Ember flew out of the school with an enraged look on her face. A small stream of blue smoke trickled from Danny's mouth and he started to cry. I lifted him up and he instantly stopped crying. "That lady keeps making me cold."

I stared into Danny's little blue eyes and he stared back intently. "I need to talk to Danny- fourteen year old Danny. Please, I know you're in there." Danny blinked and then blushed furiously.

"Um, Sam? I'd really like it if you put me down now." Danny spoke in his normal voice and I also blushed. I set him on the ground carefully.

"Danny, we really need to figure out away to change you back." I said looking around nervously for Ember. "What is Ember planning this time?"

He sighed and then said, "It's the usual take over the world thing, only this time she-" He cut off and then said, "I feel sick." To my dismay his voice had returned to that of a three and a half year old.

I quickly picked the toddler up and tried to repeat what I had done before. "Danny, please come back! We need to find out what Ember's doing! I need the older Danny!"

Danny stared at me and then pouted. "No!" he screamed childishly. "He's not coming back. You like him more than me!" He threw a temper tantrum in my arms and I desperately tried to calm him down and get my old friend back.

Tucker watched this all with a slightly amused smile on his face. "Danny's being held hostage by a three year old version of himself? That's pretty lame."

"THREE AND A HALF!" Danny shrieked. Tucker jumped about a foot and a half into the air.

"Danny please calm down!" I said to him. He finally stopped, his eyes red from crying, and then smiled slightly.

"I bet that other Danny can't scream like I can." He said smugly. I ran my fingers through my hair in exasperation. Why did a toddler have to love me when I really wanted his fourteen year old self to like me?

"Look Danny, since you won't let me talk to your older self I'm going to have to punish you." His little eyes widened in terror and I instantly felt guilty. "Will you please let me talk to older Danny?"

He stuck his tongue out at me. "Nope, you're a meanie." He suddenly vanished and I just barely managed not to swear as I remembered that he still had ghost powers. Danny reappeared as Phantom and flew towards his house. Tucker and I ran after him and made it to the house just as he phased through the door.

I opened the door and watched as he changed back to normal. Jazz was in the house wearing a pair of Fenton Earphones and was talking on the phone at the same time. Or at least she was trying to talk on the phone.

"Why won't Danny answer his cell phone!" she said in exasperation. "He always has it in his pocket. Did he just decide to take his pants off today or something?"

Danny crept up behind Jazz and suddenly said, "Hiya Spazzy!" Jazz sighed and turned around to look for Danny.

"Daniel Fenton, turn visible this instant!" she yelled. "And what's with calling me Spazzy? You haven't called me that since you were three and a half."

"I am three and a half Spazzy. I'm also not wearing pants." Jazz still was looking around in exasperation. I was surprised that she hadn't noticed us standing in the doorway yet.

"Eww! Danny! Why not!"

"Because I'm wearing a dress." He said looking down at his long shirt. Tucker snickered and Jazz finally saw us in the doorway.

"Where the heck is Danny and why does he think he's a toddler in a dress?" Danny pulled on her pant leg and she looked down. "Oh…" was all that she could say.

I entered the house and walked over to Danny and Jazz. "Um, Jazz, Ember did something to your brother and now he's um, a toddler."

"One with schizophrenia and has a scream that can shatter your eardrums." Tucker chimed in.

Jazz glared angrily at Tucker and lifted Danny up into her arms. "Actually, schizophrenia is not the term for when someone has split personalities if that's what you're implying, and judging by your grades it is, it is when someone is hallucinating along with other symptoms. The real term for the general split personality problem would be called Dissociative Identity Disorder and the mistake of calling it schizo-"

"Be quiet Spazzy you talk too much." Danny cut her off and covered his ears before he started singing, "Jazz is a spaz! Jazz is a spaz!"

"If he acts like this then his split personality must be a monster."

"Actually, his split personality is me." Danny suddenly spoke in his normal voice and Jazz gasped in surprise.

"Danny!" I said as I walked closer to Jazz, who set him on the ground. "How did you take control again?"

"Come on Sam, other me's like, three. His attention span is only two seconds long. He got distracted singing to Jazz." Danny told me.

"Three and a half." Tucker said receiving glares from everyone in the room.

"I don't care how old I am at the moment." Danny said angrily "I don't think I can stand being this small all of the time. We need to find Ember and get her to reverse the spell-"

"What spell?" I asked him.

Danny looked up at me and smiled innocently. "Don't worry meanie, I forgive you." I sighed exasperatedly and Jazz simply lifted him up into her arms again.

"We need to find Ember." I said to no one in particular. The other two teens nodded. Danny just looked happy to be held by his sister. "She's probably still at the school." Tucker and I walked out the door but Jazz didn't follow.

"Guys, ghost fighting is no place for a three and a half year old. I think Dannykins needs a nappiepoo." She cooed at him and he simply stared at her.

"What am I two? I don't need a nap Spazzy." Danny pouted grumpily.

"It's that kind of attitude that shows that you need a nap very badly Danny Bear." She tried to tickle him but he pushed her hand away. Jazz's maternal instincts were taking over and it was kind of embarrassing to watch. "You'll be happier after you wake up in a few hours Dannyfanny."

Tucker and I both snickered and Danny looked like she had broken the last straw. "NO NAP!" he screamed right before vanishing from Jazz's arms.

Jazz looked around and then sighed. "He still has ghost powers doesn't he." Tucker and I nodded in unison. Danny reappeared in his ghost form and floated up to my eye level.

"Hiya meanie!" I was starting to get irritated with him calling me meanie. I reached out to grab him but he vanished and reappeared next to Tucker. "Hiya geekie!" Now I laughed. Only three (and a half) years old and he still figured out that Tucker was a geek. Then he vanished and appeared on the ground looking tired.

He changed back into a human and curled up on the ground. I walked over and picked up his small sleeping form. His eyes fluttered open and he suddenly screamed, "I HATE BEING THREE!" I could tell right away that this was the older Danny, although his screaming sounded pretty close to his younger version's.

"We need to find Ember now and change me back." He said slightly calmer now. "She's got a new power that can-" once again he cut off and I swore loudly.

Danny giggled and said in a sing song voice, "Meanie said a bad word!" Two other teenagers walked up to us wearing oversized has-mat suits. I realized instantly that they were Danny's parents. Ember must have been trying to turn all adults into teenagers, and she accidentally turned Danny into a toddler.

"Aww, Jack, isn't he the cutest little boy you've ever seen?" she smiled and walked over to Danny who smiled sweetly back at her.

Jack was still as fat as ever, (big surprise) and he lumbered over to look at Danny. "You bet Maddie! He probably has a cute name too, like Davey."

"Actually his name is Danny." I said. Jack grimaced.

"That's stupid, why would someone name their kid Danny? Who's kid is that anyway?"

Danny was still smiling at Maddie who was now holding him in her arms.

"Hiya Mommy!"