Aly:*comes in with Jak,Tatzu,Tetsu,and Naomi*Hey ever-

Link:Where were y-

Tatzu:SHUT THE F-

Aly:NO TATZU!DON'T SAY THAT WORD OR ELSE I WILL GIVE YOU TO DORA,BARNEY,AND ELMO!!!

Tatzu:Grr...

Aly:And for your question Link we went watch G.I Joe:Rise of Cobra.

Jak:It was AWESOME!

Link:How come you didn't take us?

Aly:Well 1.I had 5 tickets and 2. If ya'll start a fight there,I'd be banned and P. Oed !

Link:Oh...

Naomi:Well lets get started!Aly does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

Aly:*mumbles*I wish I did...

Good chapter! =D

Onto the dares!
Shadow: Run! Sora thinks you're a Heartless! (Sora comes in with the Keyblade) He'll kill you till you're dead!

~Happymystery12

Shadow:I know I won't lose to him!

Jak:That's what you said about Spongebob and then you got PWNED.

Shadow:*glares*

Sora:*comes in*Hey where am I?Wheres Donald and Goofy?

Aly:Hey Sora,can you kill that heatless over there,he is being annoying*points at Shadow*

Shadow:*glares harder*I'm not a hea-

Sora:DIE!!!*swings Keyblade at Shadow*

Shadow:Oh Shit!*dodges and runs away*

Sora:Hey! Get back here!*chases Shadow*

Naomi:While Shadow gets destroyed by Sora,lets go to the-

Aly:NEXT DARES!

First of all, I'm giving Caption Falcon immunity from dares for 3 chapters because he gets dared too much, and not just here!
Pit, admit that your neutral-B and your side-B are ultra cheep.
Aly: Go on a date with Fox.
Tatzu and Tetsu: Trade swords with each other.
(Truth) Shadow, are you goth or something?
That's all for now, see yah later.

~GiratinaB

CF:YES!

Snake:Dammit!

Pit:NEVER!

Tatzu:Do it or I'll chop your wings off and kill you slowly.

Pit:*gulps*My B moves are ULTRA CHEAP!

Aly:Tatzu,you know Mah is going to be very P.O at you for that threat you said to Pit.

Tatzu:So?

Aly:*shakes head*Poor,poor fool.

Fox:*reads dare and blushes*

Aly:What?*reads dare and blushes*

Fox:Well lets go.*takes Aly to a 5 star restaurant*

Jak:While Aly's gone,I'll be the host!Now NEXT DARES!

Tatzu & Tetsu:*switches swords*

Tetsu:*tries to lift Katayama*It too heavy!*gets burned*HOT HOT!I forgot Katayama is a fire sword!

Tatzu:*lifts Murasume with ease*Too easy.*Murasume starts to melt*I guess I'm to hot to handle it!

Tetsu:It's an Ice sword and your element is fire,Duh!

Tatzu:Whatever.

Shadow:*thrown in by Sora dead*

Sora:*panting*I...got...him...bye.*leaves*

Jak:*revives Shadow*You have a truth Shadow.

Shadow:No I am not goth!

Jak:Yeah, suuuuuuuuure.

Shadow:*glares*

Naomi:NEXT!

Didn't review last chapter. Damn. Oh well, here are..

Neela: My dares!

Samus: Go to a room filled with perve fanboys and fangirls (if you understand what type of fangirls I'm saying) in your zero suit.
Sonic: *gives a cookie* You're my favorite character. Beat the crap out of Shadow! And Aly, Tatzu or whoever can't kill and/or torture him. (Mah: Aly won't like this...)
Fox: Hit Falco with your Landmaster.
Bowser: Just die in a gory way, I hate you.
Peach: Go on a date with Marth.
Pit: *see Mah pointing a gun at her head* Ermm... pwn everyone on a flying race and have a feast with Bowser's credit card (he's king, he must have money...)
Isaac: battle Lyn in an assistant trophy brawl and win. Mah thinks Lyn is better.

Neela: There. Have fun!

Could you please leave me alone?

Neela: No.

