Aly:Well since the Studio is under repairs.*glares at TARDISreviewer*
Jak:We have to do it at Aly's house.
Aly:Man,my parents are going to be so pissed...*sarcasm*Thanks a lot TARDISreviewer!*Looks around*Hey?Wheres Tatzu and Naomi?
Tetsu:*Points at parents room*
Aly:OH SHIT!*goes in parents room*
Tatzu:*Making out with Naomi*
Aly:*angry*Hey! DON'T DO THAT HERE!!!
Tatzu & Naomi:*still making out*
Jack:*comes in*ROAR!!!!!
Tatzu & Naomi:*stops and stares at demon*
Mario:*pees in pants*
Aly:*smiles*Nice timing!Meet the guest host of the chappie,with his demon Jack,GiratinaB or,for short,Gira!
Gira:*comes in with Jack*Hi smashers!*smiles evily*
Sonic:*crying*Not again!
Kirby:He was smiling at all of us! Poyo!
Sonic:*sarcasm*Well that makes me feel better!
Tetsu:Well lets get started,Aly does not own Super smash bros brawl.
Gira:If ya sue,I'll sick Jack on you!
Jack:*brings Crocodiles*ROAR!
Gira:Now how many times do I have to tell you,STOP BRINGING ME CROCODILES!!
Kind of hard to read some times, oh well... Oh, and I'm gonna get my first choice on partners because no one likes Diddy! Falco would of been better though...
Samus: Go commit ** on Fox, Falco, Wolf, Diddy, Donkey, and all the other animals I can't think of. (No author/authoress is allowed to hurt Samus because of this)
Donkey Kong: Give your banana stash to Diddy, he's cooler.
Snake: Go see if clone's can reproduce... use Samus. (Solid Snake is a clone in case you don't know)
Falco and Diddy: Go on a date with anyone you want, doesn't matter if its **.
Samus: Go take a pregnancy test after the above dares.
Nianque
Samus:I'm still immune.
Aly:She's right NEXT!
DK:*gives 999999999999999999999999 banana's to Diddy,crying*Goodbye,my love...
Diddy:YES!
Snake:But it's only if Samus wants to...
Samus:*sighs*Fine...*try's to go in my room with Snake*
Aly:*in front of door*No One does that in my room or I'll...SHOW YOU THE...*puts on sunshades*
DDD:*comes out of the blue*MY BIG GAY DANCE!*Does Final smash*(brawl taunts)
Samus & Snake:*sheiks in horror and runs away*
Aly:*shoots DDD*NEXT!
Falco:I'll go with P-*sees Peach being killed by Jack*I-I mean Zelda!
Zelda:What?!?!But I like L-*sees Tatzu & Tetsu shivering saying 'don't say it'*I-I mean Ike!
Ike:Booya!
Link:*sulks*Why does no one like me!
Tatzu & Tetsu:Whew!
Aly:Sorry but a dare is a dare.
Zelda:*sighs*Fine.*goes with Falco*
Diddy:I chose my bananas!*goes with bananas*
Jak:Samus is not back yet but she'll do that later,so NEXT DARES!
i'm in a giving mood dare for each is going to be long.
mario:have you no spine?peach will be kidnapped and you must NOT rescue you try,chuck norris will find you.
luigi:even though you're my favorite,i wanna see you get beat up!try to hit on samus in front of daisy.
peach:using your servants as human let's see how you like it when toad becomes the smasher and you become his shield.
bowser:you have survived a lot of ,see if you can survived the rage of chuck norris.
d.k:suffer your worst nightmare!a world with no bananas,just banana peels.
diddy:to test the power of your the barrel of the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
yoshi:since you were dating a dude,you shall now become a dudette.
wario:since you're so fat,you shall now meet your arch-enemy,richard simmons!
link:called every player in the NFL a sissy and see what happens.
zelda:what to do to you?oh,i know!profess your undying love to ganondork.
ganondork:since your a the dance of the sugarplum fairy.
toon link:you have bug a bug and bug the hosts.
samus:you're so awesome that i'm taking away your immunity that i gave you and you get to eat your fingernails and toenails in place of it.
pit:since you're a angel,you're going to be turned into angel food cake.
ice climbers:you two have one game and it was called ice each other to see who becomes the lone ice climber.
r.o.b:hi,wall-e!hey,wait a minute,you're not ,you wall-e imposter,die!
kirby:you can suck up a lot of ,see if you can suck jupiter.
king d.d.d:you're no king just becauses you say you killed by a waddle dee rebellion.
meta knight:be killed by your ship who is megatron who thinks you're optimist 's irony at it's finest.
olimar:you seem to be friends with the pikmin,so i want you to eat them.
fox:use slippy's new invention,the atom scramblers.
