Chapter 3

B: Hey Alice!

A: Hi! Bells I'm bored

B: Dido

A: …

B: Snape, Snape, Severest Snape

A: Dumbledore

B: Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!

A: Hermione! Hermione! Hermione!

B: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter!

A: I found the source of the mysterious ticking noise… It's a pipe bomb!

B: Yay! BOOM!

A: Mwahaha! Voldimort, Voldimort oooo Voldi Voldi Voldimort! Do do do do!

B: Whap! Wow, we have issues! Lol

A: Definatly…

B: BANANA PHONE!

A: Oo…