~MahNati

Samus:*in zero suit*WHAT?!B-but they'll do horrible stuff to me! And I don't know who to be scared the fanboys or the FANGIRLS!

Tatzu:Always be scared of the fangirls.*pushes Samus into room*There.*hears tumping sounds*I going to walk away now.*walks to the other hosts/co-host*

Sonic:YES!*eats cookie,hugs Neela*Take this for stealing my fans!*Beats up Shadow*

Shadow:WHY ME?!?!

Everyone(except Aly,Fox,and Samus):Dammit!

Jak:Aly is not here.

Falco:*smiles*Netheir is Fox,so-*gets ran over by Landmaster*

Aly:*Gets out of Landmaster with Fox*Hi everyone,were back!

Tetsu:So how was the date?

Aly:It was great!

Jak:NEXT!

Mario:Can I-a do it!

Tatzu:You can never kill bowser in a gory way,I'll do it.*kills Bowser in a very gory way while Mah is pleased*

Mario:*pukes*I was-a going to-a throw him in-a lava.

Luigi:*facepalm*Idiot brother.

Marth:*looks at dare*YES!Thank you!*gives Neela a cookie and goes on a date with Peach*

Mario:NOOOOOO!*gets a game over*

Jak:Moving on.

*All smashers at starting line*

Aly:*in the sky at the finish line*Ready? Set? GO!

All the smashers took off Fox(in Arwing)was in first. Meta Knight and Pit tied for second. Wolf really didn't care and flew off some where. Kirby was in 3rd until he smelled food and also flew off some where. Snake was in 4th now 3rd but his hover thing ran out of gas,dropping Snake back to the ground.

Aly:Hey wheres Samus?

Tatzu:I pushed her into a room filled with perv fanboys and girls.

Aly:WHAT?!She had immunity you dumbass!Snake! Go save Samus!

Snake:*some how revived*I'm coming Samus!*Quits race to save Samus*

Back to the race...All the other smashers quit and sat around before they have to go back to dares.

Pit thought to himself. Dang I need to get this blue puff ball out of the way. Then a brilliant idea came to the angel,he swiped Meta Knight's mask off and before Meta Knight can respond,Pit threw the mask downward to the ground.

Meta Knight,forgetting about the race,flew downward to retrieve the mask. Pit smirked "One down..." He looked at the Arwing. "One to go." Pit said,taking out a gooey bomb and throwing it at the Arwing,getting it's right wing. Fox saw the bomb too late and tried to shake it off but his attempts were useless. He closed his eyes and ejected before the bomb explode sending the Arwing plummeting back to earth. Fox landed next to Aly,who in next to the finish line with the co-hosts. Pit smiled and flew across the ribbon winning the race. Aly approached the winner.(Please no one flame me about the paragraph)

Aly:*Angry,punches Pit*How dare you try to blow up Fox!

Pit:*recovers after punch*So,I was trying to win.

Aly:So?! If you do it again your going to get more than a punch!

Pit:*gulps*Whoa,look at that I have a feast to go to,bye!*thanks Mah for saving him from a beating from an angry Aly and the feast and leaves*

Aly:Whatever,NEXT!*Teleports Issac and Lyn to Shadow Moses island*

~One Assistant trophy brawl later~

Jak:And Issac wins! It was close too.

Ike:HA, I told you now give me my fifty!

CF:How do you know this?*gives Ike fifty bucks*

Ike:*smiles*I just know.

Jak:Next are from ME!*Lighting*

Link:Who keeps doing that?!

Aly:*looks out window,sees someones Mustang on fire*Nope,that was real.

Everyone(except hostess/co-hosts):OH SHIT!!

Awrigt! This rocks! and I will update my story soon. Alright. Dare time.

Aly: Sorry bout the "Link and Zelda" thing. I didnt know.
Samus: Im sad. *Hugz samus* hold me. kiss me. love me.
Martha: You. are. annoying. Face my NEW ultimate power: Dragon PAUNCHANKICK!! (it means punch and kick)

Thats...all i got fer now. Imma go do somethin else now. Lates.

