Alex: onward to sexy xander

Waking up I looked around to see I was in a diner I scrunched my nose, looking down at myself to make sure I wasn't having a naked dream I sighed seeing my green chucks grey skinny jeans and my shirt that said 'if you find this shirt its probably cause were going streaking' I sighed relieved I rubbed my head and pulled down my bangs to see the blue streaks' hay I've had bald dreams and those are worse than the naked dreams.

Where are we who are they?!

The voice yelled making me cringe I had the worst head ache a waitress walked over.

"Hey sweety what can I get you?" she asked sweetly I looked at the clock it was seven in the morning groaning I rubbed my head.

"Pancakes and coffee" I said rubbing my temples, I am not a morning person last person who woke me up this early had a black eye, looking around I saw a guy in a suit and a trucker, I turned my head down I heard someone say something looking up I saw the trucker glaring at me.

"What?" I asked annoyed, I glared back he looked shocked for a moment before recovering he had a lump in his jacket standing I walked slowly over to the counter next to him where some napkins were he swung out a gun pointing it at me I smirked throwing the napkin holder at his head I twisted his gun out of his hand and hit him in the head with the butt, swinging it around I pointed it at the guy reading his newspaper just as he reached for his gun.

"No no no hand it over" I said slowly he did slowly I smiled holding them I knocked him over the head so both were passed out.

Whoa that was awesome

"Was that completely necessary?" a voice behind me asked I turned to see a familiar face I smiled turning the gun over I shot at him popping my lips there were blanks.

"Nope it was fun" I said setting down the guns (Alex: ha boles eye from daredevil love that guy), I slid into a booth.

"So what tipped you off?" he asked I smiled.

"clock was broken I scared the trucker who was sitting there and he asked me a question something about what you looking at when I glanced so all I can say is sixth graders could do better" I said leaning forward he nodded smiling.

"Are you willing to do something for your country?" he asked leaning forward I put my hand to my chin.

"Depends what country your talking about the one with gumdrops and ponies or the U.S"I said his smile dropped.

You just blew your smart streak

"The u.s" he said making sure I didn't freak I nodded he smiled I felt something shoot my stomach, I felt dizzy I looked to see him holding a dart gun I glared.

"Jerk" I said before passing out.

Hour or so later

I woke up groaning I felt quite weightless, opening my eyes a red light acuminated the surroundings I groaned sitting up I felt eyes on me looking around I pulled off my glass's to clean them looking at them I saw they were broken.

"Jerk broke my glass's" I mumbled angry, I threw them at the floor making them bounce.

"Look sleeping beauties awake." I heard looking over I saw a marine guard dude.

"Shut up I have a head ache as it is and your voice isn't helping" I said aggravated.

Oh someone's grumpy

He scowled and turned away, I stood cracking my back I always hated doing it in public though cause it made my chest look huge and always caused problems, sitting back down I rubbed my neck my head ache going away slightly.

"Why is a chick here?" one of the guys asked I looked it was oh what's his name t.j.

"Cause this chick could totally beat your butt" I said sighing, he stood ready to pounce, I lifted my hand.

"look no matter how much I would love to show you I have a head ache and therefore am not in the mood" I said quietly he glared stomping over just to be stopped by a long muscular arm I looked down the arm and found tattoos creamy skin and a shaved head tall nice bod.

Omg its sexy creamy caramel muscular hotty mc hotterten

"Holy munchkins" I muttered under my breath there three feet in front of me was Xander cage holy cow, I felt a something wet role down my chin I wiped it away knowing it was drool luckily it was dark enough that nobody saw.

"Leave her alone wherever were going she won't last long" Xander said his voice was better in person deep and rough, the guy nodded, I don't care how hot he is that was not nice, I stood walking over to him I stood in front of him glaring he raised an eyebrow in amusement.

"Yeah Shorty?" he asked I growled, clenching and unclenching my fists.

Do not punch him remember his sexy face

I loosened up and rolled my shoulders I guess it made sense since I was shorter than him.

