I do not own super smash bros brawl,all I own is the My OC's and the INSANITY!!!!Ahem...Lets get started!
Aly:*looks at reviews*Hey guys!We got some more reviews!
Treal:Finally,I get some action.
Tetsu:Lets get started!
was that means more torture 4 the smashers.
mario:rescue peach from 't that hurt her,u ask?yes,yes it will.
bowser:become a goody 2 's cruel,u ,does it seem like i care?
dk:stupid monkey,bananas r 4 humans
diddy:u rip off the matrix in the subspace emissary!now the matrix people will killz u
link:there r 2 many versions of you,eat toon n young link
ganondorf:u a called ganondork n wear a tutu 4 three chapters
samus:settle a argument between me n my jango fett in a fight 2 the death(just 4 the record,i said you'll would win,my friend said jango would)
craptain:try 2 hit on all the girls.
agoobwa:defeat dialga n palkia with just a golddean,if u lose,u will suffer your worst nightmare,being lock in a room with team rocket
marth:guess i can't dare u because u r such a big sissy even chuck norris couldn't teach u,so he killed u 2 make sure,no one would found out that he couldn't teach someone.
sonic:guess who's here 2 see u?amy!
guess what,u got yourself a regular reviewer
wouldn't u like 2 no
Aly:YAY,a regular,I so happy!
Tatzu:Start crying tears of joy and I will kill Fox!
Aly:Fine,Mario,save peach from peach.
Mario:How do I-a do that?
Aly:I don't know just do it!
Mario:Fine*goes save peach*
~Somewhere else~
Mario:Peach,I have-a come to a-save you!
Peach:MARIO,SAVE ME!
Peach:You can't save peach,you have to go thru me. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mario:Mammamia,this is going to be awhile*attacks Peach*
~At studio~
Treal:Bowser,be a goodie two shoes.
Bowser:*Mutters*Dammit!
Aly:What was that?
Bowser:*secretly flips off Aly*Tatzu,thats a nice sword.
Tatzu:...
Bowser:Well...
Tatzu:What?
Bowser:You did not say thank you.
Tatzu:I don't say 'that' word.
Bowser:Grr...
DK:That hurt...*cries*
Aly:Diddy,you have to fight Neo
Diddy:Who's N-*gets PWNED by Neo*
Treal:That was awesome,but you still can't beat Chuck Norris.
Neo:*Flips off Treal and leaves*
Link:How I do that?
Tatzu:Like this!*Shrinks and and shoves them down Link's throat*
Link:I feel really weird...*explodes*
Aly:Rigged shrink ray.
Tatzu:Rigged shrink ray,Next!
Ganondork:*in tutu*Already ahead of you.*dances*
Tatzu:Must...resist...to KILL!
Aly:Next!*summons Jango fett*Fight Samus to the death!
Jango fett:Right,where is S-*Gets blown up,to death*
Samus:Pfft,to easy.
Aly:Awww,I was ready for action.*sends Jango fett back* Next...
CF:Falcon! I'll try...*goes to Peach,who just came back with Mario*Peach,would like to-
Mario:How a-dare you-a hit on my princess!*sets CF on fire*
CF:*dies*
Aly:This going to take awhile*revives CF*
CF:*goes to Zelda*If I can rearrange the alphabet,I would put u and I together.
Zelda:Ekkk,help a old man is trying to hit on me!
???:I'll save you!
CF:Who's that?
Ike:*behind CF*ME!*sets CF on fire*
Zelda:My hero!*kisses Ike passionately*
Aly:Aww,there cute together.*revives CF*
CF:*goes to Samus*Do you believe at love at first site or should I come back.
Snake:How dare you!*Blows up CF*
Samus:Thank you,Snake.*kisses Snake passionately*
Aly:At least he did not get set on fire.
CF:*gets caught on fire*
Aly:Oh come on!*revives CF*
CF:*goes to Aly*I w-
Aly:Sorry,I don't date an old man like you!
CF:*sulks*
Tatzu:*sets him on fire*What? I wanted to join on setting him on fire,NEXT!
Aly:Agoobwa(Red),fight dialga and palkia,with a goldeen.
Treal:*hands goldeen*
Dialga & Palkia:RAWR!
Agoobwa:*Gulp*Goldeen,use water gun!
Goldeen:Goldeen!*PWNS Dialga & Palkia*
Aly:What the...
Treal:Oops,I gave him my hacked goldeen.
Aly:You are still going in there.
Agoobwa:Why?!
Aly:Because I'm eviiilll,plus it was hacked...*summons team rocket*
Team rocket:*start singing*
Fox:My ears,they BLEED!!!
Aly:*pushes them in to closet*That's better.
Fox:Hey,where is Marth?
Aly:Last time I heard from Martha,she said she was going to be taught by Chuck Norris.
~At Dojo~
Chuck Norris:Now,since you can not punch a boulder and make it in to thin air in 1 sec,you much punch this pebble.
Marth:*punches pebble and not a scratch*
Chuck Norris:(Thinking is in italic's) This boy is such a sissy,even I can't teach him,I have to kill him.Hey kid,do you want to learn the Round-House kick!
Marth:YES!
Chuck Norris:Here I'll show you.*round-house kick Marth*
Marth:*dead*
Chuck Norris:Now to dispose of him.*sets him on fire and throws him down a 500ft pit*There.
