Tug O War Princess

Sesshy's Mistress

Summary: What if L was not the only one to be chained to Light? What if he was chained to another, much more pleasant person than simply just L?

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Usagi stood staring at the shower curtain with a look of desperate need and then she looked to her left and right, eyeing the two detectives cuffed to her. Yes! Indeed she had a problem. One shower, one girl, two boys, and a pair of cuffs. Truly, that did not add up to a very good mix.

"How am I supposed to shower with you two attached to me?!" Usagi cried out in aggravation while throwing her hands up into the air. As predicted, one hand of L's and one hand of Light's raised with hers. Oh God, this definitely wasn't going to end very well. Usagi felt like crying at the unfairness of the situation.

A small sniffle echoed throughout the small but cozy bathroom. Lowering her arms, Usagi turned towards L. With her feet spread apart, hip cocked to the side, and hands fisted to rest on her hips, she sent him a very irritated and expecting look.

L simply tilted his head to the side while regarding her look. His large black eyes blinked shut slowly, making him seem like a owl. Considering his sleeping habits, or lack thereof, he could possibly pull that off without trouble. Usagi shivered at the thought of L's head spinning around backwards like the girl from that one horror movie had done. Oh great, this was definitely not helping her predicament.

"I have to shower!" Usagi snapped at the detective. Usually, Usagi never grew angry let alone snapped at anyone; however, it seems that hygiene issues brought out the worst of her. Well, that and food. L smirked as he recalled how they had gotten into this situation.

::Flashback::

"Are you planning on finishing that?" L inquired of the oddly quiet woman seated between himself and Light at the monitoring desk. Usagi looked up, meeting his gaze and following it down towards the half eaten piece of cherry cheesecake.

"Of course," Her small hands wrapped protectively around the dish and she leaned her body forward, hiding the dessert from his view. L nodded his head while whipping up the whip cream and cherry sauce remains from his dish. He brought his sugar coated finger up to his mouth, sucking on the tip and cleaning it. Pulling his finger from his mouth, he pointed at the dish she was hiding, "You have just been picking at it for the past thirty minutes. If you don't plan to finish it, I am going to take it."

"You best keep your hands to yourself, Ryuuzaki!" Usagi warned while pushing L's rolling chair away with her sock covered foot.

"Ryuuzaki you can have my piece if you promise to leave Usagi's alone," Light sighed and slid his piece of untouched cheesecake towards the other detective; however, L simply pushed it back towards him.

"I want Usagi's," L replied in a subtle whine while he kept his eyes trained on the girl's piece. Usagi's eyes widened and she sat there flabbergasted for a moment. Was she the only one to pick up the whine in that? Turning her head towards Light, she noticed that he also threw L a confused look. Nope, she wasn't the only one to notice.

Suddenly, Usagi felt as if something was wrong, but she couldn't figure it out. Turning her attention back towards L, she couldn't help but to notice that he was popping a piece of cheesecake into his mouth.

Blink.

Blink.

Usagi looked down at the table and noted the lack of a china dish with a delicious piece of cheesecake atop of it. Her hands, however, were still in the same position they had been, wrapped possessively around what had been the dish but was now nothing but air. How had L managed to get her piece without her feeling it?

"Delicious…" she heard L murmur as he finished off her piece. That was it, this meant war! Usagi made to lunge towards L, fist raised and ready to attack him, but Light wrapped his arms around her and held her back. Usagi was pulled flush back against Light's chest while she squirmed and struggled to be free and to pummel the desert stealing, raccoon wannabe, genius detective.

"Light you let me go right this instant, I'm going to save Kira the trouble and kill Ryuuzaki myself!" Usagi doubled her efforts but she was soon growing tired from all the struggling. Light's arms were like steel when they were wrapped around her.

"Light, oh Light what are you-" Misa came calling for her boyfriend but stopped midstep when she noticed the position her boyfriend was in with a blonde that definitely was not Misa-Misa. Anger and jealousy flooded Misa's thought and she reached out to throw the nearest thing. Much to L and Usagi's dismay, Misa picked up the remaining cheesecake left inside of the pan. Why had they forgot to put it up?!

"Misa, calm down-" Light tried to calm his girlfriend while keeping Usagi from attacking L, but Misa wasn't listening. Usagi, L, and Light watched as Misa picked up the cheesecake pan and lifted it up and behind her head. They all could only stare as she took a step forward and threw her arms forward, sending the cake flying towards Usagi's head.

"Eep!" Usagi cried out as Light pulled her out of the way at the last second. Instead, the cheesecake went flying past them and hit L smack dab in the middle of the face. Both Light and Usagi looked up in surprise and amusement at the disheveled detective.

"Oh my God!" Usagi started to bust out laughing, totally ignoring Misa and the killing intent that radiated off of her. During the dodge, Light hand landed sitting on the floor and had pulled Usagi down with him, making her land on his lap. While she laughed, she was leaning back against him for support. Light studied her happy and laughing face (something rare as of late) before joining in the laughter.

The clattering sound of tin hitting the cold floor brought them out of their laughing; however, the silence didn't last long. L's face was completely covered in the delicious cheesecake. His hair was dripping with quickly melting whip cream, and big splotches of red covered a few areas of his face, neck, and, now, his clothes.

Usagi pulled from light and crawled over to L, making sure to avoid any cheesecake that had fallen to the floor. Pushing herself up to her knees, she became face to face with L's crouched form. Lifting the hand that had her chained to the miffed detective, she wiped up some of the desert from the tip of his nose and stuck her finger in her mouth, "Yummy!"