" im sure I could survive longer then you" I said poking his chest he watched me in amusement making me angrier.

"we'll see cutie" he said walking around me I glared then grabbed the strap on my shoulder wait strap looking on my back I saw a parachute I smiled.

Yay skydiving... Wait aren't you afraid of heights.

I nodded as the light turned green a black ops grabbed my arm I pulled it out of his grasp as the jump door opened.

"I can throw myself out thank you" I said walking to the door I looked out for a second before taking a deep breath I was about to jump when something pushed me out I screamed closing my eyes, swirling around in the air I saw the other guys be pushed out I squeezed my eyes shut and remembered my last encounter with skydiving.

Flashback

I was standing on the ground listening t the instructor explain everything I dazed in and out of the instructions only catching what I needed.

"Alright into the plane" he said getting in I fallowed behind two of my friends, sliding in I listened as he explained everything this time, we had made it to the right height he opened the door beckoning me over I walked over looking out the door I paled.

"Ok on the count of three jump 1, 2, 3 go!" he yelled I just stood there frozen he nodded as he looked at my pale face.

"Go on and sit down it's alright" he said rubbing my arm I sat down dejected.

End of flashback

I looked at my watch I had gotten that day it read how many feet I was at, it was actually for parachuting, looking at it I watched as I got closer to the round I just sighed pulling the string my chute opened I glided my way down having a slightly rocky landing for my first time but not bad, looking around I saw the guys land further away I quickly removed my chute, I heard faint clicks behind me turning I raised my hands.

"oh, me dijeron de venir aquí a tu jefe me dijo que era importante la bienvenida aquí a recoger a algunos de los productos" (oh i was told to come here your boss said i was welcome im here to pick up some of the product) I said quickly with nervous glances.

I forgot you spoke Spanish

"Of course I do" I said out loud making the three men look at me oddly I smiled.

"que le envoi" (he sent you) the hairy one said I nodded vigoursily he lowered his guns and motioned for the rest to do so I sighed lowering my hands, they motioned for me to fallow walking cautiously behind them I hummed the 007 theme song.

You know this is all fake right? There just actors.

"Yeah I know but it's fun" I said as they lead me into a building walking in I examined it sighing blood scattered the walls and weird tools were everywhere looking around I spotted Xander t.j and virg, I laughed. Turning to the three Mexicans a fourth one came out.

"Who is she?" the greasy man asked.

"The tooth fairy you've been a bad boy and didn't brush" I said wagging my finger in his face he stared back confused I smirked.

"The boss sent her" one of the guys said the man nodded I smiled sitting down.

"Wait here" the hairy guy said nodding I played with a piece of straw.

"So what do you guys get paid for this like over a hundred thousand or something" I said looking at him he quirked an eyebrow and continued.

"So are you going to torture them or something?" I asked standing I walked in a circle around xander.

"Possibly" the greasy man said I stopped behind him quirking my head to the side while looking at his backside.

Perv

I giggled walking back over to a chair I sat down the greasy man walked behind me I didn't think anything of it till I felt my hands yanked behind me I struggled against him as he tied ropes around them and wrapped chains around my body, he walked out the door I growled angrily.

"Get back here you fat ugly monkey butt im going to kick you to kingdom come!" I yelled struggling as xanders eyes began to open im sure the first thing he saw was me, he smirked looking at me I stopped wiggling and looked down I was chained looking confused.

What's so interesting about chains oh wait he

"All men are such perverts!" I yelled struggling more I heard the other guys moving, turning to them they were wiggling around they looked at me I glared.

"So much for every man for himself nice to see you fellas… and wonderful to see you cutie" he said I scowled.

"They went all out on this one, this is a pretty gnarly set up" tj said I nodded.

"Except for the fact its fake... I mean I used this fake blood on a Halloween costume" I said xander quirked an eyebrow.

"What its true and it gave me a good excuse to freak out my sister" I said smirking evilly, the greasy man walked back in, growled.

"It must be el Jeff how's it goin? Some weather were havin" xander said I snickered, the greasy man pulled the towel off the table to reveal some dorky looking torture tools, I snorted.

