Rebellion

Chapter 4: Return to Reality

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I have writer's block to the one hundredth power…

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The white Kagi rolled over and continued to sleep, not wanting to do anything but. The entire group sighed and looked to each other.

"We should probably wake her up…" Dervask said in a somewhat scared tone, "Umm… Habaki! You do it!"

"Hell no!" Habaki yelled out, "Last time I did that she tried to break my neck!" She then looked around and said, "Baji, you go do it! You've never woken her up before and now is a perfect time to start!"

Baji rolled her eyes and said, "Oh yes, with what you just said, I sure would love to wake her up…" Baji then blinked for a second and then said, "Wait, why don't we sent Dervask, he could easily take the damage!"

"Yeah, but I haven't fought yet…" Dervask said, "If I get damaged I could lose my fight. Besides, last time I did she threw me across the room!"

"How about Nausi!" Habaki said, "I doubt Kagi would hurt a white mage … right?"

The three then looked around to see Nausi kneeling down and shaking Kagi. They all looked to each other, not quite sure what to do.

"K-Kagi, wake up…" Nausi said nervously, "I-it's ... it's your turn to fight … Kagi?"

Kagi then rolled over and looked at Nausi saying, "You do know what I do when people wake me up right?"

Nausi slowly nodded and said, "Y-Yes…"

Kagi then sighed and slowly stumbled to her feet, trying to gain her balance. She then glared at Nausi and pulled out one of her katanas. She then raised it into the air and switched the blade around to the dull end. She then slashed downward at Nausi's head, only to stop an inch away and then lightly bop her. Kagi then slowly walked to the center, her other self already tapping her foot in impatience.

Nausi looked at Kagi walk away and slowly mumbled, "A-a bop on the head? No throwing across the room or breaking neck? Just a bop on the head?"

Habaki smirked and said, "See, I told you she wouldn't! That must mean I am the smartest out of all of you!"

The white Kagi stepped into the middle in front of her weiss form. She then smiled and said, "I hope this match will last much longer, don't you?"

vKagi smiled and nodded. They then both unsheathed their swords and got into their battle stances.

"This will not do for a bad ass ninja fight!" Vendisioh said as he looked around the arena. He then snapped his fingers and a gold circle lit up the area. Within seconds a large jungle appeared where the stone floor was. "Now this is an arena fit for a bad ass ninja fight."

Both got slightly out of their battle positions to look around at what had just appeared.

wKagi looked around, somewhat captivated, while saying, "Amazing isn't it? Kind of reminds you of that one time, right?"

vKagi nodded, but her nod was completely unnoticed by wKagi.

wKagi shook her head and said, "Oh come on, you have to remember, it was the reason you became a ninja!"

vKagi then nodded again, but she still went unobserved.

wKagi then sighed and said, "How could you not remember? The Elvaan and Mithra…" Her words were then stopped by vKagi as she spun wKagi around and nodded in a most infuriated way.

wKagi smirked and said, "Oh, so you do remember! Why didn't you just say so?"

vKagi had a look upon her face like as if to say, "I loath you…" The entire weiss team couldn't help but snicker at what had played out.

wKagi then grinned and said, "What's the matter, have I caught your tongue?"

vKagi then grasped her katanas tighter and growled infuriated. She got back into her battle position, her eyes burning with vehemence.

"Fight!" Yelled Vendisioh.

vKagi instantly charged forward at her opponent, slashing rabidly.

wKagi jumped back trying to avoid the slashes, but instead slammed into a tree. She quickly tried to parry the strikes, only to have vKagi's katanas stab into her sleeves, pinning her to the tree. wKagi quickly forced herself forward, ripping off the sleeves of her gi, while vKagi took out two kunais to replace her katanas. wKagi charged at her and sliced horizontally, only to have vKagi jump over the blow and land on wKagi's head. She then jumped again, soaring into the foliage of the treetops above. A shower of kunais then rained down on her foe.

"Damn it…" wKagi mumbled, "She's not pulling any stops…" She quickly jumped to the side and rolled, being cut by five kunais down the side of her body. She then jumped up into the treetops, pursuing her challenger.

A kunai came flying toward her, only to be batted away with a slash of her katana. wKagi charged forward, towards where the kunai had came from. vKagi fell from the canopy and yelled out in wrath. The banshee's cry made wKagi's eyes widen slightly as vKagi's kunais came down to meet wKagi's katanas. The vast power caused the branch that wKagi was standing on to shatter almost instantly. As the two plummeted, vKagi threw one of her kunais at her opponent; wKagi was too stunned from the last blow to move. The kunai gashed into her leg, completely voiding out any chance of landing safely. vKagi lifted up her last kunai to take the final blow, she grinned bloodlustingly as her kunai drew closer and closer the her enemy's throat.