falco:have all your feathers plucked,1 by 1,then go to k.f.c.
wolf:you need a real happy the clown for fox(who is still ugly because of his dare)birthday party.
craptain:as soon as your immunity is up,the blue falcon will start sinking in the ocean and as they say,the craptain must go down with his ship.
pikachu:you bum!how can you be the most famous and yet suck so bad?become a member of team rocket,so everyone will hate you.
red:to hurt your rep even the impossible and lose a battle to team rocket.
lucario:you look like a dog to me,so start acting like a dog.
jigglypuff:you suck!go into your anti-fans.
ike:your sword seems it to chop off your manhood.
martha:you so wimpy that you would lose to spongebob in a contest of fact,do that.
ness:snake's boss guy said you were a good him wrong and become a bad boy.
lucas:when you grow up,you're going to become a get started on that now.
mr.g&w:since your 2-d,see if you can hide from chuck norris.
snake:you sicko,you wanted to eat you're going to be fried,k.f.c served for dinner.
sonic:suffer every torturing dare you've ever received in truth or dare fic in 1 second.
aly:can i guess host again on ch.8?
was now i shall continue torturing sonic for my entertainment next time,
that is all.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.for now
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Aly:That may be the longest dares yet!And yes,yes you can.
Gira:Bowser,you have to kidnap Peach,again...And Mario can't save her.
Bowser:YES!*looks around*Hey,where is-*Sees Jack licking Peach's blood*Oh...
Gira:NO!Bad demon!
Jack:*sulks and leaves*
Aly:*cleaning up mess*Dang demons,always eating pink princesses...*keeps on ranting*
Jak:*revives Peach*
Bowser:*takes Peach*BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario:Meh.
Jak:You don't care?
Mario:I-a can't-a. Besides she-a never give me-a anything...
Luigi:WHAT?! If I am your-a favorite why do-a that?!
Gira:Because he's mean.
Jak:*summons Daisy*
Samus:*comes in with Snake*
Luigi:*gulps*Umm,Samus can I-a go on a d-
Snake:*So angry that it put the angriest person to shame*HOW DARE YOU!!!
Luigi:B-but it was a dare...
Snake:*in a deep Ganon voice*YOU MUST DIE!!!!!*PWNS Luigi so hard that he fly's to the sun,and made a hole thru the roof*
~On the sun~
Luigi:*dead*
~At Aly's house~
Daisy:Serves him right!*leaves*
Aly:*hits Snake with a Piko Piko hammer(like Amy's but red and blue,I'll call it Reddust)*Dang!We just fix that from the Ike damages!!!
Ike:*busts through a wall*Someone called me?
Aly:*hits Ike in the head with Reddust*THE HURRICANE YOU IDDIOT!!!
Ike:Oh...
Aly:Grr,next dares.*goes repairs wall and roof*
Gira:*gives Samus pregnancy test*
Samus:I'm on the pill.
Aly:*hits Samus & Snake with Reddust*
Samus & Snake:What was that for?!
Aly:One,ya ruined the dare and two,Treal just PWNED me with Snake for the first time beating Fox...PWNED!*sulks*
Fox:That was the worst beating ever!
Snake:HAHA,I PWNED you and Fo-*sees Aly super mad*I should run,right?
Aly:*Nods,turning Reddust huge*
Snake:! *runs with Aly and Reddust hot on his heels,out of the house*
Gira:I'll take over while she's gone,NEXT!
Bowser:*with Peach,comes in*Mario didn't come...
Peach:*angry,slaps Mario*Thats for not saving me.
Mario:*unfazed*Meh.
Toad:YAY!
Peach:What?!?! B-but I may die!
Gira:Chill,he may chose someone weak...
Toad:I chose Shadow!
Gira:...Or be stupid and chose someone that will kill him.
Shadow:Prepare to die!
Toad:*takes Peach*Bring it!
Shadow:*super Shadow*Chaos...
Peach:I hate you all!
Shadow:BLAST!!!!
Peach:*instant death*
Toad:*runs away crying*
Shadow:Humph,you are all weak!
Jak:Says the one that was PWNED by Spongebob and Sora!
Shadow:*glares*They said I had to lose.
Gira:Whatever,NEXT!
Tatzu:Hey Chuck! Bowser said a dude named Bob is wayyy stronger than you!
Chuck Norris:*comes in*WHAT?!?!
Bowser:I didn-
Chuck Norris:YOU MUST DIE!!!!
Bowser:OH-
Chuck Norris:*round-house kick Bowser*
Bowser:*So PWNED that there is nothing left of him*
Bob:*comes in*B-but I am cooler than Chuck Norris...
Jak:How dare you insult my master!
Sonic:*shocked*Didn't see that coming!
