EPISODE 4
Scene 1:
Darcy: Let the audience see how distraught am I by being only in my white shirt.
Darcy's letter: I did for the best for my friend. Wickham has a thing for underage girls...abduction thwarted. He's really dangerous, OK?
Elizabeth: I was a really stupid judge of character.
Elizabeth: Should we (a) conceal our new knowledge of Wickham (b) tell all the world what a s….. Wickham is?
Jane: I am all for the (a) solution.
Elizabeth: You are the best sister.
Scene 2:
Elizabeth: Do not let Lydia shame us all in Brighton.
Mr Bennet: But the house will be so much happier without her.
Elizabeth: I'm really serious this time.
Mr Bennet: Well I say let her go and we will see.
Scene 3:
The Gardiners: We are going to Derbyshire because the author said so and the story will not be interesting without it.
Elizabeth: Maybe he will not be here.
Darcy: Once again let viewers drool over me in my fencing scene.
Mrs Gardiner: Now, what about Pemberley?
Elizabeth: Let's see the house of Mr Former Stuck-up Snob Now Misjudged Reserved man.
Elizabeth: WOW!!! That's his house?!
Mrs Reynolds: My sole function in the novel is to make Darcy look sensitive and respectable.
Scene 4:
Darcy: Another bath scene. I want all viewers to not forget how handsome and sensual I am.
Elizabeth: Good god, he is here!
Darcy: Good god, she is here!
Elizabeth: What am I doing here? Hmmmm, nice shirt! What am I thinking?
Darcy: She is so beautiful. I am rambling in an attempt to regain my composure. I don't know what I am saying.
Elizabeth: His embarrassment is so cute.
Darcy: I must go. I haven't much time to dress before the next scene.
Elizabeth: We must leave right now.
Darcy: Where is she? She must not leave! Ah there she is!
Elizabeth: I really must leave.
Darcy: No you don't. I must make myself like me in three minutes.
Elizabeth: This is my uncle and uncle who lives in that crappy neighbourhood that you hate. Let's see how you react.
Darcy: I hope I passed the test. The Gardiners are good people.
Elizabeth: I don't understand his change at all. Is it… for me?
Mrs Gardiner: Of course. It is so clear that he's a goner.
Darcy: And can I introduce my sister? (in the hope she will become yours in the future)
Elizabeth: Why not?
Darcy: Great!
Elizabeth: We have to go.
Darcy: I must play the perfect gentleman in handing her into the carriage but in fact I just want to hold her in my arms and never let her go.
Elizabeth (turning back): He is not such an awful man after all.