"That is enough!" yelled Vendisioh, "Team Weiß win this match!"

The two hit the ground and wKagi yelled out in pain. Not for hitting the ground, but because vKagi stabbed her kunai into wKagi's shoulder, completely stunning her arm.

vKagi growled loudly, wishing she could have killed her opponent for mocking her before the match.

"Must be tough being you…" wKagi said with a slight chuckle.

Without thinking, vKagi retrieved the kunai from wKagi's shoulder and stabbed down towards wKagi's neck.

"Being mute and having so many things to say…" wKagi said with a smirk.

vKagi stopped instantly, she looked down at her adversary and mouthed out the words, What would you know?

"Absolutely nothing, except for the fact that with how you act it must be hard…"

What are you even trying to prove?

"Nothing, but I would like to know who cut your tongue off…"

vKagi paused for a moment before mouthing out the words, That is none of your business…

"Fine then, if you don't want to tell me I am fine with that." wKagi said with a smirk, "Hope you feel better now that you took all your anger out on me?"

vKagi began to mouth something out, but then Vendisioh then yelled out, "Why yes, I did say that match ended, amazing that they hadn't gotten off the field yet, I guess they just didn't hear me!"

The two looked to each other and blushed in embarrassment. wKagi grunted in pain as she pulled the kunai from her leg. vKagi stood up and began walking away, only to turn around and look back to see her other self trying to slowly limp away. vKagi rolled her eyes and turned back around, continuing to walk away, but now at a much slower pace, looking back every other couple of seconds.

Vendisioh tapped his foot, seeing both Kagis take their time to get back to their teams. His lower eyelid began to twitch as he saw wKagi's legs give out and vKagi rush over to help her up. The moogle sighed heavily and snapped his fingers, gold circles appeared around both Kagis and in an instant they were teleported to their team's sides. "I suggest that no one else takes that long to get to their side, cause if you do, I will start smoting instead of helping!" He yelled out. He then sighed and snapped his fingers again, causing another gold circle appeared around the arena, the jungle disappeared in an instant. Vendisioh then looked around at the stone floor, a somewhat depressed look on his face. "I miss my jungle of Badassditude…" He mumbled with a sigh. He then shook his head and cleared his throat. He looked around to see the Weiß Baji crossing her fingers and continuously chanting, "Pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me…"

Vendisioh sighed and called out, "The Bajis will be the next match!"

The Weiß Baji then looked to her team, then back to Vendisioh. A large grin grew on her face and she ran to the middle and screamed out, "YES! I am finally able to fight! I have been waiting for this all day!"

"It hasn't even been an hour yet!" Yelled the white Baji, "How could you have been waiting for it all day?"

"Obviously I was expecting something like this to happen…"

"How could you possibly expect anything close to this happen?"

"I'm magical, I can do anything…"

"You're an idiot who is only capable of proving your own stupidity!"

"Ha! You just called yourself an idiot! You're stupid!"

wBaji couldn't say a word, she was overwhelmed by the sheer stupidity of the statement. "Gah!" wBaji blurted out, "Your stupidity is sending my brain into seizures!"

vBaji blinked in confusion for a moment only to respond with, "But how could your brain go into a seizure if it has no muscles?"

"Gah! How can you be such a moron and yet have the brain cells to even think that up?"

"I told you, I'm magic!"

"Why…" wBaji said, clawing her fists and baring her fangs, "Why do I become you when in a stupor? Why?" Her face then grimaced as she yelled out, "Why dost thou haunt me!" She then clawed in the direction of her mind's poltergeist, shooting stone spikes from the floor at her.

With a smirk and a lift of her hand, vBaji raised a wall of stone and shattered the spires of her demented friend.

"Don't think me weak!" wBaji yelled out as she flung the obstacle aside. "Mine strength is more vast than anything tangible! But is only second to thy ignorance!" She then put her hands together, her hands still clawed. A large section of the wall charged forth, heading towards vBaji.

vBaji quickly pulled the stone floor over herself and made a round barrier, only to have it be crushed into rubble by the force of the walls.

wBaji looked around as the dust cleared, mumbling, "No, she couldn't have been killed that easily…"

A small hole formed behind wBaji, vBaji shot from the ground and quickly tried to strike at her other self.

With a deviled smirk wBaji quickly bent down, avoiding the attack, and made an upward hand gesture. A stone spear shot from the ground and impaled her most hated opponent.

As the blood slowly trickled down the spike wBaji cackled and yelled out, "Thee must be in pain, after all, I did just make a large hole in thou's heart, that is, assuming the whole heart isn't a hole…"

vBaji chuckled and said softly, "Your jokes really suck, and you know that, right?"

wBaji grinned and said, "If thee truly wished to die, thou shouldst hath spoken it…" She then moved her hand back to begin a gesture, but Vendisioh then yelled out, "STOP!" wBaji froze in place and time.

