GoogA/N: Hey! It's me Cappy. So I'm gonna write the first chapter (As you can tell) and beware: they will be through (sometimes) other peoples' Well anyways, I hope you LOVED the Prologue Ren-Chan wrote. I seriously pissed my pants when I read it 'cause it was that funny. I hope this will be just as funny. Enjoy!

Chapter One: School

The sleepy village(or town as we call it now) was wearily sleeping in their beds, except for one particular household. The Hyuuga household to be exact. Hyuuga Neji and now Hyuuga Ten-Ten were dealing with their teenagers, who were going through'normal teenage problems'. Tay-Tay was having problems in school and was cutting herself with a piece of glass she found inside the girls bathroom, under a toilet seat(ew). She had been more emo since her last birthday, which concerned her mother, not really her father.

Silky, have had been going through some problems himself. He was the poser. He didn't really wanted to be the poser, but he had no choice. It was that Kumo that always had to get in the way of everything! That little head-in-the-clouds-no-it-all-jackass-stupid face-who got all the girls attention. Silky hadn't had been very successful with girls non the less guys as well.

Speaking of Silky, here he came down the stairs right now! Well not came but stumbling then falling then in attempt of getting but just being used as a walkway. Silky grumbled curses to himself, which he receiving him a face from his sister.

"'The hell's your problem?" Tay-Tay asked wrinkling her nose in disgust. Silky grumbled trying to get up, when he realized his mother and his father along with his sister were standing on him.

"What the hell are you guys doing?! Get off of me!" Silky squeaked girlishly squirming under his family's disgusting feet.

"But we're giving you a back massage!" Neji squealed, earning him a glare from his son.

"Ugh, my god. Dad we have to get to school." Tay-Tay said in a pompously enraged voice, crossing her arms against her chest. She wore a black hoodie and dark skinny jeans with a pair of red and black Converse. Her messenger bag carried her books and her glass knife thing and her iPod and cell phone. Covering her wrists and arms as much as possible, she wore arm warmers that she caught Silky talking to. Weirdest moment of her life.

While the Hyuuga's were reminiscing old memories, the Naras' weren't doing anything close...

"Kumo! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" Temari screamed up the stairs, making them shudder at her loudness in the morning. Kumo sluggishly fumbled down the stairs, just earning him another bad for you morning glares.

"Where the hell have you been Mister 'I stay up all night just to watch the dingos nip at Silky's hair?!'" She stated. Kumo snickered while Hokaze came down the stairs, just to go back up them and falling. Up the stairs.

"Ow! Mom! I fell down the stairs again!" She whined. Kumo groaned.

"You idiot. You fell up stairs." He remarked. She stared at her brother blankly, then frowning.

"No! You're the idiot! No one wears green and poop anymore!" She said pointing at his brown sweatshirt. Kumo groaned inwardly to himself, grabbing his backpack and leaving the house.

"If only Natsukage were here..." He muttered on his way to school, just to run into the dingos.

MEANWHILE IN THE SUNA...

Natsukage wheeled in the wheely chair her uncle usually sat in, she was watching him and his secretary --cough girlfriend cough-- fight again. She didn't really know what they were fighting about this time.

"I told you the green ball goes into the green hole!" Reiko screamed holding up the green ball.

"No it clearly said in the manual that the green goes into the yellow and the blue into the green." Gaara said calmly. Reiko boiled over in anger.

"That makes no freaking sense!!" She yelled storming out of the room. Right when the door slammed shut, Natsukage sneezed.

"Um... I think I'm going to head for school now." She said rushing out the door to catch up with Reiko.

"You love him, don't you?" Natsukage asked with an innocent smile. Reiko groaned.

"Sadly, I do." She said hanging her head over.

BACK IN KONOHA

Silky fumbled out of the mansion of a house just to see Kumo walk past. Silky grumbled in hate.

"How I hate the no good jerk. Thinking he can get away with straight As and have every girl like him." Silky said aloud. From the distance Kumo called:

"You're thinking aloud again." Silky bellowed in rage and stomped his way to school.

Hoshi and Tuski calmly walked to school, side by side, just for the girls to drool and the guys to squeal.

"They're watching again." Hoshi whispered to her brother. He nodded.

"We'll use the guns this time." He replied. Hoshi smiled, she liked the guns.

Tay-Tay was half way to school when the smell of lazy-ass and lack-of-common-sense washed over her. She looked over her shoulder just to see Kumo walking behind her. Tay-Tay shudder, knowing the huge crush she had on him. She didn't even know why she liked him. He was just... Kumo.

With perfect timing, Hana and Shinsuke were pushed out of the house by their father.

