"Do you really think this will work?" I asked looking over Xanders shoulder.

"Of course I do" he said smacking me away I sighed sitting down, he sighed turning around he yelled a cake filled with pink flowers.

"Chrystal wake up" I heard someone say looking around I saw nothing then I jolted up.

Looking around I was back n the plane, I looked over to Xander to see him in his long sleeve shirt.

"Do you by chance know how to bake?" I asked earning a confused glance.

I cannot believe you just asked him that.

"Nothing just a weird dream" I said rubbing my forehead, grabbing my carry on Xander wrapped his arm around my waist and we walked off through the exit, we stood at the baggage claim for what seemed like hours, Xanders bag came around first

"unfair why is yours first" I said causing Xander to chuckle, I just looked back at the turn around confused soon I saw a neon green army duffel I smiled grabbing it I slung it over my shoulder, I put my arm through his and we walked to the door, to see these real big guys about six four in height holding a sign with our names on it.

"Hia so where's the car?" I asked rocking on the balls of my feet they looked at each other for a moment and led us to the car.

"why do people always look at me like that im not that weird" I said I heard him snort I glared at him witch just made him smirk sighing I got into the car it was old and beat up they took my bag as I sat in the front seat.

"Cosy Xander?" I asked as I looked at him between the two guys he glared, I just smiled turning back to the road.

He looked like he was going to eat you.

I thought he was just annoyed.

"This is mur-her man I wanna see some ID" Xander said getting annoyed with the situation, I turned to see them flash their id's.

"You're both named Ivan? That's gotta be confusing on Valentine's Day. Where we headed? Fellas I said where we headed? Whatever" he just sat back in the seat best he could.

"valentines would suck what if your girlfriend broke up with you and then his girlfriend sent him a letter you mistake it for yours then went to see her and got dumped twice" I said both Ivan's growled at me Xander chuckled, I peeped and slid back into my seat, I looked out the window to see this grand hotel I sighed dejected as we passed it.

20 min later

We pulled up in front of what looked like an abandoned building, slipping out of the car the Ivan's threw our bags on the sidewalk, I picked mine up and slipped it over my shoulder both Ivan's lead us into the building and up a flight of stair we soon made it to a rusty old door Xander pushed it open I peeked inside.

"How homey" I said stepping in I tossed my bag on a second mattress just a few steps away from the other.

"James bond never had to put up with this" Xander said putting his bag on the other mattress, this guy in a cheap suit walks in.

"Sit down" he says I look around at the roach infested furniture.

"I've been on a plane for twelve hours I'll stand." Xander said disgust clear on his face.

"Miss?" the guy asked I cringed.

"Unless you have some raid no thank you" I said cringing in disgust, Ivan shoved Xander into a chair before they could get me I sat on Xander.

Why are you sitting on him?

Roach infested chair.

Oh.

"My name is slavo, Czech secret police. When you are here your under my jurisdiction, you take my orders, you do what I say if you become any kind of inconvenience I'll shoot you and her" he said I scowled.

"Here we go again" Xander said.

"What's with you people and shooting us?" I asked annoyed.

"You're here because your government is putting pressure on my government this is an internal affair, a Czech affair that you are interfering with. I will warn you once: Don't mur-her in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seek and get out." Slavo said being completely strait forward.

"First of all, you should kill whoever sold you that suit. Two, I don't wanna be here either, so just step off. Three, if you had the authority to shoot me you would've done it by now, so just ease up on the machismo,mur-her. Now that we've got that sorted out, I'm gonna get some rest." xander said, slavo scowled at us.

"Be ready in three hours" slavo said leaving both Ivan's stood there I scowled standing up I went over to my bag and squeaked in surprise when a cockroach ran over my foot. I jumped onto the bed cowering.

"It's just a bug" xander said lying on his mattress, I scowled.

"I don't mind cockroaches when there in a tank or something but their everywhere and moving yuck" I said opening my bag, I heard him chuckle I picked up a pillow and tossed it at his head it hit him square in the face I burst into laughter, falling over onto my bed I rolled around laughing I looked up to see xander holding a cockroach.

"won't happen again I swear" I said he smirked and set it down on the floor I sighed in relief as he laid back down on the bed, standing I pulled some clothes out of my bag that they had let me buy, walking around I found the bathroom, I slipped in and changed quickly walking out I saw Xander still asleep, I sighed I looked over at the Ivan's, I snorted at their expressions and walked over to a cupboard I opened it to see no food what so ever.

