Another random thing I thought up based on a saying that I find hilarious. You'll see what I mean. I don't own the saying or DP, just this particular small plot.
Tucker Foley's glasses skittered along the hall floor, coming to rest against the lockers on the opposite side from where he stood. Dash Baxter, the school's "star quarterback" and number-one bully of Tucker and his friend Danny Fenton, snatched Tucker's signature red beret from his head as the smaller boy picked up his glasses.
Almost as a reflex now, Tucker looked around for Danny, knowing that as long as his friend wasn't involved in a similar situation, he would be receiving some invisible assistance in just a short while. Unfortunately for both boys, Danny was within the loose circle of Dash's cronies as well. There was no way he'd be able to slip out unnoticed, and Tucker was all-too-aware that Danny couldn't afford any more unwanted attention right now. Everybody already thought of him as a freak, but lately they'd been noticing more and more of his random disappearing acts and other odd behavior, and it was too big of a risk to give them any more clues about his alter-ego.
Their other friend, Samantha Manson, was also nearby, merging back and forth between the inside and the outside of the circle as the numerous jocks moved around to get the best position. Ever the peacemaker, she never believed in getting involved in these potentially violent situations unless absolutely necessary.
No, Tucker was on his own for this one. He thought quickly and soon came up with a desperate and somewhat illogical idea. "Hey Dash," he called. The blonde looked down at him, the red beret still clutched firmly in his hand. Tucker continued, "Second person singular possessive pronoun modifying the informal shortening of the term for an individual's female parent."
Dash blinked, trying to process what the other boy was saying. In the process he accidently lowered his arm just enough for Tucker to grab back his hat. The quarterback was still trying to figure out that the geek had just said to him when Tucker walked calmly out of the circle, his two friends falling into step beside him as they walked away.
Danny, walking along on Tucker's left, looked confused, as though he too was attempting to decode his friend's words.
Sam, on the other side, thought for a moment, clearly replaying Tucker's words in her mind and deciphering as she went along. She looked up after just a few seconds. "Did you just say 'Your mom' in Nerd?"
...Had to be done. It's been in my head for far too long. Let me know what you think!