DISCLAIMER : I do not own Avatar. Or the movie based on it.
A/N: I wasn't this stupid as an eleven year old. I was pretty stupid, but I exaggerated to make it funnier.
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Mommo: Ello. I am British in this story. Here's a look at this fic.
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Aang started rating.
"I can't believe that the actor who's gonna play me is white!"
"You look pretty white to me." said Sokka.
Aang almost went into the Avatar state at this. Katara then hugged him and it stopped. (Like she always does. It's sorta cliché, but the only way to get him to stop.)
"Careful, Katara," Lightning said, "He's not as innocent as he used to be."
"Oh,. That's nonse-" Katara said, right before being cut off by Aang jumping up to make out with her."
"I'm still in the Avatar state, Baby!" he said in a disfigured voice between kisses.
"That's soooooo HAWT, Aangy!"
Sokka, Toph, and Zuko almost barf, Jet and Azula (who's secretly a Zutarian) start crying, Suki "aaawww"'s, and Lightning takes a video and posts it on the internet.
"Awesome!" Lightning screams.
"Just… Go to the story." Azula said between sobs.
"Very well." Lightning went on to the story.
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A/N : This story is da coolest! Nowz da big battle scene!
Waveflame shot water at Zuko and Azula to ruin they're firebending.
"WHAT?!" Zuko and Azula screamed.
"I need everyone's help to stop the fire monster!"
Everyone fault. Waveflame even used his awesome powers to bring Zhao, Jet, Yue, and all the other dead guys back to life.
"Wouldn't Zhao be against us?" Sokka asked.
"Who's Zhao?" Toph asked. "Was he attractive at all?"
"Very." Azula answered.
Everyone stared at her.
"What?" she asked. "Haven't you guys ever had an adult crush?"
They all kill the monster. And all because of Waveflame.
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A/N: It's not over yet!
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone screamed.
"Yes!" said Momo. Everyone stared at him. "What? This fic's a comedy, right?"
"No."
"In that case, it's terrible! You have a right to scream. AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Let's read the rest of the Author's Note." Lightning said after a pause.
See, there is an epilog that tells what happens next! Be sure to read that!
Everyone was silent. Finally the sound was broken by the sound of kissing. Everyone turned to Aang and Katara.
"She surprised me that time." Aang said before she pulled him back in.
Sokka, Toph, and Zuko spilt their stomaches.
Jet and Azula were sobbing.
Suki was cooing about how adorable it was, dispite her "anti-girly" stance in season one.
Lightning was getting rich off of his internet videos.