A.N. Okay, here is the second chapter of FRAMED! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! Okay, so I don't know if you people are actually like that(the whole Alice-jumping-act),but I am right now! I have a story on fanfiction! I have a story on fanfiction! WHOO!

Okay, Alice-like rant is over. Here is chapter two, hope you like the semi-lemi goodness. (HA! I rhymed again!) (If you do not know what I am talking about, go check out the reviews for this story. Te-he. Oh no, she's back! RUN! RUN AWAY!)

forevacullens: yes, she's insane. yes she's retarded. yea, I hang out with her. I know... u feel sorry for me.

Disclaimer: Yes! I own the books! I own the books! WHOO! Ring ring. *Wakes up* WHAT?! It was a dream! NOOOOOOOOO! Gosh dangn't.

Chapter two

BPOV

I walked down the stairs to greet Edward, whom I'm guessing had already changed for our evening. Alice had briefed me on everything he had planned tonight. I had 34 minutes from when the car pulled out of the driveway to fulfill my mission. Whoo-pee.

There he was, standing at the foot of the stairs. Clad in a black tux, was him. The vision, the angel, the. . . Edward. His beauty still affected me, even after being with him for five years. Five perfect years of love and bliss. Nessie just made that stronger. God, I loved both of them so much, it was sometimes hard to choose who to spend each evening with. But, tonight, that didn't matter. Tonight, for the beginning at least, I was all Edward's.

I reached him and looked into his eyes.. They were a light butterscotch. Liquid gold. After I reached him, he pulled me into his embrace, eyes darkening with a hunger that had nothing to do with my long-gone blood.

"Bella, you look. . . just . . ." I watched, amused, as he struggled for words. It was so . . . human. Something that he hadn't done often since I changed. Me being one of his kind now. I loved him all the more for it.

I put a finger to his lips to quiet his rambling. "I know, you don't have to say a word. I feel the same way." I gestured to the tux.

He smiled, "Well, I'm glad then." He looked at his watch. "We do need to get going though."

I trailed my finger all around his face, tracing the perfect features, for once being intentionally seductive. "Let's." I finally said, pulling away from him. I took a quick look in the convientally placed mirror in front of me. His arms were still outstreched, his face bewildered. He was obviously lost without me by his side. And me not being there sadened me, so I decided to speed up the thinking process just a little bit.

"Edward." I purred. "Are you coming or not?"

He suddenly snapped out of whatever trance he was in and raced as fast as he could, arms snagging around my waist. "Of course. Where would I do without you?"

"Took you long enough." I muttered and leaned forward to kiss him.

"NOOO! Not the lip-gloss Bella! Hours upon hours of hard work slaving over a hot curling iron. Please, spare me the agony?!" Alice begged at our feet.

"Dramatic, much?" Edward asked her.

"You would be too if you spent hours polishing the surface of your piano, only to have Emmett do. . . Emmett like things." She snapped.

A look of horror crossed over his face. "My God, you're right." He looked at me. "No kisses until we are a safe distance away from the pixie." He smirked.

"Fine, whatever." Alice huffed.. "Ruin it Bella, just ruin it! Now get going kids, curfew's ten." She shooed us out the door.

"But Mom!" I played along. "It's Friday night! Let me stay out with Edward longer. PLEASE!" I begged.

"Fine, ten-thirty. But no later, and if you--" She turned to Edward. "--get her back even two seconds after the big-hand hits the six, I'm taking her for a sleepover for three days!."

"Yes ma'am." He saluted her.

"Come on. Let's get a move on." I pulled Edward towards the car, making sure to walk slower than usual. Alice had said that giving him a. . . full view would help start things off.

We reached the Volvo and Edward opened the door for me, always the gentleman. I climbed in slowly, making sure to brush my hand across his stomach. He trembled.

Still standing there, I snapped my fingers in front of his face. "Edward, yoo-hoo. Anybody in there." He grabbed my hand and kissed it, lingering, staring, inhaling.

He smiled and made his way around the car before climbing in. "Shall we?" He gestured to the open road.

I leaned over to kiss him, just barely brushing my lips against his. "We shall." I muttered.

He started the car without a word and drove down the driveway. Accelerating more and more with each meter. I decided that it was time for phase one of my plan.

"Man, I'm sooooo stiff." I stretched up and let my hand reach past the back of his head, resting on the other shoulder. I felt like one of those hormanl teenage boys that couldn't keep their hands off their dates. Slowly, my hand was pulled back. I grabbed on the curly edges on the fringe of his hair, twisting it around my finger over and over. "Edward, I adore your hair. It's softer than the clouds in the sky." Okay, now I sounded like a gay, hormonal teenage boy. I finally pulled my arm back slowly.