~At studio~
Sonic:WHAT!?!THE DEMON IS HERE!?!
Aly:Yeah,Treal was happy to go get her.
Treal:*comes in with Amy*There he is!*points to Sonic*He's all yours!
Amy:I can do anything,right?
Treal:*shivers*Yes,have fun!
Amy:SONIC!!!*grabs Sonic*
Sonic:*yelling*DAMN YOU,TREAL!*get dragged off*
Aly:Let's move on.
Sonic since u get enough torture in ur own ToD.
U shall be immune to all bad dares for the next 3 chapters.
Now beat the sh** out of Mario
Luigi come out of Mario's shadow and beat him too. ^^
~Rovert10
Sonic:*comes back*YES! Take that Treal,you can't dare me!*sticks out toungue*
Treal:*ready's riffle*He said Dares,not being KILLED!
Sonic:Uh-oh.*about to run*
Aly:No Treal,let him go.
Treal:Grr,Next Dares!
Sonic:YES!*beats up Mario*Take that you Italian prick!
Mario:Mammamia!
Luigi:*comes out of shadow*This is for always taking the credit!*Beats up Mario*
Tetsu:Let's move on while they are fighting.
Nice fic! Glad I helped you XD To the dares:
Tatzu and Testu: have an epic battle.
Sonic: Go have a feast with Wario's credit card. You do suffer a lot...
Pit: Go hang out with Palutena. I also dare immunity for you for as long as possible (only the bad dares).
Lucario: Become Red's pokemon for a chapter.
Ganondorf: Race against Sonic. If you lose, he may kill you.
Snake: Throw your gadgeds off a cliff.
Ness and Lucas: I like you, but I have to do this. Go read every single yaoi fic about you two.
Truths:
Yoshi: What's your gender? I mean, you lay eggs and you're a male?
Shadow: How do you feel for being and assistant trophy, and not a smasher?
Roy: Do you have a grudge against Ike for him replacing you in Brawl?
~MahNati
Aly:YAAY,Thank you!*looks at first dare*WHAT!?! That can go on for day,months,or worst a UNTIL CHRISMAS!
Tatzu:Besides,we all know who would win.
Tetsu:Yeah...
Tatzu & Tetsu:ME!HEY!
Tetsu:We all know I will win!
Aly:Quick,Treal,Fox,Meta Knight,Lucario,Pikachu,Ike,Pit,To the Deluxe shelter*sees them already there*Oh...*goes in Deluxe shelter*
Tatzu:*ignoring Aly*Beside I will win look at the facts,I'm older,have the power of Fire,*pulls out Katayama.(blade of fire) *
and a big Badass sword! All you have is the power of Ice,and a pathetic sword!
Tetsu:Oh YEAH*pulls out Murasume.(blade of ice)*Bring IT!
Tatzu:Oh,I WILL!*starts an epic battle*
~In Deluxe shelter~
Fox:So how long will it last?
Ike:I say 5 days.
Pit:I say a week.
Meta Knight:More likely two days.
Pikachu:Pika!
Treal:Lucario,translate.
Lucario:He says three days,and so do I.
Aly:Nah,I'm going to go with Meta Knight,It seems like they will fight for two days.
Treal:Well lets have some fun while they fight.
Everyone:YEAH!
~2 days of fun filled 5 star resort time later~
Fox:*comes out with others*Wow MK you were right.
Meta Knight:I know,and don't call me MK.
Aly:And they took out half of Texas.*revives Texas*Were going to have some angry emails.
Tatzu:*comes out*I told him,I would win.
Aly:Yeah you did,*revives everyone*NEXT!
Sonic:*Receives Wario's credit card*Thank you!*goes off for a feast*
Pit:Thank you Mah!*hugs Mah goes hang out with Palutena*
Aly:I'll let him be immune for 5 chapters.
Lucario:No.
Aly:Sorry Lucario,you are my 3rd favorite but a dare is a dare.*hands Agoobwa(Red) a master ball*
Agoobwa:*catchs Lucario*Now it's the Best. Day. EVER.
Ganondorf:B-but I'll lose.
Aly:That's the point!
Sonic:*beats Ganondorf in 1 sec*Ha,your to slow!*Beats up Ganondorf and sets him on fire*
Aly:What with everyone getting set on fire!
Tatzu:It's cool,besides my element is Fire.
Aly:Whatever,Next!
Snake:*sighs and throws weapons off cliff*
Ness:Is it bad?
Tetsu:*shivers thinking about it*
Aly:*mummbles* You do not want to know.
Lucas:*igoring them*I guess it is not that bad.
Ness:*also igoring them*Yeah,lets get this over with.*goes with Lucas to read*
~one yaoi reading later~
Ness:*in fetal position*
Aly:Hey were Lucas?
Tetsu:He in that corner over there.*points at Lucas*
Aly:Oh,Next D- I mean TRUTH!
Yoshi:I can't digest meat,so when I swallow meat I make an egg.
Aly:Thanks for the info,I was wondering why you lay eggs too.
Shadow:I was very angry that I was an assist trophy while the blue annoyance get to be in brawl!
Sonic:HEY!
Treal:It's true! And Shadow is cooler than you!
Sonic:*sulks*
Roy:No not really,I was mad then I found out that it was Ike so I let it slide.
Aly:And that's it folks.
Tetsu:Send in the dares,and spread the word!
Tatzu*sighs*Bye.