"That's it looks like toy kit 'your own torture kit torture like the real thing'" I said as if advertising a commercial Xander chuckled.

"So what's on the menu tonight? The ole blow torch to the family jewels routine, I'll bet. Hey you want roasted nuts lets break out the planters" he said burst into laughter earning a slap I growled I wiggled my leg it wasn't attached kicking up I hit him in the shin.

"Touch me again and your nuts will be roasted!" I yelled.

Go you that's what I taught you well kind of.

Smirking I spit at him; he stood and hit me again this time I sat still.

"Do you know what we do to people who come around here? You know what we do with people who come in our business?" greasy asked I rolled my eyes, greasy picked up a machete my eyes glazed.

Oh shiny sharp im in love.

He walked over to xander, and stopped in front of him.

"We cut your Achilles tendon, your feet flop around like a marionette you aint walking nowhere no more sound good, tough guy? Or maybe instead tell me something." Greasy said I scrunched my nose

"What doin here?" he asked xander chuckled lightly.

"Oh I don't know it was an accident" he said I scanned the area looking around I saw a knife , it was on the ground, I looked over to see them having a chat so I leaned over my chair falling I let out a yelp, greasy turned around I looked over.

"I was trying to scratch my leg" I said stupidly the greasy man scowled turning back to xander I smiled reaching for the knife I pushed it away growling I reached again straining my arms I just barely grabbed it I started to cut at the rope it came loose I found where the chains were hooked I slipped them off and slid out of the chair I hid behind the table I looked over at the guys and put a finger to my lips in a hushing motion they nodded walking over I cut off their ropes ii looked over to see xander kicking the greasy mans butt, he had the chain around his neck choking him.

"Give me the keys" Xander demands my eyes glaze.

He's so demanding

Pay attention!

I came out of my daze to see bullets fly through the shack I hit the dirt trying to keep out of the line of fire.

"Im hit im hit" I heard tj yell I looked up.

"Their shooting for real this is real!" virg yelled I groaned.

"Great another thing to worry about" I said dusting myself off.

"Here help me with this guy" xander says walking over to tj I fallowed.

"It's like you said every man for himself" virg said I growled as he ran.

"only works when you're a man" xander yelled I bent down grabbing a towel I wrapped it around his leg and tightened it above the wound, I searched my hair for a pin pulling it out I grabbed Xanders hand.

"Come on you worked last week" I said coaxing the lock it popped opened I smiled in triumph kissing the pin.

"Come on" Xander said picking up tj I ran out behind him, he ran into cover he set tj down.

"You alright?" he asked him, tj smirked.

"I used to be a seal it's not the first time I've been shot" tj said I put pressure on the wound.

"Im going to go get us some wheels" xander said I nodded.

"I'll stay here with him" I said not waiting for a response he nodded running off.

"So how did you get into this?" he asked.

"Not sure one minute im watching a movie the next I blackout" I said holding his wound he cringed; I heard a crunch behind me jumping up I saw a guy holding a gun up I started the water works crying.

Wow those years of theatre really helped.

" please don't shoot I" I said the guy let his guard down I kicked the gun from his hand and grabbed it shooting him he fell down dead I turned back around setting the gun down next to me.

"Now I see why" he said chuckling I smirked.

"Never killed a guy but then again he wouldn't hesitate" I said he chuckled I paled.

I just shot a guy I think im going to be sick

I heard more noise turning around I saw black ops I quickly forgot what had just happened as a hood was thrown over my head I screamed and struggled taking down two of them before being knocked out, waking up I looked around I saw xander talking to Gibson groaning I stood slowly wobbling.

"Ah you're awake" Gibson said I glared at him.

"ok third time im really not in the mood first two not as bad but geese and you are a piece of work almost got us killed" I said rubbing my temples he grabbed a bottle of water and two white pills he held them in front of me.

"Oh no I am not taking those from you" I said shaking my head he nodded.

