I do not own super smash bros brawl so...DON'T SUE ME!!
Aly:*smiles*ARE YOU READY?!DUN-DUN!(DX Theme)*punched in shoulder*Ow...
Tatzu:*comes in with Naomi*Stop singing the DX theme! Man you really need to stop watching wwe.
Aly:NEVER!!Anyway,how was your date?
Tatzu & Naomi:*a smile creeps on their faces*
Jak:I guess it went well.
Tetsu:Yep.*mumbles*Lucky bastard...
Aly:*rolls eyes*Like I said last chapter,I was excepting guest hosts and I forgot to say that you should tell me what you want to be called,and your personality. Anyway the first guest host, wouldn't u like 2 no!
Wul2n:*comes in*Hello smashers.*smiles evilly at Sonic*
Sonic:*cries*Why ME!
Wul2n:Moving on,next dares are from me.*lighting track plays*
Everyone:OH SHIT!
Aly:Who played that?
ello,smashers.i'm back 4 more pain.
mario:go kill rosalina.i hate her with a passion
luigi:become a Boo ,irony huh?
yoshi:bang your head up against a wall ?because birdo is a dude
zelda:become wario's slave -ha
samus:marth called u a dude
king triple d:go on a diet
agoobwa:learn team rocket's song n sing it
craptain:take a crap n eat it
snake:angered 't want 2 b u right now
sonic:there's someone who wants 2 see 's jackattack555.
not my best dares,but i'm tired.
~wouldn't u like 2 no
Mario:Why do-a I have to a-do that?
Wul2n:Because I TOLD YOU TO!!!Plus I hate her.
Mario:Mammamia.*goes to Rosalina*
~At the Starship(I forgot it's name)~
Rosalina:You have return,why do you have that knife?
Mario:I'm a-sorry.*stabs Rosalina*
Rosalina:*dies*
Luna:Mamma,MAMMA!*eyes turn red*KILL HIM!
Mario:OH SHI-*gets mauled by stars*
~At studio~
Luigi:*is a boo*I feel odd...*looks in a mirror*AHHHH!A GHOST*hides in a corner,but goes thru a wall*I'm a ghost!Oh,THE IRONEY!
Yoshi:What?!*hits head against wall*I don't deserve to live!*puts pistol against head*
Aly:*takes pistol*No you can't kill yourself.
Yoshi:*wags tail* Because you like me!*smiles*
Aly:Oh,HELL NO!!We just need you for dares.
Yoshi:*sobs*
Aly:NEXT!Zelda your Wario slave now.
Zelda:N-*see Tatzu's sharpening Katayama*I-I mean YES!
Wario:WAHAHAHA,Get me some garlic!
Zelda:*flips off Wul2n,and go get garlic*
Wul2n:I'm evil,NEXT!
Samus:WHAT?!*fires Zero laser at Marth*RAWR!!
Marth:WHY ME?!*gets shot by Zero laser*...*dies*
King DDD:*dies*
Jak:Why do you all die because of food?!
Kirby:I don't know...
Red:OK...*memorizes song*
Aly:... Now sing it.
Red:Ahem... Prepare for trouble...*Starts singing song*
Jak:Ugh,he sucks at singing!
Aly:Quick,someone stop it!
Tatzu:*Shoots Red with shotgun*There.
Red:*dies*
Jak:Whew,Lets move on.
CF:Falcon!WHY?!
Wul2n:Because I SAID SO,CRAPTAIN FALCON!!
CF:Falcon!*goes to bathroom for dare while crying*
Snake:*gulp,walks up to Samus*Hi Sa-
Samus:*shoots Snake out of rage*RAWR!!
Snake:*dies*
Aly:*revives Snake*Why is everyone dieing,and this is the first dare too!NEXT!
Sonic:WHAT?!He was the one who put me in this torture!I don't know if I should kill him or run like HELL!
Jack:*Comes in,smiles evilly*Hi,Sonic.*pulls out a Bazooka*NOW DIE!!!
Sonic:OH SHI-*gets blown up to death*
Aly:Thanks Jack, that made my day less annoying.*gives him a cookie*
Jack:*leaves with cookie*
Aly:NEXT DARES!!!
has dares!