Edward growled when he no longer could feel the contact of my bare hand. "Don't even think about not touching me right now."

Wow. Maybe my plan was working. Time to continue. I let go of his hair, but my hand traveled down his chest, unbuttoning buttons as I went. I got to the loop of his belt and drew my hand so quickly up his chest that even I couldn't see it. Resting it on his face, I traced his lips. I then did what Alice told me. My tongue went up out of my mouth, starting in the left top corner and going to the side. I repeated the process with the bottom lip.

Edward growled again. "You are a monster." Was all he said before he swerved the car over to the side of the road. I heard the slam of a car door before I suddenly found myself on Edward's lap. His hands went into my hair, his lips to my neck. I had to stop myself from moaning uncontrolably. Of all of the places Edward kissed me—which was everywhere—my neck was my favorite, and he knew it. That little cheater.

But I soon found myself kissing him back, tilting his face away from his now southern descent to my lips. Alice must have put this dress on me purposely. The neckline was notoriously low. Darn fashion-obsessed Nazi. This was faster than I thought though, a lot faster. By my calculations, I still had at least twenty minutes to complete my mission. Yet, I don't think that it was over yet, seeing as there was nothing wrong with a car pulled over to the side of the road. A couple making-out intensely in the front seat.

"Edward, stop. We have to go, and someone might see us." I looked up into his eyes.

"No," he all but growled. I suppressed the urge to giggle. Poor sexually frustrated Edward.

"Yes. Now get off me and into the driver's seat before I drive your precious car myself." Okay. Now I had to laugh. His face was a look of horror.

"Not my baby!"

"Yes, your baby." The car door opened again and Edward was starting the engine. He sighed in relief.

"Are you really that scared of my driving?" I asked.

"Yes." He said simply.

"Well, I'm about to get a lot more scared of yours." I unbuckled my seatbelt and bounced onto him. He swerved, but kept the car on the road. Must be in need of a little more persuasion.

I swiftly leaned down and nibbled on his ear, pressing harder into his leg. His foot pressed into the pedal harder. He didn't do anything about it, nor did he seem to think twice that we were in his car.

I heard the car before I actually saw the flashing blue lights. I jumped off of Edward as fast as I could and opened a compact mirror that I found in my clutch. I checked for any imperfections, like smeared makeup and wild hair. Hmm, none. That's weird, considering what we just did in Edward's car.

"Edward, pull over." I demanded.

"Huh?" I asked.

"I said, 'pull over.' Okay?" I prodded.

"Why?" He was still dazed. Hmph, must do good work.

"Because. There's a cop right behind us." I watched his eyes go wide.

"WHAT?! A COP?!" He shouted.

I kept my cool, knowing what was coming. "Yes,a cop. There's nothing we can do now."

He muttered to himself. "Nothing we can do. Well, let's just see about that."

He started the car. I reached my hand over and placed it on his face. "We can't do that." I whispered. "We just can't."

He looked at me pained. "What if something happens? What if they realize something? What if we get into trouble? I can't let that happen to you!"

I smiled softly. "Nothing will happen. And if something does--" I kissed his hand. "--I can take care of myself just fine for one night."

He looked at me curiously. "One night? How do you kno--" He was interuppted by a soft tap on the window. Edward gritted his teeth and turned to face the sure-to-be-destruction of both of us. Charlie. With a gun. Coming to arrest my husband. This night just got better and better.

A.N. Sorry that it's sooooooooooooooooooooooo short. It's just really hard for me to write something like this. I'm not very experienced in that area.*batts eyes and blushes* Plus, it is my first story that I am actually letting you guys read, and I know that it's not that good. (TAY! IF THIS PART ISN'T IN HERE WHEN I READ IT ON THE PROFILE, YOU'RE SOOO DEAD!) I'm really not as good as Tay, but I do want to major in English Literature when I get to college. Either become an author (probably will never get published) or a person who reviews books and/or music for a magazine and has their name on the back cover. SO COOL! So hope that you like it, funny (for Tay, Julia, and hopefully you people) is in next chapter. Also, in EPOV who I like writing in A LOT better, so it's A LOT longer than the first two chapters. Those were just setting up the story.. Sorry for long rant. BYEZ!

forevacullens: if its bold its not true... haha funny comes next chap my loyal followers I PROMISE! and Alex. I spent HALF AN HOUR to FORTY FIVE MINUTES editing this thing... learn to spell and punctuate... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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