I own the video game but not the series/idea's/brawl's people.
Aly:*comes in Studio with Fox*Well the studio is back together.*see's part of the ceiling fall on Sonic*Sorta...
Tetsu:*Sees three Pits saying the F word so many times*Mah's Pit,AJ's Pit,and Ruby's Pit is fighting again and saying F-word,that get's annoying.
AJ,Mah,& Ruby's Pit:*flips off Tetsu*
Tetsu:And AJ's Jiggly he-Wait!AJ'S JIGGLYPUFF IS HERE?!?!
AJ's Jiggly:Yes and I will DESTROYYYYYYYYY YOU!!!
Aly:Uh-oh!*teleport Jiggly out of there*That was close.
Tetsu:Yeah.
Tatzu:*arm around Naomi*Yeah.
Jak:*In the corner in fetal position*Find happy place...
Aly:Showed him the video?
Tatzu:Showed him it.
Aly:Poor guy...*reads reviews*Well we have a double whammy!Two Guest host's! Ya'll know Wul2n?
Sonic:*Rubs head*Nah...OF COURSE WE DO!!!!
Aly:Well he will be Nick(his real name)now here he is.
Nick:*shoots Sonic*Yo smashers.
Jak:*still in fetal position and hands or throws Aly the card*
Aly:And Jak says "And our guest host for a few chappies Faedra369 or Fae!!"
Fae:Hi!Lets get started!
Nick:With the rest of my dares.
olimar:you seem to be friends with the pikmin,so i want you to eat them.
fox:use slippy's new invention,the atom scramblers.
falco:have all your feathers plucked,1 by 1,then go to k.f.c.
wolf:you need a real happy the clown for fox(who is still ugly because of his dare)birthday party.
craptain:as soon as your immunity is up,the blue falcon will start sinking in the ocean and as they say,the craptain must go down with his ship.
pikachu:you bum!how can you be the most famous and yet suck so bad?become a member of team rocket,so everyone will hate you.
red:to hurt your rep even the impossible and lose a battle to team rocket.
lucario:you look like a dog to me,so start acting like a dog.
jigglypuff:you suck!go into your anti-fans.
ike:your sword seems it to chop off your manhood.
martha:you so wimpy that you would lose to spongebob in a contest of fact,do that.
ness:snake's boss guy said you were a good him wrong and become a bad boy.
lucas:when you grow up,you're going to become a get started on that now.
mr.g&w:since your 2-d,see if you can hide from chuck norris.
snake:you sicko,you wanted to eat you're going to be fried,k.f.c served for dinner.
sonic:suffer every torturing dare you've ever received in truth or dare fic in 1 second.
was now i shall continue torturing sonic for my entertainment next time,
that is all................................................................................for now
~Wouldn't u like 2 no
Olimar:B-but they are my friends,with out them people out there will call me a freak...
Random man:*outside studio*Freak with a dumb space gear.
Olimar:*Orders pikmins*
Random man:*gets brutality killed by pikmins*
Nick:Eat them or... I'll let Red sing!
Red:Hey!
Olimar:I HATE YOU ALL!!!*takes off space helmet but dies*
All pikmin:*Dies in instantly*
Fae:Poor Olimar died by... what did he die by?
Aly:He needs mefiline(I know what it it is called but don't know how to spell it)to live,our air is poison to him.
Fae:Oh,so that's why he has that helmet
Jak:*still in fetal position*
Nick:Uhhh,I don't want to know...next!
Fox:Uh what does it do?
Slippy:Uh,you push this and*messes up Fox's face*oops...
Fox:DAMMIT SLIPPY!!!Can you do anything right?!?!?!?!?!?!
Slippy:...*sulks*Noo...*leaves*
Fae:*raises hand*Can I do it!
Nick:*hands Faedra feather pucker*Sure,knock yourself out!
Fae:*smiles evilly*
Falco:Ah crap.
~One Feather plucking later~
Nick:*sends Falco to KFC*I'm not eating that chicken.
Aly:NEXT!
Wolf:Grr...*becomes a clown*HAPPY BIRTHDAY,FOX!!
Fox:*still with ugly face**pushes cake in Wolf's face*HA!
Wolf:Grr...Damn Fox McClould!
Fae:I wonder if Aly is pissed about Fox's face?
Aly:*staring in to space*
CF:Still have immunity!
Nick:Dang! Next!
Pikachu:*becomes apart of Team Rocket*Pika!
Ash:Pikachu! How could you!*runs away crying*
Pikachu:Chu...
Fae:Pikana is going to kill you Wul2n/Nick.
Aly:Next!
Red:But it imposseble!
Aly:Well still... get to it!
~One slow battle later~
Tatzu:It doesn't look like it will end...
Aly:Good timing to use my new toy...The Celestial Blade!
