Hey all! Here's the next chapter. I'm so sorry it's taken so long to post! I'm hoping to post a lot more often this summer. Anyways, enjoy!
~Cissa
So, you think the story's bad so far, just wait. It gets even better. We left off with me and me siblings finishing off Cronos and sending him into the black pit of Tartarus. It had come time to decide who was going to rule what. We brothers split the world into parts…the sea, heavens, and underworld. We were fighting over who was going to get what when Metis, Genius that she is, came up with a great idea.
You see, we would put three sticks, one bit one medium and one small, in a bad and each draw one. The person who got the big stick would rule the heavens, the person who got the medium stick the sea, and the smaller stick the underworld. We all agreed to the plan and since I'm such a nice guy I decided we would go youngest to oldest and let Zeusy draw first. That was a really stupid idea.
You see, Zeus started drawing his stick and than I saw him peak at what stick he was drawing. I was about the call the little cheater on his bluff when she shouted "Hey look, a unicorn!" Now, I already mentioned that Poseidon wasn't the brightest bulb in the world so, of course, he looks. I, however, am not that dumb and I see Zeus drop the stick he was holding, look in the bag, and draw the biggest stick.
No I was mad and I called him on his cheating. Poseidon sided with Zeus however, since he was too stupid to see anything. After that there was nothing I could do. Zeus now had control of the Heavens and Poseidon quickly drew for control of the sea. That left me with the underworld, the dark, damp, stupid, stinkin' underworld. Boy does my life stink or what!