Disclaimer: I'm an Aussie girl busy saving for her first holiday away from home. The owner of Harry Potter is an English lady who has millions of dollars, and I'm sure has been on heaps of holidays. In other words, the only things that are mine are Alexia and Arabella Riddle

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VoldemortInterview 2: Voldemort

Thank you for letting me interview you this evening.
You're welcome
I understand that Dark Lords, such as yourself must be very busy near Halloween.
What do you know about dark lords?
Not a lot. That's why I'm interviewing you. Now can we get on with it?
If we must.
Excellent, where do you go if you want to be alone?
The dungeons.
What would you do if you could be invisible?
Sneak into Hogwarts and kill them all.
If you had a pet rhino, what would you name it?
Killer.
What are three ways you're making the world a better place?
The death of mudbloods, muggles and half bloods.
What is your biggest fear?
I don't have one.
You must have one.
I fear nothing! I am Lord Voldemort!
Yes yes, I know that already.
Go onto the next question.
Fine. Meany. What kind of pet would you like to have?
What kind of question is that?
One your meant to answer.
Fine. A basilisk.
You mean another?
Yes. Whatever.
What are three words that sum you up?
Evil, morbid, mean.
You forgot snake-like. What would your theme song be?
Boogie Woogie Wu by ICP.
You know ICP?
My eldest listens to them.
Alexia?
She is my eldest.
What would you name your pet monkey?
Motherfocker.
I think your spending too much time around Alexia.
So do my minions.
What would your clown name be?
Moldywart.
You'd be the happiest person in the whole world if…?
That Potter boy would die.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever been asked?
Can I live a little longer.
Someone actually asked you that?
Yes.
What would you do if you knew today was your last day to live?
Kill Potter.
Wonderful. Thank you sir.
You're welcome. And remember, kill Potter!
I thought he had to die at your hands?
Oh, yes. Bring Potter to me then.
This is Cor, signing off after interviewing Voldemort. Tune in next time for the Boy-Who-Lived himself

AN: I hope you like this one. I know he seems OOC, but I'm not that good at writing evil people. But I'm getting better. And this is just for jokes anyways.