"fruit loops" I said sighing I walked back over to my bag and pulled out some blue leather hooker boots I slipped them on and tied them up, they matched my blue baseball shirt and black shorts with a blue studded belt, pulling out a small baggy of rings I pulled out three different rings, putting them on I sat on the mattress.

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves everybody's nerves I know song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it go's" I sang quietly, I heard someone stir I looked over both Ivan's knocked Xander off the bed, he stood shaking it off.

"Thanks for the wakeup call boys" he said grabbing a shirt and jeans he walked into the other room and came out after a couple minutes changed.

"Sleep well?" I asked clearly waiting for a snarky answer he rolled his shoulders.

"Like a baby" he said rubbing his head I smirked, both Ivan's stood silently.

"Oh and we don't have food I checked" I said remembering the empty cupboards.

"Just another perk" he said making me giggle.

"I think I would prefer to eat out since the bugs might get into the rest of the food" I said I looked to see both Ivan's open the door.

"Time to go" Xander said walking out first I fallowed, we slipped into a car and drove to the club.

20 minutes later

Walking in there were strippers everywhere I grabbed onto xanders arm and squeezed my eyes shut.

Virgin eyes virgin eyes

I felt someone pinch me opening my eyes; I saw Xander raise an eyebrow, smiling he rolled his eyes, he had grabbed a bear from a waitress on roller blades.

"Nice hops" he said taking a drink, I rolled my eyes.

"The corner anarchy 99" slavo said I scrunched my nose; we looked over at a corner booth to see them.

"Led zeppelin on tour" I said looking at Xander he smirked grabbing my hand he led me through the crowed leaving slavo behind we walked up to the booth, I tried to look like a good piece of arm candy.

I bet you look like an idiot

I stood as Xander talked to them; I scanned the area my eyes landing on the only girl in the booth, she eyed me warily I smiled quickly.

"That's the guy" Xander said removing his arm from around my waist, he pushed slavo against the wall.

"Who you workin for? What do you do for a living mur-her" he asked searching him.

"I um work in insurance" slavo said nervous.

"What the Mur-her are you doing?" slavo whispered only I heard, xander pulled out his badge.

"Look what we have here Czech 5-0 on the Mack" he said flashing the badge around to show them, the bodyguards pulled out there guns so slavo high-tailed it out of there I smirked Xander wrapped his arm back around my waist.

"Cops like the plague no matter how many you pay there's always another one with his hand out" yorgi the leader said, he waved over some strippers.

"I just want to buy some cars man" he looked at the guy next to him "is this guy going to hump my leg?" he asked taking a short step away.

"What's your name?" he asked xander looked around.

"Xander cage" he said.

"I knew it, your amazing snow board motorbike everything" one of the guys said.

"Thank you man" Xander said shaking his hand I rolled my eyes lightly.

"My brothers crazy to and a great admirer of yours…he has watched your tapes many times, now we can talk business…this way please" yorgi said motioning to a different area, we fallowed.

"Yelena" yorgi said the girl walked over fallowing behind yorgi.

"Welcome to the Xander zone" one of the guys said xander smirked.

"That's funny that is funny" he said.

"Sit down Mr. Cage" yorgi said we sat down I sat next to him closely.

"My friends call me x" Xander said.

"so x what exactly are you wanting?" yorgi asked Xander pulled a paper out of his pocket.

"Ferraris, high end pasta rockets, to start" he said yorgi took the paper.

"This car number five will be very difficult to find in Europe" yorgi said looking over.

"That ones for me, I put it there to get something out of the deal" xander said.

"Well you certainly know your cars" yorgi said slightly impressed.

"Yeah cars, bikes, boards, you name it... I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in" xander said he looked at the girl.

The girl you don't remember her name

Never thought it was that important

"Ten cars are hardly worth the effort. A lousy million U.S" she said I rolled my eyes.

And so it begins.

"Now hold on a second" xander said leaning forward "the American buyers I represent to them, cars is an appetizer… and it's a mil max sister how about a million and four? Mil two max" xander said thinking he had won.

"Do you know what a wire transfer is?" she asked, before xander talked I leaned into his ear.

"I'll be right back maybe" I whispered into his ear he nodded I stood up and walked down the stairs from the booth, I walked over to the bar, sitting on a stool I looked over to see them toasting I rubbed my temples I enjoy loud music but this was too much, I felt someone watching me I turned my head to see the girl.

"Hey" I said she smiled.

"Yelena and you?" she asked I smiled.

"Chrystal" I said.

"How old are you?" she asked I raised an eyebrow.

"Nineteen" I said standing.

Touchy.

