Teh Note Oo 6
A: Hi!
R: Hey!
B: Hello!
A: So Emmett's Birthday is coming up…
B: Ello again!
R: Hi Bella! Ya I've already got his present!!
A: Isn't that more of a present to you Rose?
R: Ya but he'll like it just as much if not more so it's okay.
B: Wait! What are you getting him? I have no idea what to get Em?
R: I'm getting him lingerie! The outfit looks like a mouse.
A: Hmmm. Bells I think I might have an idea for what you should get him.
B: They have guy lingerie?
R: No its an outfit for me to wear but he will like to see it on me.
B: Wow Rose too much info. And what Ali?
R: You asked.
A: Rose don't torture Bells with mental images!
B: Ali what is your idea?
A: … don't reject just yet, okay, hear me out…
B: Ali? Just Tell Me!
R: Ohh your right Ali, good plan.
B: How does she know?
A: I already told her. Okay promise you will hear me out?
B: I promise, just tell me!
A: Okay, give Emmett a lap dance.
B: WHAT? No way!
A: You said you'd hear me out, okay. Give Emmett a lap dance, it will drive Edward crazy, then when your done had him a video game.
B: I cant do that! 1) I don't know how to give a lap dance. 2) Carlisle and Esme will be there. 3) I'm too clumsy and would mess up. 4) CARLISLE AND ESME WILL BE THERE!!
R: I can teach you to lap dance and get you confident enough.
A: And I'll make sure Carlisle and Esme aren't in the house or near it when you give him your present.
B: I still can't do it!
R: Why not?
B: It would scare Emmett and he wouldn't like it and Edward would be mad at me. I just can't.
A: Uh Bells your doing it, I just got a vision. Em. thought it was an awsome gift. Eddie dear will be FAR from mad!
B: Are you guys sure?
R: Yes Bella we are absolutely positive and besides you will be helping me out!
B: What?
R: Em. will be "Hyper!" Get me? So we have a week to train you!
A: Eeeppp!
B: Ok… let the torture begin!