Holy Jesserz :O! 1500+ views! –dies- well now I feel like a n00b, but a good kind of n00b! I love you all :D
Im so sorry for the month-ish update, I did really badly on an English test and wasn't allowed on, but when I was able to get on, it was at my friends, so that didn't really help!
;) Thanks to everyone who leaves me those reviews, I lurve you, and no not in the creeper joker kind of way, more like the BarbieXKen kind of way, wow spending time with my niece does weird things to my head....I'll shut up now so you can read the newest chapter :) Please meet the one who scares me most!
Yelina Salas....*coughshesthebadkindofcreepercough* rofl :)
Horatio hummed softly as he padded into his living room. He draped his jacket across the couch while sliding his shoes off. He turned and walked into his bedroom and grabbed his black and blue bathing suit. He smiled softly as he stretched before touching his forefinger to his lips. "Calleigh...." he moaned in a velvet dripping voice. What he would give to have her in his arms. He was determined to do so soon.
After changing quickly he walked back into his living room after grabbing his laptop.
He grabbed his phone and quickly text Calleigh asking if she wanted him to come over early, her response was that he would get her Calleigh-fill when everyone else did. Meaning no, he did get a good chuckle out of it though.
Sitting on the couch, he opened up the chat room he was so familiar with to see if anyone was on. He smiled seeing Ryan and Eric on.
-TheShades has entered chatroom-
TheShades: Anyone on?
SexyDiver: You think you can show your face here CAINE!?
Eyebrows knit, Horatio leaned closer.
TheShades: What's wrong?
SexyDiver: YOU! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!
TheShades: Wtf?
LoneWolfe: Lmao
TheShades: Hello =)
LoneWolfe: Hey there H! :D
SexyDiver: The fuck?! WOLFE! YOU TRAITOR! Listen Caine, you better watch your back! I will get
Calleigh and you, you will face your worse enemy! PASTY!
Horatio sat there utterly confused.
TheShades: Are you on drugs?
SexyDiver: Yes.
TheShades: Delko I am coming to talk to-
SexyDiver: ITS NAME IS CALLEIGH!
LoneWolfe: Well this is awkward on many levels, see you guys in half an hour! Xoxo!
TheShades: That was more awkward.
-SexyDiver has changed screen name to CDAddict-
LoneWolfe: Cow Dung?
CDAddict: SOAB!
-CDAddict has changed their screen name to BanginBullet-
BanginBullet: MUHAHAHA
LoneWolfe: nice, man!
BanginBullet: Lmao I know =)
Horatio growled as he read the message. "Fuck this." He snapped to no one in particular.
TheShades: Change your name or you are suspended without pay.
BanginBullet: Fine, but only cause I need the money!
-BanginBullet has changed their name to SexyDiver-
LoneWolfe: I gotta go, see you guys later! =)
TheShades: Same.
SexyDiver: See yea, Traitor, Asshole.
-LoneWolfe, TheShades, SexyDiver has logged off-
Horatio ran a hand over his weary face. "My worst enemy..." he muttered quietly as he padded into his room with a soft sigh. "Stetler maybe?"
He turned to see it was about time he left. 'Great, now who could it be damn it' He thought as he grabbed a towel and bag and headed for the door. After closing and locking said door, Horatio walked over to his off-shift silver BMW, entered it and set off for Cal's house.
Arriving 10 minutes later, Horatio spotted both Eric's and Frank's cars parked outside. He parked the BMW and walked up to the door, before noticing the sign that said 'Come on in! We're around back!' taped to the door. He smirked and walked into the house, grinning as the air-conditioning hit his skin.
Horatio walked into the farthest room, that being the kitchen, and placed his bag with the towel in it down on the counter.
He turned once he heard booming laughter fill his ears. The redhead smirked as he padded out onto the deck to be almost barrelled over by Calleigh.
"Horatio!" The blonde bombshell squealed happily as she threw her arms around him in a large embrace.
"Hello sweetheart," The Lt. laughed, hugging Calleigh back. "How's everything sweetheart?"
Calleigh grinned as she dropped her arms. "Ah, okay." She smirked.
Horatio then realised what she was wearing. It was the white bathing-suit she hadn't tried on in front of him. It was fairly skimpy, but still sophisticated enough to not look dirty, or too revealing.
"Well? How do ya' like it handsome?" Calleigh giggled, spinning in a circle for him.
