Chapter 2-
Jazz said, "Calm down, and breathe. I will explain everything. My name is Jazz, and I have been assigned by Optimus Prime to be you're Autobot guardian." I shook my head and rubbed my eyes. I think I'm going crazy. "This is my holo-form," he continued, "I really am an alien robot that can transform into a car, or any other machinery, but a car is easier." I nodded and really looked at him. He had dark black hair, with silver streaks, the color of the car. His eyes were blue, astonishingly blue. He was muscular, as far as I can tell. I nodded and said, "Ok, so you're an alien, and you're here as my car to protect me? Can you drive the car?" He chuckled and said, "Yes, but seeing as how you're getting you're friend, Maggie was it?" I nodded, and he continued, "It will be better for you to drive." I said, "Shit…I hate driving with idiots. If I get pissed, will you take over?" He nodded and said, "Yes, just don't use your cell, got it?" I nodded and said, "Kay. I'm gunna go now…get in the car or whatever." He nodded and disappeared. I heard his voice flow through the radio, he said, "You have a nice singing voice by the way." I said, "Thanks, it's my profession." He said, "Cool. Now get!"
I got outta the car and walked up to the front door of Maggie's house. I called her and said, "I'm here." She said, "Ok, go to the Clubhouse, my stuff is there. Go through the gate." I said, "Kay, I'll wait for you there. You feedin Sammy and Blondie right now?" She said, "Yeah. I'll be at the Clubhouse soon, kay?" I said, "Kay. Bye…oh and Xoë's getting the pizza." She said, "Good. See ya in a few." I was already at the Clubhouse and hung up. I saw her things and I saw her coming from the barn. I smiled and she said, "Let's hurry, while my mom is inside with Luke." I nodded, Luke is her younger brother. We ran to Jazz, oh fun, and the doors were open. I smiled and whispered to Jazz, "Way to go, Jazzy." She said, "The doors are open?" The trunk was open to. I said, "Put you're stuff in the trunk and get in…we have to make a quick escape." She nodded and did what I said. Jazz slammed the doors closed and locked them. He said through the radio, "While I'm making our get-a-way, tell her what I explained to you." I nodded and filled her in.
When I was done, she said, "Aw, I want one!" I said, "It's not a pet, Mags! Apparently, I'm in some kind of danger, right Jazz?" I wasn't driving, so I felt weird in the driver seat. He said, "Yeah. Where to next, and I'll explain why you're in danger later, ok?" I said, "Ok, and Xoë's place. Do you have guns and machinery and shit?" He said, "Yes, why?" Me and Maggie said in unison, "Cause if she ain't got that pizza, I'm a shoot her!" We laughed and Jazz's holo-form appeared in the backseat. I grabbed the steering wheel and started driving. I said, "What the hell was that for??" I saw Maggie's house, we were closer than I thought I was. He said, "You are not using me to kill you're friend!" I said, "Ok, we were so just kidding! It's an inside joke between us, now please; get in the car and drive! I'm about to get angry at this mofo in front of me." He nodded and said, "Good, now I'll take over from here." He disappeared again and said, "Don't tell Xoë, no need for everyone to know. I was instructed to let Maggie and of course, Vivien to know." I said, "Cool, she won't care anyway." Maggie said, "Yeah, here we are."
Jazz pulled into the driveway and I got out. "Mags stay here with Jazz so he doesn't drive off." I winked at her and she said, "Ok, you got it, Chief." I slammed the door and heard him say, "Ow, that's my arm." I said, "Sorry, Jazz, now shut up!" He didn't say anything, so I figured that was queue to go. I walked up and rang the doorbell. She showed up with pizza boxes in hand five minutes later. "It's about time," I said when she walked outside. "Sorry, here." She handed me one of the two pizza boxes. She closed the door and we walked to Jazz. She got in the backseat of the car. We had idle chatter till we reached my house.
