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Ali: Hi Bella!

Bell: Poke

Ali: Bella….

Bell: Poke

Ali: Bella quit that!

Bell: Poke, Poke, Poke!

Ali: Damnit Bella! STOP POKING ME!!

Bell: Mwhahaha! POKE!!

Ali: I'm warning you!

Bell: Poke

Ali: This is your last chance!

Bell: PokePokePokePokePoke

Ali: Wait! I'm getting a vision!

Bell: Poke?

Ali: Edward just pulled up to some sleazy motel

Bell: -silence-

Ali: He's getting out of the car…

Bell: -silence-

Ali: He's walking towards a room…

Bell: -silence-

Ali: He pulls out a key, someone's waiting for him…

Bell: Rolls eyes…poke

Ali: He turns on the light, Tanya's sitting on the bed.

Bell: Gasp!

Ali: He smiles her favorite crooked smile.

Bell: cry…poke

Ali: He leans down and kisses her deeply…Bell: ??

Ali: They're both sitting on the bed…

Bell: 00

Ali: Would you look at that, Tanya just lost her shirt…

Bell: (

Ali: Wait! Where did Edward's pants go?

Bell: POKE!

Ali: Wow, I didn't know that Tanya was double-jointed…

Bell: lalalalalalalala! poke

Ali: Oh my god! Bom chika wah wah….

Bell: cries in the corner

Ali: Damn Edward, Gentleman my ass! That was just sick!

Bell: YOU EVIL BLOODSUCKING WHORE!! smack

Ali: -silence-

Bell: Ow!!

Ali: What?

Bell: I think I broke my hand….

Ali: Ah Fuck! Edward is going to kill me! (

Bell: Serves you right….

Ali: Wait! I'm getting another vision!

Bell: NOOO!!