~narutofan12345678

Jak:*scratches back of head*Yeah,sorry.

Aly:It's alright, but for the sake of everyone don't do it again.

Jak:Why?

Tatzu:*remembers it and shivers*You don't want to know.

Jak:*See Tatzu shivering*It's that bad?

Tatzu,Tetsu & Aly:*nods*

Jak:*gulps*

Snake:*comes in carrying Samus*I got her.*put Samus down*

Samus:*shivering*T-thanks S-Snake.

Jak:*glomps Samus*I'm scared. Samus hold me.

Snake:Grr...

Tatzu:*holds back Snake from killing Jak*

Samus:*Screaming(running around) saying 'It's happening again!'with Jak still hugging her*

Tetsu:It just keep getting weirder...

Aly & Fox:Yep!

Marth:*comes in with Peach*Hey ev-

Jak:*gets off of Samus*Shut the HECK UP! Dragon PAUNCHANKICK!!*PWNS Marth*

Marth:*Instant death*

Aly:Hey that's stronger than the Falcon Punch!

CF:*sulks*

Naomi:Lets move on.

me guest was a dream come ,just become i'm not here doesn't mean you're safe.

aly:how did u nail my personality?

luigi:kill mario 4 calling u useless.

wario:u now believe money is the root of all evil.

samus:you're awesome,i play u all the time

meta knight:i hate u because my friends always play u

craptain:wear a tutu

sonic:become the werehog

can i ever guess host again?

wouldn't u like 2 no

Aly:Of course! Like they say, the more,the painfuller,to the smashers!

Naomi:Who says that?

Aly:I DO!

Naomi:Oh...

Aly:I just guessed,really.

Luigi:YES!Take THIS!*shoots Mario with rocket launcher*

Mario:*gets blown up*

Snake:*takes launcher from Luigi*Don't take my stuff from me again!

Wario:Money is the root of all evil...*sees money in pockets*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!*burns money*

Samus:Yes! Thank you!

Meta Knight:*sulks*

CF:HAHA,I'm immune so =P

Aly:Why does no one understands that they will kill you after immunity?!

CF:Oh...

Sonic:*werehog*AROOOOOO!

Tatzu:Next.

yehs! i'm back from San Fran! here are my dares
Toon Link- i dare you to go see my OC (AKA you're old girl friend) Seliya who is commin to see ya [she's not mad at you]
Red- sing rick-roll
Luigi- let all the ghosts out from the mansion
thats all i got...have fun XD

Zeni S. Master

Aly:I bet it was fun. We had to canceled our trip to Seaworld.*sighs*

T. Link:OK.

Seliya:*comes in*Hi T. Link!

Aly:They look cute together.

Red:OK, ahem...We're no strangers to love...You know the rules and so d- *gets mauled by people who have been Rick rolled*

Aly:Ouch, that's going to leave a mark!

Luigi:*lets ghosts out*Finally I can go inside!

Boo:*goes up to Tatzu*BOO!

Tatzu:...

Boo:I said BOO!

Tatzu:...

Boo:Why are you not scared?!

Tatzu:1.I don't get scared easily and 2. Why would I be scared of Waldo?

Waldo:*takes off costume*Dammit I thought this costume would work!

Tatzu:Well think again!*throws Waldo out window*

Jak:*looks at last dare*Hey Aly look at this.

Aly:What?*reads*...

Die.

*starts off by casting Ultima*

~TARDISreviewer

Aly:*sighs*Yep he's still P.O at me.

Jak:About w-

*whole studio explodes*

Aly:*In a protected bubble(with Fox,Jak,Tatzu,Tetsu,and Naomi)sees Sonic dead*Ha! He wanted to protect Sonic but instead he killed him!

Tatzu:*sighs*It's going to take awhile for repairs.

Fox:Well lets end it.

Jak & Naomi:Yeah.

Tetsu:Bye!

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Done! Sorry for the slow update. My parents are keeping me from the computer(we have one computer), but not today! If ya want to be guest host then just ask,but not for ch7 because GiratinaB asked for guest host that one. And you can guest as many times as you want. That it so,bye!