Disclaimer: I'm an Aussie girl busy saving for her first holiday away from home. The owner of Harry Potter is an English lady who has millions of dollars, and I'm sure has been on heaps of holidays. In other words, the only things that are mine are Alexia and Arabella Riddle. Even the quotes aren't mine
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Luna Lovegood
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Interview 5: Luna Lovegood
Thank you for letting me interview you.
You're quite welcome.
How's your father?
You know my father?
Xeno? Of course I know him.
Oh. Did he tell you about the Nargles?
Oh yes. Where do you go when you want to be alone?
The forbidden forest.
Isn't that forbidden?
Yes.
Ah. Do you have a nickname?
Yes.
What is it?
Well, that depends on who is calling me. Most of the students call me Loony. Harry calls me Loony you know? But I like him calling me Loony. Alexia calls me flower.
Why does she call you flower?
I am not quite sure.
Well, when did she start calling you flower?
That would be half way through my third year. Alexia was half-asleep outside by the lake, Ginny Weasley had dragged me out to sit with them. And Harry kept nudging Alexia to get her to talk to me. In the end she ended up punching Harry and sitting up, blurry eyed, looking at me and I believe she said 'Well aren't you a pretty little flower.' And she hasn't called me anything else since.
She does know your name?
Oh yes, she calls me Luna whenever I'm in trouble.
What always makes you smile, no matter how bad a day you're having?
My friends. They're always there for me. Even when they don't believe me about the creatures.
Hermione doesn't believe you?
No. Hermione is very short-sighted sometimes. But she's quite pretty.
What is your biggest fear?
I don't know.
You don't know or you don't want to say?
I don't know what my biggest fear is. Can I let you know when I find it?
Sure Luna. Is there anything you'd like to add before we continue?
Watch out for the wrackspurts.
Of course. Who would you like to be for a day?
Ginny Weasley. She's never shut out and she's pretty.
Who wouldn't you like to be for a day?
Professor Lupin. It must be hard being shut out completely, jobless and poor for something he cannot control.
What would your theme song be?
Stand by Billy Ray Cyrus.
Do you like to cook?
Yes, but I'm not very good at it.
Thank you for letting me interview you today Luna.
Oh, no need to thank me. It was fun.
Join us next time for Remus Lupin.
AN: I hope I carried her off right. This one is shorter than the others I know. But... It just seemed right, to make it this short. Next time I'll be doing Remus Lupin, Loopy Lupin.