"Now don't come back with a C or I'll kill you!" Naruto said happily. The look on his kids' faces were more frightened than looking into a mirror and seeing sixteen and a third of dead people.

Since walking was a far deal, Silky pulled his phone out. He needed to talk to his dad. Again.

Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring

"Hello?" Answered his father's deep voice.

"Dad. Can I ask you something?" Silky asked.

"Hn."

"Why was I named 'Silky'?"

"..."

"Dad?"

"Why?!"

"Yes why."

"Because 'Silky' is a name of respect and honor!"

"... What the hell are you talking about?!"

"You know son. When I was your age, I wanted to be named 'Silky'."

"Really?"

"No! That's a dumb name!"

"..."

"Are you still there?"

"Then why the hell did you name ME 'Silky'?!" Silky screamed into the receiver.

"Because. It was the only name we could think of."

"But why is Onii-chan named 'Tay-Tay'? Why wasn't she named something like 'CURLY'?!" Neji chuckled.

"Silly boy. Tay-Tay has straight hair!" Silky stared dumb-founded into space, then his father hung up.

Everyone walked into the school, throwing their worthless shit -ahem- school stuff into their lockers. Tay-tay carried her books hood up and such. Kumo walked sluggishly behind her, dragging his books behind him. Shinsuke skipped merrily into the classroom with his father's trademark grin plastered on his face. Tsuki walked into the room, just to stare blankly at Shinsuke before saying,

"Don't grin stupidly. You're face will get stuck like that." He said dryly before sitting in his seat. Shinsuke glared, and when Tsuki wasn't looking his way, he made hideously retarded faces at Tsuki. Satisfied with himself, Shinsuke slouched in his seat.

Hoshi, Hana and Hokaze walked into the room, giggling amongst themselves quietly. Well except for Hokaze, she wasn't tuned into the conversation. She just laughed along to be 'cool'.

Once the class was situated in their seats, the teacher –-Kakashi–- walked in. Wearing what 'kids would wear' adding the mask, he looked like he just came out of the wacky shack. He let out a deep 'ahem' and everyone sat up.

Dumber children were sat in front, which were just UGLY and Hokaze. Kids who got the classes but were still troubled were most kids that no one cared about sat in the second row, while smarter kids sat in the back. The third row consisted of Kumo, Silky, Shinsuke(we don't know how he got there) and Hoshi. The fourth row was just the smartest of the class, and the more 'popular' except for Tay-Tay. The seating went Tsuki, Hana, and Tay-Tay in the corner. Other kids were in the back too, but we don't care about them.

Half way through the session(first period is math) Tay-Tay zoned out. She pulled the piece of glass from her back pocket and rolled her sleeves up, taking of her left arm warmer. Before she could slice herself absentmindedly, Kakashi called on her.

"Tay-Tay! What is the answer?!" He yelled. Tay-Tay looked up to see and sweep of heads go towards her.

"Can you repeat the question?" She croaked.

"123+456/0.8x9234=?" He repeated. Tay-Tay let the numbers go around her head and shook her head.

"I don't know." Kakashi sighed. Hokaze bounced in her seat.

"I know! I know!" She squealed. Kakashi inwardly groaned.

"Okay, Hokaze. What is it?" He sighed. She put on her thinking face and stuck her tongue out.

"W!" She screamed. Everyone groaned, even Kakashi.

"No you idiot! How the hell can this problem equal W?!" He yelled. Hokaze shrugged and smiled innocently.

"I've got the answer." Kumo called lazily, hiding the calculator under his desk. Silky grumbled in anger. That stupid show-off.

"What is it, Kumo?" Kakashi said, tapping the pencil against the table.

"526,3503..." He said looking down on the desk. Kakashi nodded while he said the words out.

"Great job. One-hundred points for Gryffindor." He said, acting like nothing happened. Everyone stared at him in shock. Whispers erupted in the room before the bell rang.

Silky went up to Kakashi, finding his crazed teacher looking over his schedule.

"Sensei? What's a 'Gryffindor'?" Silky asked.

"..." Silky watches his teacher pick out the right words.

"Let's just say I found it in my book." He said, holding up a bulky book reading "Harry Potter: The Sorcerer's Stone". Silky nodded slowly and made it out of the class room.

"What the hell is a 'Harry Potter?'" He asked himself. Shinsuke came up to him and grinned, but by looking at his cousin's face his grin faltered.

"Hey do you know what a 'Harry Potter' is?" Silky asked. Shinsuke shrugged, then his face lit up.

"It's a hairy potter man. Y'know? Those fat guys who make pot." Shinsuke said nodding his head. Silky nodded along with him.

"Fair enough. Let's go get lunch." He said motioning towards the lunch room.