*Pulls out of it's sheathe,a long blade silver blade with a light red hilt,the hilt is in the shape of wings,along the blade is the symbols of the Celestial brush gods,imbued with the celestial brush gods powers(Yes I'm crazed with Okami) *
Aly:Lets see...Bakugami's explosion!
*The blade receives a white and red glow and a presence of a large white boar with red markings and on top of a cherry bomb with little pigs following him with a stick on fire(Bakugami)The Boar jumps down from the bomb and lets the little boars lights the bombs fuse and Bakugami hits the bomb at Red exploding on contact *
Red & his pokemon:*Dead*
Team Rocket:*flies off*
Pikachu:PIKA!!!*flies off with them*
Aly:Oops a little to explosive...
Nick:Yeah. Lucario,act like a dog.
Lucario:*gets on all fours*Woof!
Nick:Haha!
Ike:*wimpers and goes in bathroom*...*lots of bloodcurdling screams occurs*
Marth:I can take him!
~One tough off later~
Aly:And Spongebob wins!
Spongebob:Yeah mother-*A truck passes by*er!
Aly:That was close!
Tetsu:Yeah how ironic is that!
Ness:*puts on sunshades and pulls out a Beebe gun*Who said I was good?
Fae:O...K...
Lucas:So I have to be a hobo?
Nick:Yeah.
Lucas:So,I don't go to school and get to eat out of the trash,right?
Fae:Thats right!
Lucas:That... is... AWESOME!!!*goes to a nearby trash can*
Aly:o_O
Jak:*still in fetal posistion*
Nick:N-Next!
Chuck Norris:Where that 2D guy? Some random voice told me to attack him.
Mr. G&W:*turns sideways*
Chuck Norris:...Nope,can't find him.*Leaves*
Nick:Dang Mr. G&W with his 2D strategy's...
Fae:Next!
Snake:*still in fetal position from last chapter*
Nick:*whistles and kicks Snake in to a fryer*Next.
Fae:Here Sonic here's a list of Dares from all of your ToD's*hands him a list*
Sonic:*revived*That's it? That's easy!
Fae:Actually that's the smallest list there's tons more were that came from!*points to a mountain*
Sonic:Holy s-
Nick:Start... now!
Sonic:*does one dare in a sec*
Nick:FAIL!!!*Shoots Sonic*
Sonic:*blows up*
Nick:More dares from me!
Mario:Mammamia!!
only a few dares this time.
everyone:no more immunity for anyone,'s takes away from the funnyness.
samus:i have a bounty for you to me countney's(from tda)head on a silver platter,she's responsible for owen's departure.
craptain:become 100% crap
sonic:meet a chuck norris/mr. t/jackattack/amy rose/chris mclean hybrid who's very mad at you.
the new wouldn't u like 2 no
Everyone(but guest hosts/co-hosts/hostess):WHAT?!?!
CF:With out Immunities,I gonna die!
Samus:Damn.
Sonic:*he's still dead but some how has flipped off Nick through death*
Aly:Immunities are now dissolved.
Nick:Samus kill Courtney from TDA.
Samus:Oh that girl who tried to sue me for a small tiny scratch on her car?... It will be my pleasure!*goes to Courtney*
Aly:Lets watch it!
Nick & Fae:Yeah!*turns on TV*
~At TDA~
Chris:OK campers since Courtney took Owen out-
Nick:*from studio*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chris:Looks like Courtney is her to stay.
Nick:*still at studio*BOOOOOOOO!! You suck Courtney!!! Owen ROCKS!!!
Aly:Hell yeah!*high fives Nick*
Courtney:Ha! Now I will win!
Samus:*comes in*Not so fast!
Courtney:You! You can't do anything to stop me from winning!
Samus:Oh yeah?! This is for the lawsuit!*chops off Courtney's head off*
Duncan:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*sees everyone starring at him*I-I mean awesome! Blood! Gore!!
Samus:*takes Courtney's head and leaves*
Chris:Were going to get a lot of rating!
Heather:For Courtney's death?
Chris:No. For Samus Aran's appearace! One appearance from her and ratings pore in!
Owen:*comes in*Can I come back?
Chris:Sure! More money for me!
~At Studio~
Nick:Best. Episode. YET!!!
Aly:Double Hell Yeahz!*High fives Nick*
Samus:*gives Nick Courtney's head*
Nick:*burns her head and dances around it*The wicked witch is dead! THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!! Here.*hand Samus a cookie*
Samus:Thanks.
CF:Oh crap.*turns in to crap*
Aly:*revives Sonic*Sonic you have to fight Chuck Norris,Mr.T,and J-J-*starts crying*JACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Sonic:Why is she crying about him?
Tatzu:His fic got deleted...it was the only fic that made me smile and Keybladeboy's fic,and you know it's hard for me to smile!
