Episode 2:
Scene 1:
Mr Collins: Blah. Blah. Lady Catherine is great.
Mr Bennet and Lizzy: Mr Collins is stupid but he is fun anyway.
Mr Collins: I have decided on Jane.
Mrs Bennet: Well you can't.
Mr Collins: Well it will be Elizabeth then.
Scene 2:
Elizabeth: Hmm. Mr Wickham seems a fine young man.
Darcy: Good god, Wickham!
Wickham: Good god, Darcy!
Elizabeth: What is the meaning of this?
Wickham: Darcy is so bad. It is all his fault.
Elizabeth: Good. I have another reason to hate him.
Jane: Are you so sure about this?
Elizabeth: You are so naïve. Of course I am.
Mr Collins: Let's dance together at the coming ball.
Elizabeth: Ewwww!
Scene 3:
Darcy:Good Lord have mercy. She is is so hard to resist her. Restraint, Darcy, restraint!
Elizabeth: Wonderful evening! Wickham is not here, Collins has two left feet and I have to dance with Mr Stuck-up Snob.
Another debate
Miss Bingley: Wickham is bad, ok?
Elizabeth: Yea, right. What reason could I have to believe you?
Mary: I have a lovely voice. Let me demonstrate that to you.
Mrs Bennet: Soon I will have the confort to have a rich son in law.
Darcy: Count on it.
Mrs Bennet: And Lizzy will be s… er married to Mr Collins.
Darcy: Ewww
Collins: Blah, blah. As nephew of my deity lady Catherine…blah, blah
Darcy: Good to know. With my height, I can make him stop talking.
Lydia: I have so much fun.
Jane and Elizabeth: Can the ground open up to swallow us.
Scene 4:
Mr Collins: Ok you're poor, you're too impertinent sometimes but I am sure we will be the couple of the year. Shall we set a date?
Elizabeth: Certainly not.
Mr Collins: I just love women who play hard to get.
Elizabeth: What are you dumb or something? I. Don't. Want. You. No. Niet. Nada
Mrs Bennet: And I just thought we could have a good bargain with the two. Selfish girl!
Mr Bennet: No way I will let my Lizzy marry that fool.
Charlotte: Ok. I take the fool… I mean Mr Collins.