Me no own super smash bros brawl,all me own is Me OC's and INSANITY!!!!Ahem...Lets get started!

Aly:*on Ipod,listening to hero by Nickelback*

Tetsu:*comes up to Aly*Hey,we got more dares.

Aly:*Takes off Ipod*Really?Well lets get to the studio*Leaves with Tatzu & Tetsu*

~At studio~

Aly:Hey everybody,I-

Luigi:IT'S THE DEMON,RUN!!!*everybody runs except,Fox,Meta Knight,and Lucario*

Tatzu:COME BACK NOW OR I WILL GO FRIDAY THE 13 ON YOU ASSES!!!

Everyone:*comes back Quick and quiet*

Tatzu:There,floor is yours.

Aly:Thanks,I think? Anyway I have an announcement,Treal,My cousin had to leave,and now we are down one.

Sonic:*cries tears of Joy*

Aly:So I will like you to meet,the new co-host,Narutofan12345678,or call him Jak.

Jak:*comes in*Yo.

Aly:Anyways,lets get started!

Let me just say this. I was reading through this to get an idea of Tatzus personality for my T-or-D fanfic(which i advise anyone out there with time on their hands to read) And I did NOT expect the story to be this funny. Now then on to the dares and dares.

Link: Teach me your ways *bows to link* master.
Sonic: *kicks sonic in the nuts and runs circles around him* YOURE TO SLOW YOURE TO SLOW YOURE TO SLOW YOURE TO SLOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Tatzu: Meet Naomi, an OC from my T-or-D. she's got black hair, she's one year younger than you (however old you are), She carries a big-** sword (recently), her mentor is samus, and, to make a good impression on you, she is wearing a black bikini that doesnt cover much up. Plus, here's two first class tickets to a 5-star hotel. you get the master suite.
Martha: I have also been trained by Chuck Norris. Only, I passed.

Me:ROUNDHause-

Martha: O sh(bleep)t

Me:KICK!*Roundhause KICKS Martha*

Martha: *flies off team rocket style*

Me: moving on.

Pit: Heres a cookie for you.
Captain Falcon: I can already Roundhause KICK. Teach me to Falcon PAUNCH so I can be the most deadly thing in the world besides you, Chuck Norris, and HELLo kitty.
Zelda: Look, a butterfly! *ties zelda up and hands her to link* Have fun link.

Imma go start the new T-or-D chapter now. Lates.

Narutofan12345678

Aly:Thank you for the comment!

Jak:Your welcome.

Link:OK.*Takes Jak to teach him his ways*

~One montage with Eye of the tiger playing later~

Jak:*kills Ganondorf faster than Link ever could*

Tatzu:Wow you taught him so well that he killed Ganon faster that you,I'm impressed.

Link:*Smiles*Thank you.

Tatzu:But I still hate you.

Link:*sulks*

Jak:*kicks sonic in the nuts and runs circles around him* YOUR TO SLOW YOUR TO SLOW YOUR TO SLOW YOUR TO SLOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Sonic:*crying* Oh,THE IRONY!

Naomi:*comes in*Hello Tatzu.

Tatzu:*reads dare*YES! Lets go, Later.*Takes Naomi to 5-Star Hotel*

Aly:Well there goes the number one source of torture.

Everyone:YES!

Aly:Well time to pull out the heavy artery.*Takes out Bazooka that does not have a name yet*

Everyone:OH COME ON!!!

Aly:SHUT UP! Ahem... NEXT!

Marth:*pouts*HEY! Stop ca-*Gets round-house kick and flies off Team rocket style*

Jak:BYE, MARTHA!

Marth:*flying*MARTH IS BLASTING OFF AGAINNNN,HEY!*disappears*

Pit:*Takes cookie*Thank you!

CF:Falcon!OK.*Teaches Jak the Falcon Punch*

~Another montage with Eye of the tiger playing later~

Jak:*About to punch Ganondorf*Falcon...

Ganondorf:WHY ME!

Jak:PAWNCH!*PWNS Ganon*

Ganondorf:*dies*

Jak:I'M UNSTOPABLE, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aly:I don't know to be scared or TERRORFIED!

Zelda:Where!*looks around*

Jak:*ties Zelda and Link's hand together*There.

Link*smiles*YES! First Tatzu's gone now this,I'm so happy!

Aly:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jak:Why is she screaming?

Tetsu:She likes Zelda/Ike,Link/Midna,and Link/Amaterasu(from Okami), that's why.

Jak:Oh...

Link:Yes,us being togther is her kriptonite. Quick,kiss me!

Zelda:OK,I guess.*Kisses Link*

Aly:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

Jak:*smiles*I guess I'll take over while she's out.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEXT DARES!

Thanks for the hug Pit X3
Neela: Aw... You two were made one to each other.
Shut up! To the dares and truths:

Sonic: You're my second favorite, but this is no excuse. Admit NiGHTS is way better than you in every imaginable way!
Red: Try to capture Pikachu.
Peach: Pwn Zelda in a battle on Final Destination.
Marth: Go pay a visit to a rabid of fangirls.
Meta Knight: Pass the rest of the chapter with your mask.

Charizard: You're a flame/flying type pokemon, but still your recoverie sucks. Why?
Snake: Do you have a crush on Samus?

That's all I got. I'm not very inspired.
Neela: Next time, I'll do the dares. You'll see what's real torture!
~MahNati

Pit:Your welcome!

Aly:*wakes up*All better.

Jak:I thought you were passed out!?!