Horatio smirked taking it all in, he felt a large lump in his throat as he swallowed hard. He leaned down a bit to whisper in her ear. "Do you really want me to answer that out loud?"
Calleigh giggled as a soft blush erupted on her face. "I guess not." She drawled as Horatio straightened up.
"So who's all here?" Horatio asked as Calleigh and him moved towards the pool side, he waved to Frank as he passed.
"Um, Eric, Ryan and Natalia all came together, while Frank came by himself. But Alexx and her kids should be coming soon, as well as some 'special guest' as Eric put it."
Horatio nodded softly, truly he didn't hear a word she said, he was too interested in her pink, soft...kissable lips. They were so entrancing after the scene about an hour ago, and now he couldn't help but stare.
"So, want to go swimming?" Calleigh giggled softly.
Horatio smirked as he removed his shirt. For an 'old man' he was fairly toned, making Calleigh blush immensely.
Horatio chuckled and picked Calleigh up, and threw her over his shoulder like a sac of potatoes.
"HORATIO CAINE!" The blonde beauty screamed as she was hoisted up, this caused everyone to turn and either laugh or smirk, or in Eric's case, scowl.
Horatio walked over to the deep end of Calleigh's in-ground pool and grinned.
"Oh my lord, Horatio if you throw me in I swear to god I will NEVER talk to you again!" Calleigh yelped as she clung to Horatio, constricting her arms and legs around him, not that he minded of course.
"Okay, I promise I won't throw you in." Horatio grinned.
Calleigh sighed and visibly relaxed. "Oh thank you handsome I-"
"That, however, does not mean I will not jump in with you." Horatio grinned wildly, as he took a few steps back on the cement around the pool.
"HORATI-"
The redhead laughed as he ran towards the pool and dove in, still clinging to Calleigh.
He grinned as he surfaced with a coughing blonde.
"HORATIO!" she screamed as she began to land punches on his arms, which only caused him to laugh harder as he let her go and swam away. What he didn't see was that before he had jumped in, Yelina, Ray Jr. along with Alexx and her family had walked in to see the whole ordeal go down.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Calleigh screamed. Though it was less of a threat with her laughing her head off as she swam swiftly after him. Reaching out, Calleigh found his trunks and held on.
Horatio smirked as he turned and grabbed Calleigh, lifting her onto his shoulders.
He turned when he heard children laughing at him.
There stood Ray and Alexx's kids, laughing hard at the Lt.
That's when realization kicked in. If they were there that would mean...
"Horatio Caine." Two menacing voices hissed behind him. He turned and saw Alexx in a pair of shorts and a tank-top. Next to her was Yelina, his widow sister-in-law, wearing a very revealing bathing suit.
"Er...yes ladies? What is it?" Horatio smiled softly, trying to fake innocence out of all of this.
He didn't realise Calleigh had gotten free until he saw her walk behind Yelina and Alexx towards the house with Natalia.
He was a dead man.
"Horatio. Did you do what I think you just did?" Alexx asked calmly.
"Er, maybe?"
"Did you just throw Calleigh into the pool, honey."
"Well then no."
"Well I thought Ray was a bad liar, but it won't work when we just saw you do it." Yelina snapped as she crossed her arms over her breasts, pushing them up slightly.
Horatio laughed weakly. "I jumped in with her." He smiled softly.
"And you will pay." A voice giggled from behind the other women. Alexx and Yelina turned to see Calleigh holding her hose with Natalia at the faucet.
At Calleigh's signal, the two women moved away, while Natalia turned on the ice water, shooting it straight into Horatio's face.
"HEY!" Horatio cried out as he was forced backwards and underwater. Calleigh turned to a howling Eric and Ryan and shot them in the face as well, causing them to cry out and dunk under the water.
Calleigh turned to see Ryan run out of the water, she got a clear shot of his whole body, chilling him to the bone. "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU AND FREEZING ME!?" he cried out as he ran.
"WADDLE, WADDLEDUCK! WADDLE!" Eric boomed behind him as Ryan ran, or waddled for his life.
"SH-SH-UT UP!" He spat back, breaking into an all out sprint before ducking behind the children.
Eric's booming laughter faded as he was shot in the face with more water, this time however, it was Horatio.
"CAINE!" The Cuban spat out as he swam towards him, not seeing that Calleigh had gotten back into the pool.