L glared at the small woman kneeling in front of him. With his hand that was free of any shackle, he reached over for Light's piece of untouched cake, "Oi, Usagi-chan."

Usagi opened her eyes and came face to face with a piece of cheesecake lunging for her. She 'eeped' and let gravity take over as she fell back with a quick jerk. L was pulled down and off his chair by the action and his hand ended up going straight for Light, smearing the cake into Light's face and down his chest. Usagi, however, ended up with blobs of cheesecake falling off of L's face and onto hers. His body was pressed down against hers so all the cheesecake that had made its way to his shirt was now smeared onto her as well. Usagi cringed as she felt the squish of some globs of cheesecake also pressing into her back. Cheesecake and suede definitely did NOT go together.

"Ryuuzaki get off," Usagi whimpered while she tried to push him off of her. L smirked and dipped his head down to kiss off a bit of cheesecake on Usagi's chin. He ignored the indignant growl of disapproval from Light and the small 'eep' from Usagi. L pushed himself to a sitting position and looked on at the red face of the poor girl. It was so much fun to torment the poor thing. Making her blush had become a favorite sport for him.

"Ryuuzaki," L heard his name being called and looked past Usagi and to Light. The taller man was wiping off his face. L couldn't help but be thankful for Usagi's automatic reflexes. He had been dying to mess up that 'pretty' face of Lights for some time. He was sure the preppy boy would have a black eye considering that his palm had hit him in the eye. Served him right.

"Light, no!" Usagi tried to stop Light as he lunged for the still grinning L. Unfortunately for her, she ended up slipping on the cherry juice that had made its way to the ground. She fell, face first to the floor, yanking Light and L on top of her. Both detectives jumped apart and grimaced at the contact they had just inadvertently made. They made a not to themselves to disinfect their clothes as soon as possible. Usagi, in the meantime, had been hauled back up with arms spread wide apart, "Ow, not too far you guys, what do I look like? A rag doll?"

"Sorry." They both said at once.

"Maybe you three should clean up," the voice of Matsuda piped up from behind the three. They all turned to see him and Aizawa restraining a very livid Misa from attacking and throwing anything else at Usagi.

"Heh, yes…" Usagi nodded and stood. L and Light had to reach out and steady her when her foot nearly slipped again. Together, the three made their way up the stairs and towards the closet bathroom.

::End Flashback::

Now, here they all were, covered from head to toe in smeared cheesecake and cheery sauce. Usagi looked herself over in the mirror and winced at the sight of a big glob of it smeared into her hair. Reaching up, she let her hair free of the buns sitting atop it. Light and L watched as her hair cascaded down her back in long golden waves. They both could only stare as she picked at the chunks of cheesecake until none was left but the bit that was smeared in her hair.

"My hair…" she whimpered and then turned a determined and angry eye to both men.

"Listen here; this is how it's going to go. You two are going to close your eyes and keep them that way while I undress and shower!" Usagi sent them a 'don't mess with me' look. The two detectives silently gulped and nodded before closing their eyes. They heard the rustling of fabric and a curse each time their skin accidentally brushed against hers.

"Crap!" they heard her cry out and L opened one eye to see what the matter was. Usagi was undressed down to just her pink lace underwear, but her shirt was still halfway on her body thanks to the cuffs. Usagi, feeling someone looking at her, gasped and tried to hit L with her hand, "You pervert! I said keep them closed!!!" Unfortunately, the twisted sleeves of her shirt made it hard and only caused her to lose her balance. Gravity once again took its toll when she tripped back on her jeans, slipped up on her sock, backed into the side of the tub, and fell in with a hard thump. Light had opened his eyes in shock at being tugged down and soon found himself squished beside her in the tub with his body half covering hers. L, like Light, had been yanked down as well. He had reached out with his long arms to grab a hold of anything to keep from falling. L's large hand grasped the shower curtain, pulling it down to cover them. His elbow hit the shower handle, turning it on so that the water shot down on the three.

Usagi screamed bloody murder as she tried to hide her half-naked body from the two men in the tub with her. She grabbed the shower curtain, pulling it towards her body while elbowing the other two away from her. Her tiny little fists went flying while her feet kicked the air. Try as she may to get up, she couldn't. Light and L's bodies had filled the tub and wedged them together. Who knew the two detectives had such big butts?

In another room a couple of floors down, the rest of the task force along with a recently sedated Misa watched everything unfold. They coughed back their laughter at the picture before them. Thank God for video tapes. This would definitely be something to look back on when anyone had a bad day. There, in the bathroom, with the shower rod spitting out streams of water into the tub, sat the world's two best detectives and one soggy superhero/princess. Half their bodies were inside the tub while their legs dangled outside of the tub, struggling to push themselves up and out of the tub; however, the curtain that had wrapped itself around them, the slick surface of the tub, and the non carpeted floor, had made it hard for them to get a grip and pull themselves up. Thus, once again, Usagi ended up sandwiched between the two men. Only, this time, half naked and soaking wet.

"Talk about rub a dub dub, three men in a tub…" Matsuda mumbled under his breath.

"More like rub a dub dub, two men and one pissed woman," Aizawa corrected Matsuda.

The next thing anyone knew, Usagi opened her mouth and screamed loudly when L's hand accidentally slipped and landed on her lap, right over her dainty pink laced underwear, "YOU PERVERTS!"

Somewhere inside the building, a large Shinigami dressed in black was laughing his ass off.

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Next Time! If you thought bath time was bad, imagine how bed time will be? How will Usagi make sure that hands are kept to themselves along with other parts of the body? Tune in and find out next time!