A/N: Sorry that this is such a short chapter. I know a lot of you are antsy to get back to the Cullens' POV, and I'm going through Edward withdrawals, so I cut this short so that I could start on Edward's view right away. I hope you think this is funny. If you want to listen to this chapter while you read, check out the YouTube link in my profile!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bones or Twilight.

HODGINS AND SWEETS

"Yo, Berger, how are we doing buddy?" Hodgins yelled over his shoulder to the captain of his plane.

"We have roughly twenty minutes to landing sir," he replied over his headset. Hodgins nodded and then glanced at Sweets, who was fiddling a button that turned the kitchen light on and off. Hodgins smirked and turned his attention to him.

"Dude! Don't push that button!" Sweets jumped and pulled his hand back.

"I didn't think it did anything, I've pushed it about three or four times already," Sweets replied in an astonished voice. "What does it do?"

"What does it do?" Hodgins asked in an authoritative voice. "It sends out codes to launch nuclear weapons in Turkey! Depending on how many times you press it within thirty seconds, how many times did you press it three or four?"

"I can't- I can't remember! I just-" Sweets stuttered with his hands raised in the air.

"And did you have a pattern? I mean two clicks in a row means something totally different than one click, pause, and another click!" Hodgins interrupted as he moved to Sweet's side.

"I'm not exactly sure I think I paused but I mean I couldn't give you a definite answer," Sweets said in a flustered tone. "You should have a sign or something!" Hodgins started to laugh as he sat down in a comfortable recliner. Sweets' face fell as he watched Hodgins' mood change. "Nice, man, nice. It wasn't cool at all." Sweets sat down in a seat next to him as he let out a chuckle as well. "I mean for all I know you could have nuclear weapons stored somewhere ready to strike." Hodgins sighed and then nodded.

"Well that particular button doesn't activate anything, except the kitchen light in the back. But what good is a sign when you can have secret codes," he said in a grave voice. "You never know when the government will leave citizens stranded when the Illumnati come to power." Sweets listened with a confused expression and then interjected a thought before Hodgins could go on.

"Your obsession with theories, particularly conspiracies with the government, seem to have grown from a lack of pleasant childhood memories and paranoia of those rejecting you." Hodgins stared at Sweets, causing him to stop his theory, and then flipped on a pair of ear phones.

"Yeah we are about to land so you might want to fasten up pal," Hodgins said to Sweets in a low voice.

"Um, okay," Sweets replied in an intimidated tone. They waited in silence as the plane started to decline to lower atmospheres. Sweets didn't dare try to make conversation as Hodgins listened to his music and mouthing incoherent words. After the soft landing was made Sweets sighed and jumped up to get his things.

"Dr. Hodgins thank you so much for letting me fly with you to Washington," Sweets said with a smile. Hodgins got up and grunted as he past Sweets, leaving him in the cabin area by himself. Sweets frowned and then quickly rushed to follow Hodgins. "If you are still upset about the earlier comment about your fear of rejection I do apologize for crossing the line," he finished his sentence as he stood watching Hodgins pick up his bags and throw them over his shoulder. "Even if it may be true." He mumbled under his breath.

"What was that Sweets?" Hodgins asked with a glare.

"Uh, nothing man, be cool," he said with a squeak in his voice. "Just apologizing." Hodgins turned while grinning to himself, with Sweets stumbling along behind him. They both gathered their bags and started to the exit door at the front of the plane.

A/N: I hope this made you laugh!! I know it made me laugh… I know I'm a nerd but who isnt? And its always the nerdy person who gets the guy...or something like that:] ENJOY!