Holy Crap! So many views and reviews, I was all WAH! lol thank you to everyone :)
Horatio hummed happily as he drove to Calleigh's house. Last night had gone by quickly, he slept well and woke early. He now had his bullet girl s coffee beside him as well as his own.
Glancing at the hummer's clock, it read '9:56 am'.
Kudos to him since he was early, and with coffee. He should even earn Girl Guide points for wearing cool clothes as Ryan would put it. Yes, he was sadly wearing a button up light blue t-shirt as well as white shorts. Thank the lord he had his sunglasses.
Grinning he pulled up to Calleigh's house and parked the hummer beside her car and exited quickly. Making use of his time, he rang the doorbell and waited for his blonde bombshell to answer.
After 2 minutes of waiting and still no answer, Horatio drew out his gun and unlocked the door with the spare key he was given. He knew he was over reacting, that he should just call her. But if something was wrong, this was the fasted way to find out.
"Calleigh?" He called down the hallway.
His answer was a soft echoing 'thump'.
Placing the coffees down he slid along the wall to where he heard the strange noise.
Drawing his gun towards the door, he called her name out again.
"Cal?" He opened the door silently and saw Calleigh picking up what she had knocked over, a blaring alarm clock.
Glancing up, Calleigh rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "H-Horatio?" she rasped, sleep still roughed her voice.
'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.' Were the only thoughts in the lieutenant's mind as he looked through the door. She was going to shoot him, then kill him.
Calleigh was sporting a short night-gown that showed off her curves, not that Horatio cared, but still.
"I...um-I..you-uhg, us?" Horatio rambled before he got his words right, well almost.
"You-us-bathing suit?"
Calleigh gasped as she shot out of bed. "Oh my lord! I m so sorry Horatio!" she exclaimed before running to her closet, ripping whatever article of clothing happened to be in front of her face.
"I set the alarm and everything! I just kept hitting that snooze button!"
Horatio chuckled softly. "No problem ma'am." He responded before turning. "Coffee's in the main room, Cal." He smirked before closing the door.
"Oh Horatio! Right now I love you so much I could kiss you!" she exclaimed through the closed door.
Horatio laughed softly. 'That I would never mind, though if she were to kiss me we would have to do...other things.' He then slapped himself, he really was hanging out with Eric and Ryan WAY to much.
Ten minutes later Calleigh entered her main room of the house, all ready to go.
"Sorry about that handsome." She said, while grabbing her coffee.
"Not a problem sweetheart, ready to go?"
"Yep! Let s get shoppin' before all the good bikinis are gone!"
"You say that as if I'm getting one as well."
"Oh, you are handsome, like I said before, I like men in leather chaps, but I also like leather bathing suits on them!"
Horatio froze and stared at Calleigh.
"Joke."
"Oh that better be one Cal, or else-"
"Or else what!? You will force me to wear your ugly shades?"
Horatio now smirked as he rose and exited the house with Calleigh hot on his heels.
"One, my shades are for me and me only, and two, they are NOT ugly."
Horatio opened the passenger door for Calleigh while he entered on the driver s side of his hummer and waited for her response. He loved Calleigh with every fibre of his being, but no one dissed his shades. He watched her pull the door shut before he pulled out of the driveway and to their destination.
Calleigh rolled her eyes and decided to drop the subject. She had heard him and Speed go at it once about them and it ended in Horatio winning and Speed getting docked pay. She decided to ask one of the questions everyone had wanted to ask.
"Hey why don't you ever tan?" she asked.
Horatio blinked and looked at his skin. "I tan."
"No, if you did you would have tan lines! You wear those glasses ALL the time, so I would know."
"....I wear sunscreen."
Now Calleigh couldn't help but laugh, she immediately thought of Horatio with sunscreen smothering his body as well as a floaty ring around his waist and water wings.
Horatio rolled his eyes.
"Oh haha Barbie."
Calleigh froze and glared at him. Oh now he had done it in for himself.
"What did you call me?"
"Barbie, you know, I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, something something undress me?" 'Which I wouldn't mind.'
Calleigh snickered. "Fine then, um..."She paused and thought of a good nickname, 'Pasty' was coming to mind but she needed something gold. She then grinned evilly.
"Okay, Carrot Top."
Horatio looked at her in shock.
"What?"
"Carrrroootttt Toooooooooopppp!!"
"BARBIE!"
"TOPPY!"
They gave each other stern looks then broke out laughing. Calleigh held her sides while Horatio hung his head a bit, still keeping an eye on the road. They arrived at the shopping center a few minutes later and both had been able to get themselves together.
Before Calleigh could do it herself, Horatio had appeared on the other side of her door and opened it up, then helped her out.
"Why thank you kind sir." She drawled.
Horatio chuckled softly. "No problem, ma'am."
They walked in arms linking with each other. Glancing around as Calleigh led him, Horatio noticed the looks Calleigh was getting from men around them. He immediately felt anger rising in his gut. He wanted to grab his blonde beauty and kiss her to show who she belonged to, but knew that it wouldn't work out well and would probably end in him being shot dead, or him not being able to bear children....due to a gun-shot wound.
As they past a fake plant, they didn t realise two people crouched down behind it.
"Did you see that!?" Ryan exclaimed to Eric, who was crouching down beside him.