Vendisioh quickly hovered over to the impaled girl and placed his hand on the stone spire, vanishing it in an instant. As the now comatose body hit the ground, Vendisioh began charging a spell, he then began to make gestures with his hands and while he did so, parts of vBaji's body began to recompose. First the spinal nerves, then the spinal column, then her heart, after that her rib cage, and finally her skin. Vendisioh hovered to the ground and whispered something into vBaji's ear. She slowly nodded and got to her feet, her legs were shaking violently as she slowly made her way back to her side.

Vendisioh then sighed and yelled out, "Normally I would disqualify White Baji for doing something like that during a match, but unfortunately that was not a match. Seeing as Weiß Baji is in no condition to fight, she has agreed to let team white take the point for this match…" He then looked to the frozen Baji and snapped his finger, unfreezing her and flinging her across the room at the same time. A loud thump broke the silence of the room as the previously insane Baji was knock unconscious.

Vendisioh looked around the room and yelled out, "The next and final match will be between the Dervasks. This fight will decide who goes home and who stays longer…"

Both Dervasks had already made it to the center while Vendisioh was talking. "Can't he do anything but state the obvious?" complained vDervask.

"I heard he's very good at PDWHS…" commented wDervask, "But he will never be as good at sleeping than us!"

"Of course not! For we are…"

"Dervask, sleeper of anywhere!" They both yelled in unison.

An uncomfortable silence fell, only to be interrupted by wDervask, "We are such losers…"

"I prefer the term, badassditudly challenged…" vDervask stated, trying to be politically correct, "But I'm sure you can call yourself whatever you want."

wDervask was at a loss for words, so all he did was just sigh and shake his head.

"No more talking! Fight now! I'm getting tired!" Vendisioh yelled out, "FIGHT!"

Both Dervasks shrugged and charged at each other, a right punch and a left hook flew, they both hit each other's fists, doing no damage in the least. They jumped back, glared, and yelled out, "You bastard, you punched me in the fist!" They both blinked in a slight shock, but then roared, "At least I didn't kick you in the shins!" They both took a step back, then they scratched their chins and spoke, "Oh, you're good…" They then charged at each other again, they drew back one leg and kicked it forward, hitting their challenger in the shin. "You bastard!" They yelled, "You kicked me in the shin!" The jumped up and down, their hands covering their damaged shins. "That's it! I don't have time for this anymore!" They charged at their rival and yelled out, "Hundred Fist!"

The area erupted in the sound of fist hitting fist, bones breaking, flesh tearing, and cartilage snapping. Every punch hit its adversary's punch, except for the last one. The two Dervasks pulled their arms back and then punched forward, putting the entire force of their body into the single punch. The blow hit its mark as it knocked the wind out its opponent and sent him flying. Both Dervasks laid on the ground, their only movement being rolling around in pain from the final blow. "I can't get up…" They both mumbled, "I give up!"

It took them a second to realize what happened and then yelled out, "You give up? That means I win! You? But you said you gave up first! Stop copying me! Stop it! STOP IT!" Both of them were now on their feet, but still to tired to move their arms or legs any more.

They growled for a while before Vendisioh yelled out, "Okay, this is insanity on a stick! But there is no stick! That's jut how insane this is! Screw it, both of you are going home! Because this match won't have an outcome … ever…"

Vendisioh snapped his fingers and a gold circle formed around each person and each of them quickly disappeared.

All the children were thrown into the kitchen into a big pile. "Are we home now?" Habaki asked, "Cause I can't move my head…"

"Maybe if Kagi didn't weigh so much I could tell you, but I can't move either…" Baji complained.

"I wouldn't be so heavy if both Nausi and Dervask wasn't on top of me…" Kagi stated.

"Sorry…" Nausi said, "But I can't move … Dervask is on top of me…"

"Dervask!" Yelled Baji, "Get the hell off!"

"Sleepy … sleepy … sleeeeeepy…" murmured Dervask as he slowly fell into slumber.

"Did he go to sleep?" panicked Baji, "Sweet Altana, we're stuck here forever now!"

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Next Chapter: Laughter of Tears

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Side notes: Very anticlimactic, aren't I? Also further more, I would like to say Happy Birthday to Borof Areguzanda! WooT! U 73H L337 F00!

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Hate my anticlimactic ending? Confused about the next chapter title? Rabid monkeys attacking your house? Then review, or die trying!

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I would like to thank everyone who is reading this, for without you, I would be very lonely…

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Squeenix owns all rites to FFXI. I own all characters and storyline so far.