Horatio chuckled softly as he moved the hose away from Eric and straight at Calleigh.
The southern belle squeaked in surprise as Horatio sprayed her.
Horatio laughed as he dropped the hose and dove into the pool, and re-emerged in front of Calleigh. He smirked softly at how close they were to each other. "Hello sweetheart." He purred to her, pushing her against the wall.
Calleigh giggled as she blushed. "Oh my, handsome." She drawled as she smiled up at him.
Horatio lowered himself to her lips and brushed them softly over hers. It wasn't a kiss, nor was it just a soft caress, it was so much more.
The moment was wonderful until they felt a bucket of ice-water dumped on their heads from above.
They yelped in surprise and broke apart, glaring furiously up.
There in front of them was a fuming Yelina.
"It's time to eat." She smiled at Horatio, while scowling at Calleigh. She turned away and swung her hips seductively at Horatio as she walked away.
"My lord, I swear that woman hates me." Calleigh muttered as she climbed out with Horatio.
"She doesn't hate you Cal, she is just getting to know you."
"By wearing very revealing clothing and swinging her hips? Huh, yeah, I so believe you now." Calleigh sassed back as the dried themselves off and padded back to the others.
Once they arrived, Calleigh learned Ryan and Frank had gotten into her burgers, hot dogs and barbeque as they fried up some food. She smiled softly and sat down in a seat beside Eric. She watched as Horatio climbed the steps only to be encountered by Yelina holding herself, litteraly.
Horatio blinked at the sight before him. Yelina walked up to him with a huge smile, holding her breasts. "Hey, mind tying me up?" She purred to him as she turned. Why she wouldn't ask Alexx, Natalia or Calleigh was beside him as Horatio quickly tied the top up behind her neck. He watched as Yelina turned back around and frowned slightly at his blank, non-blushing face. She then smiled, grabbed either end of the string he just tied and yanked on it. Horatio froze as Yelina exposed herself slightly to him, only seeing part of her breasts. "Whoops!" She giggled, "Too loose!"
Calleigh's mouth hung open as well as Alexx's. "Did she just-"Calleigh started but froze up.
Alexx nodded. "I believe she just did honey."
"Oh, she had better not of." Calleigh snapped, slamming her beer down. She turned to Alexx with fire in her green eyes.
"Calleigh..." Alexx warned watching her blonde friend stand and storm over to Horatio and Yelina. She smiled as she tapped on the brunette's arm. "Mind helping me with something?" She smiled sweetly.
Horatio let a breath out that he hadn't realised he had been holding. 'Thank god for Calleigh.' He thought as his southern belle dragged the other woman away.
Inside he house, Calleigh closed the door and turned to Yelina.
"Just what exactly was that?" She snapped at the brunette.
"Hm, nothing. Horatio is mine, as you well know and I think you are just getting a bit to close."
"Excuse me? Last time I checked, he is MY best friend and MY boss. I have no clue why you are even here, or was it for 'your Horatio', sweetpea?" Calleigh drawled in a mocking tone.
Yelina snarled softly. "So what? You use him then leave him, right, I won't let him chose a blonde bitch like you over me."
Calleigh snapped.
"Well I'm sorry for him having some taste, and before you go around calling people bitches, I would think about my being first."
Yelina growled at the other woman. "Fine, we will decide then who he chooses, a bitch or his real lover." She smirked.
"Fine by me, don't take it to hard though when he calls you a bitch." Calleigh smirked before walking back outside.
The game is on, and Horatio was the prize. There was no way she was loosing.
Lmao so there you have it :) not as much Ryan&Eric in this one, Sorry :( next one will pretty much include:
Eric and Ryan trying to pants Horatio ;)
Calleigh VS Yelina- Which team are you on? Team Cal, or Team Yel?
And Frank expressing his true feelings about a certain someone, GRAB THE TISSUES FOR HIS PART, Alexx plays Dr. Phil while the kids are off doing something and Natalia is...well Natalia...:)
No offence to any Yelina fans, I have nothing against her...just needed a 'good bad guy' lol well that was worded oddly, but you guys get it...right?
Lmao I will update on October 12th, if I don't by then feel free to beat me with a stick ;)
Anyone seen the New season? Didn't care for 2nd episode (no yummy rodriguez :( ) But Three was adorable :) LMFAO at Ryan, I love him =)