Hi People of Earth! Sorry chapter 3 took sooo long, but I was out of town with no computer :( then my cousin was over and I had to spend time with her again no computor :( well its up now!

EmPOV

Alice smiled and gave me the signal. I raised the bucket above my head and began to throw it.

"I'm not happy with this." Edward interrupted from the chair in the corner of the room. Great, now I have to start the ceremony again!

"Eddie, please, keep you're opinions to yourself. This is for the greater good."

"Fine." He gave in reluctantly. I raised the bucket and began to raise the bucket.

A Splosh.

A Scream.

An 'Emmett!'

And Darkness.

BPOV

I woke up from the most marvellous dream to a horrific scream. Who the heck was screaming at this time in the morning? Oh yeah, me. I was covered in ice cold water. Ah, Alice had gotten her revenge. I sat up quickly to see Emmett sheepishly holding a bucket.

"EMMMMMMMEEETTT!" I screeched lunging at him.

"Let me help! Let me help!" Edward begged from the corner. I grinned evilly and we began to do horrible things, horrible, horrible things to Emmett.

Alice did his hair and make up. Jasper had found some chains. I found an old handbag. And Edward dressed him up, I mean Rosalie couldn't be in on it, and they where brothers, who else would have to do it?

We where rolling around on the ground, clutching our sides in hysterics, at the sight of Emmett. He was tied to a tree with the chains Jasper had found, covered in make-up and wearing nothing but a handbag over his manly-regions. You see why Edward had to dress him. Alice, me and Jasper were not going down there.

"Bella, that was genius, complete and utter genius!" Edward engulphed me in a hug once we where all standing up again. I suppose we where hugging for far to long, I didn't care, but it probably looked a bit weird; the princess and the pauper. It was strange how I fitted into Edward's hug. It obviously sounds crazy but, ah nothing. Bella, you're going insane.

"Um, Bella, Edward." Alice chuckled whilst prying us apart. "Have a nice hug? Me and Jasper are going now." I looked at Alice to see her and Jaspers hands entwined. So, Jasper finally became a man and told Alice. "Untie Emmett in a couple of hours." She added before running off.

"Bye." Jasper said awkwardly before he ran after her.

"Odd." Edward grinned widely at me.

"Um, guys, a little help!" Emmett struggled in his chains, resulting in his handbag falling awkwardly to the floor. I shielded my eyes quickly. When Edward gave me the all clear, I re-opended my eyes to see a livid Rosalie glaring, fists clenched, at me.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" She screeched.

"Looking at you, Rose." I stated matter-o'-factly.

"Don't try and be clever with me Isabella! I mean WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH EMMETT?" Edward chuckled next to me. Bad move. "AND YOU EDWARD! THIS IS ALSO YOUR FAULT, I'VE BEEN TOLD!"

"Alice." Me and Edward exchanged glances.

"Getting back at him, dearest Rose." Edward smiled sweetly. Rosalie growled, turned sharply and began to untie Emmett. Emmett, being Emmett, 'accidentally' dropped his hand-bag. Edward shielded my eyes this time. Insert Goofy Smile. When he removed his hand, Rosalie and Emmett were already about 45 yards away. Wow, long time to put on a handbag, or maybe-

Stop while your ahead, Isabella, it was obviously extremely difficult for Emmett.

I sat down on the grass, looking up at the sky. So quietly that I didn't notice until he poked me, Edward sat next to me, mimicking my position. We sat silently for a few minutes.

"Bella," Edward turned to look at me. "What I said yesterday, I really did mean it."

"As did I." I smiled . So I haven't been imagining thing.

Bella, I owe you an apology. You are not going crazy.

Why, thank you conscience!

You're welcome, I don't apologise much you know.

I know you don't.

I take my apology back, you are crazy. Talking to yourself, really? I'm ashamed!

"Are you O.K., Bella? You where talking to yourself."

"Was I saying that out loud?" Please say no, please say no!

What other option is there, stupid? That he can read minds?

"You were, I don't think you're crazy, you may, but I don't."

I smiled widely, probably looking like a maniac. He grinned back, almost as widely, but who can grin more stupidly than me? Apart from Emmett, no one.

"Although that smile is a little scary." He added chuckling.

Damn, brain, you have to ruin everything!

"You really should control your mouth. See a doctor or something, maybe even your favourite trainee doctor" He said with his flawless crooked smile. Carlisle had been letting Edward help him since we were eleven, no surprise he was going to be one too.

"You could try, but my brain has been insane for 15 years, no changing it now."

I sat silently just staring at him for who knows how long. I looked down slowly, afraid that when I looked back up he would be gone, I wrapped my small fingers around his hand, glad that he didn't flinch away. He stood up, pulling me with him.

"Come on, take a walk with me." He whispered. I walked with him, careful not to show my self up by tripping. He lead me into the forest.

"Nearly there, Bella." He whispered finally after at least a few hours of trekking.

The trees opened up to reveal probably the most beautiful place known to man. We where stood on the outskirts of a gorgeous meadow.

"I like to come her sometimes. Only you and I know about this place. Well my granddad did, but he died a while back. He showed me it. Apparently, there's an exactly replica of it some where in the mainland."

"It's beautiful." I murmured and I swear I could have heard him mumble under his breath, 'Not as beautiful as you."'

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