100th REVIEW SPECIAL
Author's Note: To tell you the truth, I never thought I would ever have 100 reviews. I still can't believe I have 100 reviews. Your support pushed me to my limit, making me write on deadlines-and I couldn't hand in crap either. My work had to be at it's best.
Thanks a bunch guys. I mean it.
Kelly: *sits at computer, typing patiently*
.::Chains can be seen that connect Kelly's feet to the computer desk::.
Kelly: Hmm… who can be my slave…Oh! I know! *Snaps fingers*
.::Vegeta, seemingly pissed off, appears::.
K: *squeals* Vegeta!
V: Who the hell are you? Where am I?
K: I'm the author-and you, sadly, are in my fan fiction.
V: Fan fiction?
K: *nods* Now get me some food! Me hungry!
V: What the hell do I look like? A slave? *Growls* You do it!
.::Kelly shakes her legs, which makes the chains rattle::.
K: And how would you like to do that? If you don't do it, I'll have to get… *smirk* mean.
V: Go to hell. I'm getting you nothing.
K: You forced me… *snaps fingers*
.::Smoke appears, and when it's gone, Vegeta is standing, wearing a pink apron that says, 'Kiss the Cook'::.
V: ARGH! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!
K: *chuckles, then laughs uncontrollably* I got mean.
V: ARGH! *Stomps off to the kitchen to find food*
K: *calls* make sure it's something I like!
V: *grumbles something*
K: *chuckles, then goes on the Internet* Hm… let's see how Rebel's doing… *squeals* AH! 100 REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:: Confetti falls from the ceiling, drowning Kelly in it::.
K: Hey! Ack! *head pops out of the confetti*
V: *runs into room* What's all this screaming about?
K: *grins* I have 100 reviews! I have 100 reviews! YAY!
V: *raises brow* Your point?
K: *finds a pole and smacks him over the head* Who asked you?
V: *rubs head, surprised that it hurt-then wonders where she got the pole from* Hmph. *peers over her shoulder* Let's see here… The reviewer is…Silmir? Is that a name?
K: It's a Pen name, you dummy.
V: *scratches his head, confused* …All right…
K: *Laughs* All right Veggie-chan, you have to go back to the fic… looks like I'll have to find another slave…-er, I mean another 'helper.'
V: *disappears*
K: Okay…. Let's see… OH! I know! *snaps fingers*
Evil Assassin: *appears*
K: Only *I* can see him because only *I* know who it is! Now I get to torture him!…er.. or 'her.'
EA: *goes pale*
K: *smirks* One moment-I got to thank my reviewers-then we'll have a little… 'fun'.
EA: *runs*
K: *chuckles* You can't get far… Anyway, thank you SO SO much, everyone! I love the reviews-I don't know where this story would be without them! And thanks to Silmir for being the lucky 100th reviewer. Once again, THANK YOU! *runs off to chase the assassin, the chains that kept her to the desk mysteriously disappearing*
EA: *screams like a sissy and runs*
Author's Note: Don't ask me how there can be an Author's Note when the whole thing is basically just that-but nonetheless, here's one. Once again, thanks to everyone whose reviewed! And the next chapter should be out soon-so be on the look out! ^-^
Thanks a bunch, everyone!
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
~Will Rogers
