Episode 3
Scene 1:
Kitty and Lydia: Charlotte is going to marry Mr Collins!
Elizabeth: WHAT?!
Elizabeth: Marry that oaf? What are you thinking of?
Charlotte: Well I need money and my own house.
Elizabeth (to Jane): I still don't agree with Charlotte's decision.
Jane: Well he sure is stupid but if he gives her what she needs then…
Caroline's letter: Thank god we are leaving that dreadful place. Charles will forgive you soon. He has Miss Darcy after all.
Elizabeth: That's all lies. He will come back, you'll see.
Jane: I'm so miserable. But I put a brave face for all.
Elizabeth and Mr Bennet: Now that the Gardiners have arrived, we can have more rational and intelligent conversation in the house.
Lydia: Never mind that. Where's my presents?
Scene 2:
Jane: I feel so sad.
Mrs Bennet: I refuse to talk to Lizzy.
Mr Wickham: Let's say my lies to the Gardiners too.
Lydia: How could Wickham choose Mary King over ME?!
Jane's letter: Well you were right about everything. Miss Bingley doesn't like me and her brother has forgotten me.
Mr Wickham: Let's say my story to the Bennet family.
Mr Bennet: What an interesting way to pass the time over tea.
Elizabeth: Never mind that. I KNOW Darcy is the bad guy.
Scene 3:
Mr Collins: See how my house is beautiful. All because of Lady Catherine.
Charlotte: I do not see him much. It's better that way.
Elizabeth: What a gripping life Charlotte lives.
Lady Catherine: Blah, blah. See how great I am. Now I am going to quiz Miss Bennet.
Elizabeth: I am not afraid of you.
Lady Catherine: What an impertinent girl!
Scene 4:
Mr Collins: Mr Darcy and his cousin from a important family had arrived.
Elizabeth: Oh great! Mr Stuck-up Snob is here. I hope his cousin is not like him.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: What a lovely girl!
Elizabeth: At last an agreeable man.
Darcy: Now what do I do? What should I say? She has not changed. Ah now I know.
Elizabeth: Let's see if you can betray some feeling of guilt.
Darcy: How could she know about that? Composure, Darcy, composure. The window seems such a safe place.
Lady Catherine: Listen to my great advice and praising of Anne.
Elizabeth: All your staring does not frighten me.
Elizabeth: And what about Bingley?
Darcy: I am more interested in testing you about your adaptation to Pemberley.
Scene 6:
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Darcy is a great friend. See what he had done for Bingley.
Elizabeth: I knew it! Arrogant, interfering s…..
Darcy: Your family is trailer trash., you have nothing to recommend yourself to me. Having said that, I really love you and want you for my slave…er…my wife.
Elizabeth: Go hang yourself. Now it is my turn to slight you.
Darcy: Women! They are from another planet!