Tatzu:He said that he was a student to him in "New co-host and I finally found Waldo!"!
Sonic:Oh...
Jak:Dragon PAUNCHANKICK!!*punch and kicks Bob*
Bob:*Dead*
Chuck Norris:Well done,student.*leaves*
Gira:NEXT!
DK:WHAT?!?!*goes in fetal position,sucking his thumb*
Tatzu:*rolls eyes*Didn't see that coming.
Diddy:*comes back*Fine.*sticks popgun in mouth and pulls the trigger*Mmm,peanuts.
Banana:(his date)How dare you cheat on me with a Peanut,IN FRONT OF ME!*hops off crying*
Diddy:Wait!It was a dare!*chases her(banana)*
Gira:N-Next...
Yoshi(girl):Wait if I,a former dude,turn in to a girl and date a dude that is what Wul2n says is a dude,does that mean I'm gay?
Gira:Ugh,my brain hurts,just go!*puts Yoshi in a canon and shoots him some where*
Naomi:Next!
Richard Simmons:*comes in*Who c-*sees Wario*We meet again,Fat one.
Wario:YOU! I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING TO DO YOUR ANNOYING EXERCISES!!!
Richard Simmons:You must!
Wario:NEVER!*gets on bike and drive off*
Richard Simmons:Get back here!!!*goes after him*
Tatzu:Weird,next.
Link:*gulps,and goes to an NFL team*
~At Pittsburgh~
Link:*gulps,says something no one heard,and goes to Pittsburgh Steelers*HEY,Steelers suck and should have not won the super bowl,and I rather see Dora than seeing ya'll play!
Charlie Batch:I would bash your face in if you weren't a girl.
Link:FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A GIRL!!!
Dennis Dixon:Well then,LETS GET HIM!!!*him,the Steelers and the fans attack Link*
~At Aly's house~
Gira:I wonder were is Aly and Snake at?
Samus:She better not hurt or do anything to Snake,or I'll kill that bit-
Tatzu:You better watch what you say or else she'll kill you very badly.
Samus:Does this look like I care?*points at her bored face*
~Somewhere else~
Snake:*in a random room with doors locked*I know she can find me here!
Aly:*Breaks down the doors w/Reddust*I'M HHHHEEEEERRRRREEEEE!
Snake:OH CRAP! HAVE MERRCY!!!
Aly:Hah,hah,HAH!*beats up Snake and drags him back to My house*Who's Laughing NOW!
~At Aly's House~
Zelda:*comes in w/Falco*WHAT?!?! NO! NEVER!!!
Ganondorf:Ya know you want to!*Smiles and flexes what he thinks is muscles*Hey! They are muscles!!!(NO,they are not,Ganond***)Hey,don't call me that!It hurts...*sniff*(Just shut up,cry baby!)*sulks*
Jak:Do it or I'll...I'll...
Gira:Feed you to Jack!
Jak:Yeah that.
Zelda:*sees Jack*I LOVE GANONDORF!!!
Ganondorf:Ye-*reads dare*WHAT?!?!B-
Jak:Ya know what!I'm tired of the same routine with ya'll so...CO-HOST POWERS!!*hypnotizes Ganon into thinking he is a sugar plum fairy*
Ganondorf:*dances badly*
Aly:*comes in with Snake*Eww...*shoots Ganon*
Samus:WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!?!
Snake:*shivering*She took my soul...
Aly:I gave him the beating of his life!
Samus:DI-*Gets shot and dies*
Aly:*blows barrel*NEXT!
T. Link:*Turns in to bug*Buzz!*Flies to Tatzu and gets Burn*...*dies*
Tatzu:Told you I'm hot.
Tetsu:Whatever,NEXT!
Aly:*revives Samus and give her dare*
Samus:WHAT?!?!WHY?!
Gira:Because he said so,now Eat!
Samus:*mumbles*I hate you hosts/co-hosts.*eats Toe nails,fingernails*Ugh this is Awful! Who's are theses?
Tatzu:*smirks*Thanks for the Toe and fingernails,Sonic.
Sonic:No prob!
Samus:I'm going to be sick!*Runs to bathroom puking*
Aly:*cleaning trail of puke*Dang bounty Hunters eating hedgehogs nails and puking...
Pit:*Angel food cake*I can't move!
Kirby:I'm hungry! Even after I ate Aly's fridge. Yay,CAKE!
Pit:No Kirby I'M P-*gets eaten*
Kirby:That was good...*sees Aly coming at him angry*Uh-oh.*runs*
Aly:Get back here,Marshmallow! For eating my fridge!*chases Kirby*
Popo:I can't kill Nana!
Nana:But I'll kill you!*Stabs Popo,till he's die*MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gira:Didn't see that coming!
Jak:Yeah!NEXT!
