Thanks to Noctra for the idea of a pet jaguar that cantalk, fly, and cure most illnesses.

Sokka: -Sarcastically- Yeah, thanks a lot!

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar, because if I did, then there would be an episode about Sokka making out with the moon. I also do not own Weird Al Yankovic, or a monkey named Jerry.

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"Welcome to... Well, you get the idea." Momo said.

"You said that there would be a Mary Sue in this?" asked Jet

"Yep." said Lightning

"I like Mary Sues." Sokka said dreamily.

Everyone gasped.

"What?" Sokka asked. "They're hot. They annoy me, but still..."

"This time," Lightning said, "Let's read the message before the Fanfic.

U people r sooo mean! Why do u read it if u don't like it? QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME OR ILL BEAT U UP!!!!!!11111ONEONE!!!!!11111!!ELEVENONE!1111111

Oh, also, the girl that they meet in this my sister wrote that part. She's helping me, and it's her character.

Everyone died out laughing.

"I guess that that's the Mary Sue?" asked Jet.

"No," said Lightning, "It's Weird Al Yankovic. Of coarse it's the Mary Sue!"

The next day, they went to the supper market.

"Lets get some pickles." said WaveFlame.

All the girls at the place were hitting on WaveFlame. But he told him that he already had a girlfriend.

"I got you a gift." he told Katara.

"What is it?" asked Katara.

He gave her a ring made out of gold that had the water and fire symbol on it.

"Oh I love it!" said Katara as she hugged her boyfriend. (That's WaveFlame, BTW)

"Yuck!" said Katara. "In some ways, this is worse then the kissing scene!

While Aang and Sokka were shopping for cloths they met a girl about Aang's age. She had long, blonde hair, and was wearing a pink dress. She had a cross between pink and purple eyes, and was the most beautiful girl ever. Also, she

"Can we skip this part?" asked Jet, the same way he did in part one. "It goes on for 1000 pages!"

"Alright." said Lightning.

Aang feel in love w/ her when he first saw her.

"Hi." the girl said.. "My name is Aluka Lali Monkin Funky Hottie. But you can call me Jenny for short"

"Come meat our friends!" said Sokka.

So they took Jenny to meet Katara, WaveFlame, and Toph.

"What bender are you?" asked Toph.

"I'm an avatar." she said.

"So am I "said Aang.

"There can only be one avatar!" said Zuko.

"And I would never like her!" said Aang.

"YES!" shouted Katara. She got quiet when she realized that everyone was staring at her.

"I also can bend other things." Jenny said. "I can bend paper, flowers, monkeys, Aang, Zuko, Sokka, Oil, Technology, Minds, Farts, ..."

"This just goes on in these pages that would take over fifty years to read." said Lightning. "Let's just skip to the end."

"...Time, Moon, Sun, and other things, too!"

"Wow." said Aang.

"We have to get to the giant volcano to stop the monster." said WaveFlame.

"I'll go too." said Jenny.

As the others left the market, Aang grabbed WaveFlame.

"What is it?" said WaveFlame.

"I kind of have a crush on Jenny." said Aang. "Can you help me impress her?"

"Sure." said WaveFlame. "After all, you're my best friend."

"I'm his what?!" screamed Aang.

"It's better then being his girlfriend." said Katara.

"HAHAHA!" laughed Sokka. "Katara and Wavey are in loooove!"

Toph started laughing, too.

"So are Aang and Jenny!" she said.

"Glad you think it's funny." said Aang, grinning while reading onward into the fiction. "Because the next chapter pairs you two together!"

Sokka and Toph fainted.

When they left, there was no room on Appa for the rest of them because they put all their stuff on him.

"Don't worry" said WaveFlame. "I have my own pet."

He pulled a rat out of his pocket.

"A rat" asked Toph.

"Not just a rat," said WaveFlame. He threw his rat up in the air, and he turned into a jagwar that could fly.

"Cool!" said Aang.

So Jenny, Aang, WaveFlame, Katara, Sokka, Toph, and Momo got on his Jagwar (whos name is Joey, by the way), and they and Appa flew into the air.

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PLZ rate and reveiw but nothing really mean I workd hard on this story and I even spelld rlly gud in it so plz b nice!!!!!11111one!!!11elevan111

"He spelled "jaguar" wrong." said Aang.

"And he gives a bad name to rats!" said Lightning, who's been keeping pet rats since he was about six.