Aly:Authoress powers,Duh!

Jak:Oh...

Aly:Anyways, Sonic,admit NiGHTS is better than you!

Sonic:Ha,I was Immune to bad dares,so :p

Aly:You should not do that they may torture you even harsher than before after your immunity is gone.

Sonic:*gulps*Uh-oh.

Red:I chose you,Squrtle!

Aly:You are very stupid ya know.

Red:But I beat and caught Dialga & Palkia!

Aly:Yeah because they are two easiest legendarys to catch!

Red:How do you know?

Aly:I caught Dialga in an ultra ball and Palkia in a great ball and I was just throwing it at them for kicks!(I'm telling the truth!Seriously!)

Red:Whatever,I know Squrtle can beat an over sized rat!

Pikachu:*pissed off*Pika!!*PWNS Squartle in the worst way and flips off Red*

Aly:Told you.

Red:*sulks*

Peach:OK.

Zelda:Pfft,like she can beat me.

Peach:Grr...

Aly:*teleports them to FD*OK,now,Ummm... I do not know what to say but... FIGHT,PEACH I WANT YOU TO MAKE HER CRY!!!

~One PWNED fight later~

Aly:And the winner is Peach!

Jak:Whoa,I do not want to get Peach mad!

Aly:Yeah,NEXT!

Marth:But they'll do stuff to me!*shivers*

Aly:We know... Hey how did you get back?

Marth:I really don't know...

Tetsu:*Pushes Marth to RFG(Rabid FanGirls)*Bye-Bye

Rabid FanGirls:*Takes Marth away*

Aly:You keep on getting more evil.

Tetsu:Might as well,besides it's fun!

Aly:Yeah,NEXT!

Meta Knght:No.

Tetsu:*gets shadow riffle*Do it,or else...*Points shadow riffle at him*

Meta Knight:Fine!*Takes off mask*

All females:Awww,so cute!

Peach:He's like Kirby,except blue with yellow eyes.

Kirby:*sulks that his spotlight was taken*

Meta Knight:Stop It!Warriors are not Cute!

Aly:Lets move on.

Charizard:*with translater*It's because I am-

Tetsu:Fat?

Charizard:I was going to say large.

Tetsu:Same thing.

Charizard:*glares*

Snake:*blushes*Yes.

Samus:Awww,Snake*kisses Snake*

Aly:NEXT DARES!

I'm not starting with dares this time, I'm starting with truths.
Nees and Lucus: Did you two know that Nees's Final Smash goes outward while Lucus's goes inward? And why does that happen?

Kirby: Do you speck English here?

Metaknight: Where did you get that cape?

~GiratinaB

Ness & Lucas:*stares at each other and says*I don't know?

Kirby:Yes,somehow, I do.

Meta Knight:Actually,there my wings,see.*turn cape in to wings*

Aly:That was quick... NEXT!

well this sounds fun! here's my dares
ike- admit you're cheap
sonic- tell Amy you love her
...thats all i got...have fun
~Zeni S. Master

Aly:We will,Good luck on Partners,I'm looking forward to it.

Jak:Whats Partners?

Aly:It's Zeni S. Master's new fic,where you get to chose who is your partner,I have chosen Fox.

Jak:Oh,Sounds cool!

Aly:Yep!

Ike:*mumbles*I am cheap.

Aly:What was that?

Ike:*Yells*I AM CHEAP!!!

Aly:Did you get it?

Tetsu:Yes and I'm off to post it on youtube!*Runs to computer*

Ike:Grr...*flips off Tetsu*

Aly:*summons Amy*Sonic,what were you going to tell Amy?

Sonic:Ha,I'm immune from dares!

Aly:Fine,I'll tell her.

Amy:Tell me what?

Aly:That he was to shy to tell you that he loves you.

Sonic:WHAT!?!

Amy:Awww,Sonic.*Drags Sonic away*

Sonic:*flips off Aly*

Aly:Yes,I'm evil.*takes a piece of gum out of pocket,throws away gum rapper in trash can and find*Hey I found Waldo!

Waldo:Dammit,I thought this was a good hiding place!

Tetsu:Hey Aly,you Just got two new reveiws,been favorite twiced for Author,one for fav story,and two for story alert.

Aly:Wow,I'm so happy,and since Tatzu is not here...*About to cry tears of joy until*

Tetsu:Hey you got a email,and it's from...Tatzu and Naomi!?!

Aly:Read it.

Tatzu:*in message*If you cry the tears of joy,when I come back I will kill Fox so gory even Jason will be impressed!

Naomi:*in message*Me too!

Tatzu and Naomi:Later.

Aly:Man,even when he is gone he knows when I try to cry tears of Joy!

Tetsu:What about the two reviews?

Aly:I'm sorry but my fingers are starting to be numb,so I'll put them on first thing next chapter. Tetsu,Jak you two end this I need to put my hand in some ice or something.*Goes off some where*

Tetsu:Well s-

Jak:Can I do it!

Tetsu:Fine.

Jak:Send those DARES!BYE!
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Done! Like I said Treal will be gone for a while,but he will come back soon and NarutoFan12345678 asked to be in here so there he is. Now if you want to be in it,just PM me or leave it in the review,you can be a guess host for a chapter or a host for a set amount of time(ex:5 chapters)just don't get out of hand. You my still send dares to Treal and I'll try my best to get him back so I'll hold on to them,anyways,now you can dare Jak,now I have been waiting to say this.... I FINALLY FOUND WALDO! YES! Spread the word and Send in the dares!