Xander walked over to me he grabbed my hand.

"time to go sweetie" he said into my ear I saw him look at Yelena I scowled and pushed ahead dropping his hand I stood out-side waiting for him.

Jealous much

"I will not be a Mary-sue and Im not jealous!" I yelled kicking the wall xander walked out at that very moment I looked over at him.

"Jealous about what?" he asked slipping into the car I fallowed.

"Fish" I said as we drove off they dropped us off at the apartment we headed up stairs entering the apartment I quickly changed and slipped into bed.

Ring ring

I woke up looking around I saw xanders phone ringing he was about to reach for it but I grabbed it first.

"Hi mommy I wanna come home camp isn't fun" I said in a whiney voice I heard a sigh on the other end.

"Give the phone to xander" Gibson said I giggled.

"It's for you" I said handing him the phone stretching I got out of bed and scratched my head.

"the cars sucked they would have seen through it" he said into the phone I smiled I saw a couple pieces of bacon on the counter grabbing two I sat in front of xander taking a bite.

"I got you the info you wanted" he said I ran over to the papers and picked them up I handed them over to him.

"Names birthday's ranks in red army" he said.

"Kolya, yorgis younger brother happens to be an action sports fanatic, so naturally he's a fan...But when you kill a bottle of vodka in three swigs you'll talk… I got something else" he said walking around.

"Their personal bank number where did I put that?" he asked he shewed me with his hands I began to scurry around looking for his jeans I found them and pulled out the number, handing it to him he opened it.

"Stolen cars night-clubs, prostitution, extortion" he looked over at me raising an eyebrow "what's the big deal? We got criminals like this in the U.S" he said.

"He's right gibby!" I yelled, taking another bite of my bacon.

"Well we did our job, thank you im coming home" he said.

"Were going home I don't want to be stuck here but then again I could form my own cockroach army go my pretties get that girl and her filthy dog" I said cackling evilly as a cockroach scurried across the floor.

"there cool but not that cool…I thought we had a deal….if you send someone to save the world make sure they like It the way it is" he said closing the phone, he took a sip of his coffee I looked over to the empty coffee pot, standing I grabbed his coffee and took a quick drink then handed it back to him.

"So whats up for today?" I asked rocking on my feet.

"Were getting a care package" he said pulling on his jeans he grabbed his shirt and put it on I pulled out a pair of skinny jeans and a tank top with jack Daniels design and grabbed some flip-flops I ran into the bathroom and changed, walking out I brushed my hand through my hair.

"so what was your problem last night?" he asked I stiffened, my mouth opening and closing like a fish.

"umm oh look cars here" I said grabbing a coat I ran out the door, hopping in xander slid into the back and we were driven to the Czech police station we were lead in up onto the roof, a helicopter flew over head landing a nerdy looking guy stepped out and fallowed slavo talking to him.

"That's him…wait you're triple x?" he asked.

"You're the care package?" xander asked.

"I think we've been punk'd" I said looking at the guy.

"Toby lee shavers." He said.

"And im Alex now that were all introduced can we please go inside my butts frozen" i said, the geek nodded so we walked into the building then took the elevator into the basement, I bounced on the ball of my feet as we rode the elevator down.

" meatballs are so good and delicious" I sang xander looked at me oddly and shavers stepped away.

"You have to rate high with Gibson for him to send you this stuff" he said walking through the basement.

"I kind of wish I was going with you, mixed up in the fury of the situation...Crazy license to kill death destruction mayhem…got a gun under your pillow never know when some freak villain will pop out" he said getting excited.

"yep instead of a gun it's a cockroach and this guy is only worried about me popping up and pouring cold water on his head and im scared to death he'll put a cockroach on my head" I said shuttering.

"So how long have you two been with the agency?" he asked stopping.

"Two days" xander replied, shavers mouth dropped open.

"Your mur-hering me. No way that sucks." He said shaking his head.

"Yeah it sucks but its better then jail." Xander replied I nodded.

"And I have nothing better to do" I said looking at my nails.

" it sucks I spent six years in a basement at NSA gadget freak room, man and I got a degree from MIT phi beta kappa magna laude, and they probably picked you up pumping iron in san Quentin and you on a street corner." Shavers said not really realizing it.

"Have you ever got punched in the face for talking too much?" xander asked I glared at shavers.

"Surprised you haven't gotten shot" I said, shavers looked uncomfortable, I smiled.

You're so evil

I know

Alex: hello puppets please rate and message no flames.

Xander: try to hold back really.

Alex: don't listen to the man behind the curtain.