Sonic: Go on a date with my OC, Kit. (NOTE: She is NOT the kind of person Amy is. She's nice, and NOT a fangirl! Hey, I'm going easy on you, Sonic!)
Treal: Meet Kim, Kit's twin! (Yet another Sonic-hater. She's pushy and aggressive, like Sam from iCarly. :D)
Shadow: Fight SpogeBob and lose. :D
~Happymystery12
Sonic:*revived, reads dare*YES!THANK YOU!*goes on a date with Kit*
Aly:Sorry,Treal is not here.
Shadow:Pfft,like I'm going to lose to a block of cheese!
Spongebob:Hey,that's not nice friend,I know what will cheer you up,a Kraby Patty!*takes out a Kraby patty*
Shadow:One,I'm not nice. Two,I'm not your friend. And three I will not cheer up with that thing!*shoots at kraby patty*
Spongbob:NOOOOOOOOOO!*Turns dark with red eyes,and deep voice*NOW,DIE!!!
Shadow:HOLY SHI-*gets PWNED*...*dies*
Spongebob:*normal,and takes patty to a hospital*
Aly:Whoa,never thought Spongebob was part evil!*revives Shadow*
Tatzu,Naomi & Jak:Yeah,NEXT DARES!
Aly:Hey that's MY line!*starts a fight with them*
Tetsu:I'll read them I guess.
I got some dares this time!
Peach: Get locked in a closet with Wario for 30 minutes. (Make sure Wario eats beans before this)
Marth: Have a cookie.
Ganondwarf: Warlock Punch your nuts XD
Wolf: Talk backwards for a whole chapter! (this like mean I and)
Ness: Admit that Lucas is a better fighter than you.
Link and Toon Link: Have a Brawl, but without your swords, bows, boomerangs, or bombs!
Zelda/Shiek: Transform after every sentence you say!
And can I guest star on chapter 7, please?
~Giratina B
Aly:Does penguins like meatballs?(Jimmy two shoes line)
Tatzu:What the hell is wrong with you?!
Aly:First of all it's a line from Jimmy two shoes,duh!And yes,Gira you can guest star.
Tetsu:*Feeds Wario beans*I'm sorry for Peach,*5 sec later*now I am not!
Jak:*Throws Peach and Wario in closet*There!*hers Peach knocking against the door*... NEXT!
Marth:Finally something good in this truth or dare!*bits cookie*
Ganondorf:B-but that will hurt!
Aly:Thats the point!
Ganondorf:FINE!Warlock PAWNCH!*punches nuts*Ow,Why ME!*cries*
Wul2n:Cry baby!NEXT!
Wolf:Fine!
Aly:that was quick,NEXT!
Ness:NEVER!
Aly:*points Blast(my bazooka)at him*
Ness:I mean,LUCAS IS A BETTER FIGHTER THAN ME!!!
Lucas:That's right,now I'm going to post this vid on youtube!*goes to computer*
Ness:Grr...*flips off Lucas*
Link:HA,you forgot shields!
Aly:So,you can't kill someone with a shield.
Link:...DAMMIT!
Aly:*teleports them to battle field*FIGHT!
~one battle that really lasted three minutes later~
Aly:And the Winners TOON LINK!
Ike:YES!Told you Snake,now give me my fifty bucks!
Snake:Dammit!*gives Ike fifty bucks*
Link:You had a beat for the fight!
Snake:Yes,and you made me lose fifty bucks. So DIE!*blows up Link*
Link:*dies*
Zelda:Fine!*transforms in to Shiek*
Jak:NEXT DARES!!
thx! ; here my pointless dares
mario- sing a song picked by Aly
luigi- become Mr L for a whole chapter
samus- gender-swap with Marth
...thats all i got...Partners should be up as soon as i get one more bio
have fun! ;)
~Zeni S. Master
Aly:I read Partners and it was great I can't wait for next chapter!
Mario:*is thrown in by stars,and barley has a face*
Aly:Gross!*revives Mario*There,Mario you have to sing a song I chose and I chose Hero by Nickelback.(I love that song!)
Mario:OK. Ahem...
~Hero-Nickelback~
I'm so high. I can hear heaven.
I'm so high. I can hear heaven.
