Disclaimer: I'm an Aussie girl busy saving for her first holiday away from home. The owner of Harry Potter is an English lady who has millions of dollars, and I'm sure has been on heaps of holidays. In other words, the only things that are mine are Alexia and Arabella Riddle. Even the quotes aren't mine.

Key:
"Interviewer"
"Severus Snape"
*Interviewers actions*
*Snape's actions*

Interview 4: Severus Snape

Thank you for letting me interview you today sir.
Can we get on with it?
How many people have you dated?
What? No, 'Hi. Call me, whatever your name is'
*raises an eyebrow* Would you like me to say something like that?
Obviously.
Fine. Hi. Call me Cor.
Cor? What kind of a parent calls their daughter Cor?
Obviously the same who call their son Severus. And if you must know, it's not my real name. Its just, a way of staying safe.
But we know what you look like, so its not much use is it?
When you leave this room, you will not be able to talk about me with anyone else apart from the people who have already been interviewed and you trust.
Right. Questions?
Ok. Who was your first friend?
Lily Evans.
So, you knew her before Hogwarts?
Yes. I used to live just a few streets away from her. I was the one who told her she was a witch.
And how did she react to that?
Told me it wasn't a very nice thing to say.
And what exactly was your relationship with her?
Friends. Only friends. People have said that I wished to date her. I didn't, yes, I loved her. But I loved her like an overprotective brother loves his baby sister.
And what was the deal with James?
Potter?
Unless you know another James.
No. I didn't. We hated each other. He bullied me; I'd get back at him with curses and potions.
What about the others? Remus, Sirius and Peter?
Sirius was just as bad, if not worse. Peter would just encourage them. Remus, never did anything. But he never stopped them either.
I heard your dating Remus and Alexia?
Yes.
What's it like?
What is what like?
Dating a werewolf, and a known dark witch.
Just like dating any other people. They just need time off to attend to other things.
What was the first potion you ever made?
The Draught of Living Death.
Was it hard to make?
Yes. Even a bumbling moron would know that if they had gone to any magic school.
And that would be why I don't know it.
You never went to a magic school?
No.
Are you a squib?
No. I just never bothered going. I was put down for Hogwarts. But I decided to stay away.
Why?
Aren't I meant to be asking you the questions?
Yes.
Good. Glad we agree. What always makes you smile, no matter how bad a day you're having?
Everybody always expects me to say taking points or giving out detentions. Its not. It's actually Alexia and Remus.
Is there anything you'd like to add before we continue?
Yes. *Sticks his tongue out and goes cross-eyed*
Feeling better?
Yes.
Wonderful. The best things in your life are…?
Alexia, Remus, potions and… he'll tease me about this for ages. Albus.
Dumbledore?
Do you know any other Albus?
Yes.
Who?
My snake. Which side is your good side?
According to Alexia both of them.
And you believe?
I just agree with her.
Smart move .What would your theme song be?
KISS, I Was Made For Lovin' You.
You listen to KISS?
Why does everybody act like that's such a big thing?
Because we all expect you to listen to ICP or Marilyn Manson.
ICP? No, more Alexia's area. Manson? That's more Harry.
Who would you like to be for a day?
Albus.
Why him?
I could find out how the hell he does that sparkling thing.
Who wouldn't you want to be for a day?
Either Alexia or Harry.
Why?
Alexia, because I've met her father and his friends. And Harry because he's always in the public eye and has to deal with the Dark Lord.
What would you do if you knew today was your last day alive?
*Raises an eyebrow* I'd get in trouble if I answered this.
Do you like to cook?
Yes.
Are you any good?
No.
Ok, uh, thank you.
You're welcome.
Yes, um. Join me next time for an interview with Luna Lovegood.
You're interviewing Loony?
Yep. Thank you for listening!

AN: I hope you like this... It's hard to write Sevvie, I'm never quite sure whether or not I should make him grumpy. I know this seems a little OOC, but I don't know. I just wanted to make it seem like he does have a nice side and that he does relax. Anyways, next time is Loony, I mean Luna Lovegood. Please review. It only takes about 30seconds.