"I" pulled up to my house and got out. "Come on, guys. I gotta feed Ja-" I stopped. My dog's name was Jazz, after Jasper, my grandfather. Xoë finished for me, "Jazz? She's home?" I nodded and said, "Yeah, you go on in Xoë, feed her, will ya? And can you get yours and Maggie's bags? Mags, you stay here." Xoë got the bags and walked off and I heard her open the door. "Ok, what's going on?" said Maggie. I said, "Jazz, can you come out here, in your holo-form, of course." I saw Jazz's super sexy self get climb out of the car. I am crushing on a car…how weird? Anyway, I said, "Ok, my dog's name is Jazz, my car-slash-alien guardian's name is Jazz….confusing or what?" Maggie said, "Yeah, kinda. So, what are we going to do?" I said, "I'll call my dog Jazzy, and the car form of Jazz, Jazz. When you're in you're holo-form, and we are around Xoë, I'll call you Jasper, and when it's just us who know, I'll call you Jazz, kay?" Jazz said, "Fine by me, can I come in? I'm hungry and gas or energen does NOT sound good right now." Maggie and I laughed and I said, "Sure, you like ham and pineapple pizza?" He shrugged and said, "I'll just have to." We walked inside and saw Xoë and the dog Jazz making a mess.
I shook my head and said, "Xoë, this is Jasper. We call him Jazz though. He just moved in down the street." She stood up and came over to us. She said, "Nice to be the last to meet you, Jazz." I giggled and looked at Maggie. She laughed and said, "Ok, well, let's go get some food. Did you set it in the kitchen, Xo?" She nodded her head and I could tell by her nod that she had a crush on Jazz. I said, "Well, go get it and you and Mags can go set it up in the theater. Me and Jazz will go pick out a movie and get the popcorn and candy, kay?" Xoë and Maggie nodded and trotted off. Jazz followed me to my room. He said, "You have a theater in your house?" I shrugged and walked over to my huge movie collection. I said, "It's really just a room that has a huge pallet of blankets on the floor. There's a short little table in the middle, with pillows all around. It's in the perfect place because I've got a big TV, so we call it the theater. Come, pick a movie." He walked over to my spot on the floor and sat down next to me. He picked up Madea's Class Reunion, the play. "How bout this one?" I laughed and said, "Ok, sure. I'll pick another one." I picked up Australia. He looked at me and said, "Why that one?" I said, "Hugh freaking Jackman, that's why!! He's sexy!" He rolled his eyes and got up. I got up to and grabbed the movie on my dresser. Jazz said, "Why three?" I said, "It's a tradition, two movies then Moulin Rouge. We know every word to every song, and most of the lines. It's been like that since we were 15." He nodded and we walked down the hall to the theater, and we walked in.
We saw everything was set up. Xoë was on one side of the short, white table, pigging out on a slice of pizza, and Maggie was on the other, drinking a Coke. I laughed and sat next to Maggie. Jazz followed and sat next to me. I said, "Jazz, put the movie you pick out in the DVD player." He got up and did that. The second the menu came on we all, except for Jazz, burst out laughing. He looked at me confused. I explained, "Jazz, this movie is hilarious, we watch it all the time." He nodded and we watched the movie, skipping over the songs, as usual.
Hours passed by and we watched all of the movies, fantasizing about Hugh Jackman. I swear, he was one of the sexiest men alive today! Anyhow, Xoë fell fast asleep after we moved the table and stayed up bashing Sam's girlfriend, Mikaela. Ugh, we couldn't stand that dirty skank. Those where the fun times…and here came the hard times. Jazz went downstairs when the movies were over, letting Xoë that he had left. Maggie and I quietly went downstairs, and saw Jazz eating Oreo Ice Cream out of the carton. We grabbed a spoon and joined in. It was 4:23 in the morning, so we couldn't stay down long. I had to see my Uncle Will, or Major Lennox as they call him in the military now, at noon. He was coming by at noon that day. I said, "Ok, Jazz, what is the reason that I need an alien robot guardian?" He said, "You're uncle William Lennox is coming by today, at noon, is he not?" I nodded. How in the hell does he know Uncle Will? He said, "Well, you're uncle is apart of NEST, a secret organization of the government that works with us, my team, the Autobots, to defeat the bad guys, the Decepticons. Ok, so our first time we came down to earth, which was two years ago, we were looking for this cube, the Allspark. It contains so much power that it needed to be contained in the cube. We offlined our enemy, Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, and we thought it disintegrated, but it didn't." He stopped there. He stared at the necklace that Uncle Will gave me for my birthday…two years ago.