Apologies, fellow Mizzies; I'm afraid I left this odd little string of parodies off on an even vaguer note than is usually common with even me. But nonetheless; I return with but one parody, inspired this time by the awesome song entitled Tim Finnigan's Wake, originally sung by someone whose name I will perhaps never know.
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Grantaire hung out at the Musain
A drunken Frenchman mighty odd
He could rant of things mundane
And likened rebels to the Greek gods
You'd wonder of course how he came to be there
"By juxtaposition" is the reply
No beliefs did he declare
Yet he died for one before the come July
Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner
With yer trotters a rhythm maintain
I wasn't sure just how to rhyme all
This short but complex Irish slang
One day our 'Taire got rather full
His head felt heavy which made him shake
He ran into a wall and broke his skull
Shocked rebels stood there with looks blank
They plopped him down onto a table
Not knowin' at all what they should do
And Joly was doing all he was able
Not to claim "'Twas the swine flu!"
Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner
With yer trotters a rhythm maintain
I wasn't sure just how to rhyme all
This short but complex Irish slang
His acquaintances in confusion sat
In this tumult ran a debate
For so suddenly was the drunken cynic
Consigned to a short and early fate
Young Marius began to cry
And so loud and obnoxious was he
That Enjolras, though with eyes not dry
Demanded, "Quiet yourself, Pontmercy!"
Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner
With yer trotters a rhythm maintain
I wasn't sure just how to rhyme all
This short but complex Irish slang
Then Combeferre took up the cry
"Pontmercy, death must in silence endure
Screaming your lungs out never brought to life
any corpse, nor gave man any cure"
"Well, have you tried?" Marius replied,
"There's no harm in it anyway."
And he continued to sob soprano-high
While the his friends stood by with eyebrows raised
Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner
With yer trotters a rhythm maintain
I wasn't sure just how to rhyme all
This short but complex Irish slang
Soon Pontmercy raised a din
And Houcheloup came to throw him out
She took a chair leg to his head
But missed in her attempted clout
And hit the deceased Grantaire instead
The skeptic looked up, bleary eyed
Seeing them all somber and grim
Said he, "Sweet Dionysus, did you think I'd died?!"
Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner
Round the flure yer trotters shake
Still today Joly sits and muses,
"Well, he didn't have Swine Flu, at any rate."
I'm a procrastinator. And out of practice. And just weird. Even so, do be so kind as to leave a review.
AndAndAnd! I never said this was Grade A stuff. But if you must tell me it was deplorable in said review, do it respectfully, hm?
Oh, and I can't promise even now that I'll be more active with updates. More apologies, and gratitude for reviewing and putting it on you email alert lists. I barely expected to get any reviews back when I first started this…thing of mine. My utmost thanks!