ROB:What humans say,OH SH-*gets blown up by A random person*
Kirby:*sucks up Jupiter and explodes freeing Jupiter and Pit*
Pit:*normal*I'm free!
Aly:That's what the puffball deserves!
Gira:NEXT!
Waddledee:Attack my BROTHERS!*mauls DDD*
Aly:*cleans up mess*Dang rebels killing fat blue penguins...
Halberd:*turns into Megatron*DIE Optomus!
Meta Knight:Crap.*gets mauled,bad*
Aly:Stupid robots destroying blue puffballs..*cleans MK's body*
Gira:Aly will do the rest next Chapter.
Naomi:NEXT DARES
Ok, THAT was hilarious. Ill cut to the chase, and by chase, I mean DARES!
Samus: *gives her love-for-me potion* heres your favorite drink, a *thinks*...low fat chocolate shake with a strawberry twist
Naomi: After Samus loves me, sing the best friend song to me.
Aly: Eh, What the hell, go on another date with fox to...
wait for it, wait for it...
Japan!
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Samus:Thats my fav!*drinks potion,sees Jak*Hi Sexy!
Jak:Yes!
Snake:*in fetal position still*
Naomi:Ahem...
~One best friend song later~
Aly:That was good!
Naomi:Thanks!
Fox:*blushes*But they won't let me in the places...
Aly:We will do the same thing on our date,*turns Fox human*there.
Jak:That's how you got in the restaurant.
Aly:Yep!Now lets go.*goes in Arwing with Fox to Japan*
Gira:Next!
pst *looking through a hole* hey. My bro was spying on me so heres the second part to my dares.
Wario: Just go die, I hate you, and all your dares are doubled for this chapter. unless its immunity.
Luigi: You get immunity for 3 chapters cuz you rock.
Captain: Same as luigi
Samus: Same as Luigi
Link: Same as Luigi
Aly: I still feel sorry for the "link and zelda" thing, so 1 heres a cake and 2 show me that "really bad" video Tatzu shivered at.
Mr G&W: beep beep beep bep. beep beep beep?
Marth: *wistles and pushes him off a cliff*
Luigi: PWN Mario in a final smash-off, cuz you rock.
This is getting long now.
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Wario:*comes in*I lost Richard!*gets blown up*
Jak:*with bazooka*MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Luigi:*comes in*Yes!
Gira:How are you alive?
Luigi:I don't know...
CF:YES!
Samus:Yes! And my present is this!*makes out with Jak*
Jak:*thumbs up*
~In Japan~
Aly:Hey Fox,I just received a apology cake!
Fox:Cool,lets eats some.
Aly:OK*eats a piece of cake*Yum!
Fox:Yum!
~At Aly's House~
Mr G&W:Beep,bloop,bleep*rings bell*
Jak:*still making out to respond*
Snake:*cries*
Marth:He still making out...
Gira:*kicks Marth off a cliff*But I can!
Luigi:*PWNS Mario*Easy.
Gira:LAST DARES!
*looks everywhere* That's it! I finally despited her! Mira-
Lola: Hey Mah!
Great, first I get rid of Neela, and now you appear?
Lola: Yup! She asked me if I could stick on you until she's back.
... No comments.
Pit: Have a... Lola, what's the name for this?
Lola: I think there isn't an english name for this.
Pit: We'll, screw it! Have a paçoca (it's a type of sweet) and tell me if you liked it.
Tatzu: Even tough I didn't like your threat, Neela would probably freak out if I do something wrong with you, so I forgive you.
Yoshi: Pass the chapter in your final smash form and destroy whoever you want.
Marth: Just jump in a fangirl pit.
Wario: Go play a little game with Jigsaw.
Lola: Is that all?
I'm not feeling very creative. Besides, I have to sleep now!
MahNati
Pit:*Eats paçoca*Best. Food. Ever! Thanks Mah!*hugs Mah*
Tatzu:Thanks Neela.*sexy smirk and wink*
Yoshi:Well Wario and Mario is dead so...
Marth:*revived*Why can't you leave me dead?!*jumps in to Fangirl pit*
Gira:Because it's fun!
Wario:*revived*I hate this!*disappears randomly*
Gira:That's it
Jak:*stops making out*Wait! No one told me about the thing Tatzu shivered at!
Tatzu:Well it's what happened to Aly when she heard in PitFTW fic that Zelda was pre-You know what,I'll show you the video of it.*takes Jak to the flat screen and shows him the vid of what happened to Aly*
Gira:Well lets end this.
Tetsu:Yep.
Gira & Tetsu:Bye.
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Done! What was Jak looking about Aly? When will Aly and Fox come from Japan? Are Aly and Fox starting to liking each other? Find out next time in Dragon bal- I mean Chapter 8!