I will end it. The next chapter hopefully will be funnier and will actually be at Sesshomaru's castle. Until then, I need you guys to R&R but I especially some funny 'torture methods' I can use in the next chapter.