"you showed certain qualities you didn't run even if you might have had better chances, and you freed those men that shows a certain amount of leadership but more quick thinking" he said I quirked and eyebrow.

Lots of eyebrow quirking going on

"Really so what do you want?" I asked.

2 hours later

I was sitting down a nerdy guy walked over I scowled, he bent down putting an anklet thing on xanders leg.

"How about a pedicure as long as your down there" xander said I snorted in amusement, he looked at Gibson.

"Wherever you go on this planet, I'll find you. There's no quitting, if you try to take it off, a ring of needles will inject enough curare into you your bloodstream to kill you before you hit the floor" Gibson said.

"I get it I spy or I die" Xander said the nerdy guy walked over about to lift up my pant leg I kicked his chest picking up the bracelet I put it on my own ankle.

"What I don't like being touched" I said looking at my nails.

"You could have tossed it" Xander said I looked down for a moment then looked up.

"They probably got more of these things and I would prefer not to be knocked out" I said scowling he chuckled in response.

At the airport

I was sitting in one of the chairs I wanted a snack but they wouldn't let me have one why I have no idea, Xander sat next to me I was searching my pockets I happily pulled out my iPod scanning through my playlist, I turned it on to saliva 'sex drugs and rock and roll' I silently sang along playing air guitar.

Jumping into my 55' Chevy with flames
I'm peelin' out at the light
Feel like I'm going insane
I'm shootin' straight through the night
I'm like a runaway train
I'm breakin' in doors and bringin' the pain

I got this feeling
I don't know what to do
Sex, drugs and violence
Give me something to do, yeah

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll
I got a feeling down in my soul
Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll
You're never too young you're never too old

Looking over I saw the nerdy guy trying to get my attention rolling my eyes I took out an ear bud he handed me a phone I looked at him oddly.

"Keep in contact" Gibson said I nodded.

"Sorry mommy but I'll be busy I'll call you when I feel like it" I said putting the phone in my pocket, they stood I fallowed grabbing a backpack, we were at the gate.

"We'll call you triple x and you" Gibson said looking at me "are Chrystal" he said my mouth dropped open.

"What I sound like a hooker" I said he nodded.

"Exactly but you'll be his girlfriend" Gibson said.

"Well then whose girlfriend am I?" I asked Gibson looked at xander I shook my head.

"No way… we don't even match" I said groaning "I mean he's tall muscular look at me I have no abs im not that good looking what is in your heads" I said.

Ok we have a golden opportunity to be stuck with xander don't blow it, and you just dissed yourself.

I scowled then smirked, and nodded the look on their faces were priceless they actually looked worried.

"well shall we go" I said motioning I walked through the gate, I heard xander fallow me he came up beside me and wrapped his arm around my waist pulling me close, we walked into the plane xander sat after putting his bag above in the storage I grabbed my bag pulling open the container I began to push mine in I looked down to see xander smirked where my hips were I noticed they were right by his face.

Even if you don't look that good all men are perverts.

I took a deep breath shoving it in the storage container, I walked around in front of him and sat next to him, pulling out my iPod I had a psp in my hand i turned it on and began my game, looking over after I few moments I peeked over xanders shoulder as he looked at the information I read it turning of my iPod I heard xander explain the whole 'game' to the kid I smirked as it scrolled over different people I cringed at the hairy dude. The kid looked at me and thinking my iPod was on he whispered to xander.

"Your girlfriend is weird" he said xander smirked looking at me, I smiled in confusion he turned to the kid.

"Yeah" he said I scowled as the kid left when his mom called him, I took of my headphones off.

"An eleven year old just said I was weird I feel awful" I said rubbing my arm, he chuckled I turned my game back on I started getting into it moving my arms.

"No no turn no don't ahh!" I yelled drawing attention to myself; I smiled and shrunk into my chair.

"It's alright she just has a fear of flying" xander said wrapping an arm around my shoulder I just sat quietly, I turned off my game and snuggled into my chair I laid my head back and dosed off.

Lazy butt

What can I say im a bum

Alex: hope you liked those who rate and message get xander pimped out to them maybe.

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