Whoa but heaven, no heaven don't hear me.
And they say that a hero could save us.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.
Someone told me that love would all save us.
But how can that be, look what love gave us.
A world full of killing, n' blood-spilling
that world never came.
And they say that a hero could save us.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away. hi-igh-igh!
Now that the world isn't ending,
it's love that I'm sending to you.
It isn't the love of a hero,
and that's why I fear it wont do.
And they say that a hero could save us.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.
And they're watching us
(Watching Us)
They're watching us
(Watching Us)
as we all fly away.
And they're watching us
(Watching us)
They're watching us
(Watching us)
As we all fly away,
(Yeah)
Yeah.
And they're watching us
(Watching us)
They're watching us
(Watching us)
As we all fly away
(Yeah, yeah. Whoa-oh.)
Aly:*wipes tears*That song is so AWESOME!
Jak:And you sang pretty good Mario.
Mario:*smiles*Thank you.
Jak:But Chad Kroeger singes wayyyy better than you!
Mario:*sulks*
Mr.L:I'll destroy you Mario with my BR-
Aly:SHUT UP OR I WILL FEED YOU TO ELMO!!!
Mr:L:Meep.
Aly:Thats better.*switches Marth and Samus genders*For the chapter your names will be Martha and Sam.
Sam:Great,now I am a dude.
Aly:Uhh,why do you look the same Martha?
Martha:...I don't know.
Wul2n:Weird. Next dares are from me.
*yawns*so tired,but must torture the smashers.
mario:eat shigeru(your creator).why?i don't no
peach:you're a disgrace to girls everywhere
bowser:stop kidnapping peach.i mean it
wario:here,have some mexican food
samus:you're awesome.i give u immunity 4 five chapters
meta knight:i hate ,just die
craptain:falcon punch yourself in your nuts.
agoobwa:capture every legendery pokemon with just a shoe
martha:i thought chuck norris killed well,i'll go bring him here 2 see u
sonic:be injected with the phazon from metroid prime 3(samus will no what it is,if u never played it,the stuff almost killed her)
*yawns*mission 4 ,everybody!
~wouldn't u like 2 no
Mario:OK,but how do a-I do that?
Tatzu:Like this!*shrinks shigeru and gives to Mario*
Shigeru:*sounds like Issun(from Okami)or bug* HELP ME!!!
Mario:*eats him*What with out him will I-*disappears with Peach,Mr.L/Luigi,and Bowser*
Aly:*revives Shigeru*If you tell anybody about this,I WILL GIVE YOU TO DORA,ELMO,AND SPONGEBOB,AND THEY ARE ALL EVIL!!!!Do I make myself clear.
Shigeru:*pee's in his pants*YES,MA'AM!*runs away*
Aly:I'm mean. NEXT!*revives Mario, Peach,Mr.L/Luigi,and Bowser*
Peach:Why?
Tatzu:You wear a pink dress,all the time,you hit people with a golf club/fraying pan,and your strongest move in brawl is your butt,do you want me to say more?
Peach:*sob*
Bowser:NO!
Wul2n:Do it or *takes out AK-47*DIE!
Bowser:*gulp*OK,I will never kidnap Peach again!
Wul2n:That's better,NEXT!
Wario:*explodes*
Sam:*reads dare*YES!
Meta Knight:Why do I have to die,I'm the cool one!*gets shot by Wul2n*
Aly:NOOOOOOOOO,Meta Knight,you are my seconded favorite, you do not deserve to die like this!
Fox:*comes in*Hi,Aly.
Aly:Hi,Fox! Now I'm better!
CF:Falcon!NO it will hurt!
Aly:For the last time,we know it will hurt,that's the point. Now punch,or*Takes out Blast*DIE!!!
CF:Falcon PAWNCH!*punches nuts*Ow...*cries*
Aly:Why is everyone crying?!
Wul2n:Because they know that it will get worst.
Jak:Or they're big sissy's.
Tatzu:Yep,NEXT!
Wul2n:Red,go catch the legendary's with this shoe.*hands Red shoe*
Red:Yep,I'm screwed.*goes to Giratina*
Giratina(Orgin form):RAWR!