Biting his lip, the Cuban/Russian nodded. "Who does he think he is? Taking MY Calleigh and all."
"We need to get them away from one another, then once we do, you go get Calleigh while I distract H."
Nodding, Eric grinned. "We shall go Men in Black style."
Glancing at his clothing Ryan blinked.
"I'm wearing blue and you're wearing white."
"Shut up, idiot. Okay listen, we will need our MBI names, I shall name us since I'm older."
"Well I'm smarter!" Ryan snapped back, but made no attempt at becoming the 'namer'.
"Okay, Horatio's name shall be 'Pasty Red'." Eric smirked.
"Eww, how about just red?"
"Okay fine, Calleigh's shall be Bullet, easy to remember."
"Oh oh! Can I name you!?"
"No you idiot. Now, I shall be McHotty. And you shall be called..." Pausing, Eric thought of the best name. "Waddleduck."
"WADDLEDUCK!?" Ryan exclaimed, note they were still squatting next to a fake plant in the middle of a shopping center and he was now yelling.
"Yes, because when you run, you waddle like a duck!" Eric grinned at his ingeniousness.
"Whatever let's get this mission started, I shot gun mission namer, so it shall be called.....
Mission:
Yee-haw
On
Mission
Awesome.
More
Awesome.
Or Yoma-am for short." Ryan grinned.
"One, it spells out 'Yo Mama', and two....that is the BEST name in the world!" Eric exclaimed happily.
"I know, eh!?"
"Let's get this mission started." Eric grinned as the two men slipped on their 'cool shades' and followed up by doing a 'tuck-n-roll'.
Calleigh giggled as she pulled Horatio into a bathing suit store. She grinned as she pulled him to the back and showed him some of the bathing suits.
Horatio's body was on auto pilot as it would seem his mind was elsewhere.
'That bathing suit is so slutty but I would die to see her in it....Cal would never wear-oh my lord, she picked it out to try on! SCORE!'
He watched Calleigh pick out a few more then head to the changing room, she was still dragging him along.
They stopped and she grinned, they were the only two back there so now she had no fear of coming out in a bathing suit, even if Horatio was there. Turning, he watched as she entered a stall with her bundle of what seemed more like lingerie.
'Okay, calm down Horatio, it's not like she is going to be naked, just, really close to it. Calm, down, calm, down. Okay, I can do this. Who's the man? You're the man!' Thought the spazzing lieutenant. Spazzing was the correct word at this point as he paced in front of the stall, waiting for his angel to appear while he talked to himself inside of his mind.
A couple minutes later Calleigh exited the stall wearing a green bikini.
Horatio knew his face was bright red, since Calleigh began to blush and fiddle with her hands.
"Um, how-how does it look?"
'Damn hot that you would put any person to shame.' Was what he wanted to say, and it was the truth. The green complimented her eyes so nicely and it seemed to make her hair look brighter while making her eyes sparkle.
"Get it." Was all Horatio could say.
"R-Really?!" Calleigh responded, shocked at the blunt answer.
"You look....very beautiful in it Calleigh."....Well that was awkward for him to say.
Calleigh giggled softly. "Thank you handsome." She grinned before going back inside the stall.
'Oh my lord.' Horatio screamed in his head as he slid down the wall and let out the breath he didn t realise he had been holding until now. She looked like a model, no more, an angel! No wait, a goddess! Yes that was the perfect word to explain Ms. Duquesne.
After a few minutes, Calleigh reappeared wearing a red bikini.
Horatio felt his jaw drop, he knew it and couldn t help but let it. 'Oh dammmmmmmn.' Was all he could think. 'I swear now all we need are some strawberries and some cool whip and DAMN!' his mind was screaming at him.
Horatio's jaw went back to its usual spot when he saw Calleigh giggling.
"You look, um, please don't take this the wrong way Cal." He mumbled, hoping he wouldn't get slapped for what he was about to say. He saw Calleigh's grin falter and quickly finished with-
"You look hot."
Now Calleigh was laughing.
Horatio smirked seeing her laugh like that. It was more of a nervous laugh, but it was still a laugh.
"Thank you handsome, you're not so bad yourself." She giggled. 'Horatio said the word hot.' Was all she could think as she got herself in check.
"I'll be right back."
Horatio sighed as a large, stupid grin became plastered on his face. Those were really starting to irritate him.
He was now waiting for the last strip tease-bathing suit. That's when he heard Calleigh call from the other side.
"Hey, Horatio, can you come in and give me a hand please?"
'Oh crap.' Was all the redhead could think as he responded against his will.
"Sure Cal, I'll be right in.'
He watched helplessly as his body moved against his will.
'Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap.'
Then the door opened.
'Crap infinity.'
TBC
Once again thank you for reading and reviewing :)
I really couldn't help but throw the two knuckleheads in, and I know Ryan doesn't waddle....much
But it would be something Eric would do ;) Giving Ryan the worst name ever, and him the best.
I hope you enjoyed it ^^
I will post the next as soon as I can considering I will be busy for a little bit!
Oh and what do you think Horatio was 'Crap infinity-ing' about?
Disclaimer: I do not own the name Carrot Top , that comedian does. x3
Barbie is owned by Mattel, if I owned Barbie she wouldn't have so many dirty outfits ;)