Sonic:YE-*gets killed by Chuck Norris/Mr. T/Jackattack/Amy rose(who was hypnotized)/Chris Mclean hybrid and Jack's fans which is a lot*
Aly:*still crying*
Nick:Damn you Lord Kelvin...
Aly:*sniff*Next...*start crying again*
Fae:Next are mine.
Hey there! I read this and forgot to review the first time I saw so! But here I am again, caught up! Ok, reviews...
Martha: Admit on worldwide tv, and have me use my awesome psycic abilities and send it to everyones brains, in and out of the universe, that you ARE a girl!
Zelda and Ike: go join Barney for 3 episodes. (hide a secret camera in the studio so we all can see. they dont know about this.)
Diddy, DK, and Yoshi: You guys are awesome/ *hands them all food.
Roy: Take that. *wacks him on the head. And that. *waccks him on the head again. (if he asks what that was for, kill him in the most goriest way possible. he does not know this.)
Link: Why does your hat always stay on, i mean the world would explode and it still wouldnt come off. why? After you answer this, join Zelda and Ike and do 6 episodes.
Kirby and Pichu: You guys are awesome. go party with elmo.
Tetzu and Tetsu: Change your names to Bob and Bobette. (Aly can decide on who's name is whos. also notice that Bobette is a girl name.)
Olimar: Kill all the possible ways to get your pikmen back, then kill them.
who else who else who else o!
Samus: get all of your suit back then destroy it. it is almost impossible to get it back. there is only one way to get it back. Become the permanant actor for Barney, impossible to switch, and haave everything perfect.
Snake: Laugh uncontrollably at Samus the whole time she does her dare.
Craptin Falcon: *passes poisoned cookie that doesnt look poisoned.* Here, your cool.
Peach and Pit: switch names with out anyone knowing.
Red: try fighting Crazy Hand and Master Hand without ANY weapons, items, pokemon, anything.
Lucas: Do you use hair gel?
Very long. Later.
~ Faedra 369
Marth:But I'm not a girl...
Fae:That's the point! To humiliate you!*hypnotizes Marth*
Marth:*In a room with millions of camera's*I am a girl!
Reporters:*Starts talking*
~Random place~
Random girl:YES! I knew it! Now Marth and Ike can be together!
~At Studio~
Aly:*gets up*Dang I hate yoai!
Tetsu:Are you better about J-*Gets mouth covered*
Aly:*burst to tears*JJJAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tetsu:Dang it.
Zelda & Ike:WHAT?!?!
Ike:First Nick makes me cut off my manhood,*Glares at Nick*now this! What did I do to you?!
Fae:Your got in brawl a torture was bond to happen to you!!!
Ike:So that's what MH was talking about...*goes w/Zelda to barney*
~At Barney studio~
Barney:Hey kids, today we have two very big kids!*mutters*I think there mental...
Zelda:Please Kill me.
Ike:All because I fight for my friends...
Barney:Can you sing our song?
Zelda & Ike:*smirks*
Ike:I'll go first! Ahem...*in singing voice*I hate you-
Zelda:*also singing*You hate me.
Zelda & Ike:Lets get together and kill Barney!
Zelda:With a AK-47 and-
Barney:Ya'll are douche bags!
Ike:*shoots Barney*Shoot him through his head!
Zelda & Ike:Now were glad that Barney's dead!(I think that's how it goes)
Kid #1:Yes he is finally dead!
Kid #2:Now we can leave this retarded show!!
Director:No because we have a back up Barney!
Zelda & Ike:SHIT!
~At Studio~
Fae:Ha! Now it's educational!
DK,Diddy,Yoshi:YES!*starts eating food*
Kirby:*drools at food*
Fae:*hits Roy*Take that.
Roy:Ow!
Fae:*hits Roy again*And that!
Roy:Ow! What wa-
Tatzu:*goes Rambo on Roy*
Fae:Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!
Link:Um...
~Flashback~
Tool man:There now I'll go get *random thing here* and I'll set down the "super hard to get off glue that is not hair gel" here*leaves*
Link:*with out hat and messed up hair*Oh hair gel!*puts super glue on hair and put hat back on*
~End flashback~
Tatzu:Retard.
Link:I needed hair gel!
Tatzu:And you grabbed glue!That said it was glue and not hair gel!
Link:...Damn*reads other half*No one likes me.*goes to Barney studio*
Pichu:Yay?
Kirby:Were screwed,poyo!
Elmo:*comes and takes the two*
Fae:Well I'll choose since Aly is still crying...
Aly:DAMN YOU LORD KELVIN!!!*tears shoot so strong it cut's Mr. G&W in half*
Mr. G&W:*Dead*
Fae:Tatzu,you will be Bob and Tetsu will be Bobette.
Tetsu:Why me?!