Red:*throws shoe at Giratina*
Giratina:*goes through him,gets pissed off*RAWR!!*PWNS Red with Shadow force*
Red:*dies*
Aly:Return!*returns Giratina in Master ball*
Tatzu:Wait that Giratina is yours? It looked very strong!
Aly:Yep,it took me forever to get it like that.
Jak:NEXT!
Chuck Norris:*comes in*Where is that sissy man?
Aly:*points to Martha*
Chuck Norris:Great,now he is a lady I can't hurt her! Oh well.*leaves*
Martha:Who knew being a lady can save you from stuff!
Tetsu:Lets just move on.
Wul2n:* injected Sonic when he comes in from his date, with the phazon from metroid prime 3*
Sonic:What did you injected in me?
Sam:That is the same stuff that all most killed me.
Sonic:WHAT?!*dies*
Aly:YAY, he died!NEXT DARES!
hi i am new i am EM98 i sighed up for parteners like you i picked Falco i will be called Will i for got to put what i look like but i okay i should be in mage robes i can change peoples body by temprioully evoveling them our combo is ultmate eveolution in ultimate we can fire water and air lets put them up agensit each other best one win winer gets to be in thir ultamate form for the rest of the story
me out
~ EM98
Aly:...
Jak:...
Wul2n:...
Tatzu:Did ya'll get that?
All three:Nope.
Tetsu:Neither did us.
Aly:That was easy,lets move on.
This will be good. Hehehe.
-I dare Mario to throw Bowser off a building.
-I dare Ike to say "I AM NOT CHEAP" to everyone who says he is.
-I dare Mr. Game and Watch to admit he is cheap, then fall of a cliff and die. (if he can speak english, if not, then just throw him off a cliff)
-I dare Captain Falcon to falcon punch Snake.
-I dare Kirby to suck in Captain Falcon, then falcon punch him.
(truths)
-Mario, is Luigi really as useless as he seems, or do you wish he would help you more often?
That's all i got. See ya! Hehehe.
~golfer
Mario:YES!*throws Bowser off a random building*
Random man:Ike,you are cheap!
Ike:*Yells*I AM NOT CHEAP!!*Takes out Ragnell*You want to say it again,punk.
C.M Punk:*comes in*Someone called me?
Aly:How did you get here?
C.M Punk:...I don't know.
Aly:Get out of here,besides Jeff Hardy is wayyyy cooler than you,C.M Chump!
C.M Punk:*sulks and leaves*
Jak:Werid. NEXT!
Mr.G&W:Beep!*gets a traslater*I am cheap!
Tatzu:*throws Mr.G&W off a cliff*Ow,he gave me a paper cut!*uses his powers and set Mr.G&W on fire*
Mr.G&W:*at the bottom of the cliff,dead*
CF:YES!Falcon PAWNCH!*misses Snake completely*
Snake:Did you try to hit me?
CF:No... Look a bird!
Snake:We know Falco is a bird.
CF:I mean look,an emo hedgehog!
Shadow:What did you call me?!*takes out a shadow riffle*
CF:Uh-oh*gets shot 9414844534684658484854151578 times,and dies again*
Tetsu:Whoa,Shadow's pissed!
Aly:Lets go to the next dares!*Revives CF*
Kirby:*sucks up CF and turns into CF Kirby*Falcon...
CF:Why does everyone hates me?
Kirby:PAWNCH!*Punches CF*
CF:*you know what happens*
Mario:He is a-pretty useless at a-times,but sometimes he is a-pretty helpful.*gets blown up,and dies*
Mr.L:Take that you a-stupid red plumer!
Jak:Last dares.
I did not get falco so destory who has him!same with meta knight he forgot to update if i dont get any one then you must die along with zennie s massters and ask jiggypuffs jigglypuff is in on the fun who knew i could be so evil mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
~EM98
Aly:That a long evil laugh!I'm sorry Metasaur and Mr. Benzidrine.*Shoots them with a homing missile*
Jak:Well I guess that is it.
Wul2n:Yep.
Tatzu:Well bye.
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Done! Sorry for the slow update. Me and Treal got in to a fight so I you will not see him for a long while or never again. Moving on I forgot to say that you have to tell me what you want to be called and personality to be guest host. BYE!