Fae:How Tatzu killed Roy creeped me out that's why!
Tetsu:Grr...
Nick:*revives Olimar & Pikmin*
Fae:Olimar kill your pikmin.
Olimar:*kills Pikmin*Now I have no friends.*goes Emo*No one likes me in this world of sorrow...
Samus:My suits!*hugs suits and they explode*Aw damn!
Fae:The only way you can get it back is...*whisper to Samus*
Samus:Dang!
~At Barney(again)~
Director:Can you please stop killing Barney # 39!
Link:*chop off Barney # 39's head*NEVER! This one said I was Gay and wore a dress!*spits on corpse*
Director:And you two stop trying to kill the barely alive Barney #35!
Barney #35:I hate my life!
Ike & Zelda:*sets Barney #35 on fire with Ragnell and Din fire*He's not alive now!
Random person:*whisper to director*
Director:Finally one more Barney! #35 Was our last one! Well lets hope this one is good!
Barney #40(Samus):Alright kids and smashers sit down NOW!
Link,Ike,& Zelda:MAKE US!
Barney #40:*pulls out gun and shoots Link*
Link:*stunned*Holy SHIT! It's SAMUS!!!
Barney #40:Ya damn right it's me! Now sit the (beep) down!(they are on Tv so they blocked it out)
Smashers & kids except Link:*sits down fast*
Barney #40:Now for some "learning".
~At Studio~
Aly:*still crying*WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!!!
Fox:*with normal face*Why is she crying?
Nick:Jack's fic was deleted.
Fae:I think she's just going to keep crying.
Fox:*hugs Aly*It's alright... Somebody will kill the trolls,flamers and Lord Kelvin for being douche bags and not leaving Jack alone.
Aly:*sniff*Thanks Fox.*revives Snake*
Snake:*watch Barney*Must...control...laughing at...SAMUS!*laughs and then blows up*
TV(Samus):That's for laughing Snake!
Nick:*turns Craptian Falcon normal*
CF:Thank you!*eats cookie and chokes*Air...Air!
Fae:*Shows poison*
CF:Damn...Yo-*dies*
Peach:Well It's could be worse.
Pit:Yeah we could be like Jak...
Jak:*in emo corner now*
Nick:How did he...never mind.
Aly:*revives Red*
Red:I'm screwed.
Fae:Shut up Jackass!
Red:Why must you call me what PitFTW calls her Red.
Fae:Because it's fun!
MH:*pokes Red*
Red:*Explodes*
MH:Wow.
CH:Me LiKe CaNDy!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!one one!!!!!!!111!!I'm bI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aly:0_o
Nick:O...K...
Tetsu:Weird...
Tatzu:That's right Bobette.
Tetsu:*glares*
Lucas:*comes out of trash can*Nah I use chicken & pig fat!
Fae:Is that sarcasm?
Lucas:No I'm telling the truth!
Everyone but Lucas:*Goes to the other side of the studio*
Lucas:What?!?!
Fae:That's gross!
Aly:NEXT!!!
Way too hard to read, and all of the characters are getting immunities...
Diddy: Heres an emergency phasing device if your about to die for what ever reason.
Pichu: you are Diddy's personal slave, oh and I gave Diddy a thunderstone if your really faithful!
Zelda(or Samus if you throw the dang immunities!): Do the dares Samus didn't do in my past review, except leave Diddy out of it.
Now I don't have Samus to pick on because of stupid Immunities..
~Nianque
Aly:Imunities are gone.
Smashers(except Samus,Ike,Zelda,& Link):*glares and Nick*
Tv(Samus,Ike,Zelda,Link):*glares and flips off Nick*
Nick:Immunities are not fun!
Diddy:*takes device*Yay! Someone likes me!
Aly:Sorry Pichu,Samus,and Zelda aren't here,*sees Pichu & Kirby thrown in with change colors and no face*well Pichu is here now.*revives Pichu*
Pichu:Everyone hates me!
Diddy:Now get me some banana's!
Pichu:But you had a mountain a week ago!
Diddy:Yeah and now they are gone! Now go get me some!*waves Thunderstone*
Pichu:Grr...*goes find banana's*
Aly:Well that's a rap!*calls someone*
~At Barney~
Barney #40:*on phone*OK.*talks to audience*If you like ToD's,Ask fic,chatroom fic's then go to the new wouldn't u like 2 no or Ra the Author's forum(or both) and sign the petition on there to allow the fic's thank you for listening to this message.
~At studio~
Fae & Nick:Bye!
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The horrible has happened... Jack's fic was deleted T^T. And we need to show that we on this site love ToD's and Ask fic's so please anyone out there please sign the petition at the new wouldn't u like 2 no's forum and/or at Ra the Author's forum and go on my profile where I will put the forum's links. Thank you for reading this message. Bye.
