Tug O War Princess

Sesshy's Mistress

Summary: What if L was not the only one to be chained to Light? What if he was chained to another, much more pleasant person than simply just L?

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Usagi's normally bright blue eyes stared almost lifelessly at the computer screen. Her usually neat appearance was somewhat lacking. Her complexion was so pale it almost put L to shame and her normally perfectly set hair was falling apart. One of her buns hung halfway down the side of her head and the other was more oblong than round. An uncontrollable urge began to push its way through Usagi's body. A very long and loud yawn made its way out of her small mouth. Try as she might to muffle it with her hand, she failed miserably. All eyes were, once again, trained on her.

She ignored the stares but not the obvious need that her body craved, sleep. "I need my bed!" The statement was made with an air of finality that left no room for argument…unless you were Ryuuzaki.

"I will have Watari bring up a pillow and blanket-"

"NO!" Serena slammed her hands down on the desk and turned her chair to face L. Reaching forward, she grabbed a fistful of his shirt and jerked his body and chair towards her. His rolling chair bumped into hers but she ignored it, "I repeat: I. Need. My. Bed!"

"Ryuuzaki, maybe we should let her rest. She does look to be rather-um-haggard," Light tried to think of a less insulting word to use but came up blank. Usagi, for the most part, ignored his comment for the moment.

"Ryuuzaki, unlike you, I have to have a certain amount of restful sleep in order for my body to function normally. I am not and insomniac genius detective with posture problems…" L and the rest of the taskforce listened as she continued to explain how she needed more rest than he did in a very biting tone. "My crystal zaps a lot of my energy reserves and strength. If I don't get a good night's sleep my body will completely shut down, understood?!"

L did not budge an inch, he only blinked at her with wide and seemingly empty eyes, "I will also have him bring up some sleeping pills." L then turned around and continued to sort through the evidence that was piled in front of him. He failed to notice Usagi bringing up a hand to knock him in the back of the head, but he did feel it.

"Listen here, buddy! If you hadn't of put me in these-" Usagi held up her wrists, pointing to both and indicating to the chains, "-then we would not be in this mess. You started this and in doing so you took away some of my privileges as well as your own. All three of us have to sacrifice in order to make this work. By God, L, you're going to sacrifice tonight. I need my bed and I need it now," Usagi growled out under her breath. During her rant, she stood and grabbed the files L had been trying to go through. Walking towards the couch and coffee table, she dropped them in front of Aizawa.

"Aizawa is just as capable of going through them as you are," Usagi stood with her legs locked and arms crossed in front of her chest. With a quick nod of her head and a humph of determination, she waited to hear what he had to say.

"You just stated that we, and by we you must mean all of us, need our rest; however, you place the brunt of the work for Aizawa to do when I am more than capable and used to staying up late-" L was once again interrupted by the blonde-ticking-time-bomb.

"Listen, and listen carefully," Usagi poked his chest with her index finger with each word she spoke, "Aizawa usually goes home to rest and spend time with his family. You, however, do nothing but sit around, work, and eat sweets all day. Unlike some people-" Usagi motioned with her hand to herself and the other members of the taskforce, "-we require sleep. I haven't had a descent nights sleep since you chained me up! I'm going to get one tonight, understood?!" She gave his chest one final hard jab; however, it ended up hurting her finger worse than it did his. She whimpered and softly sucked on the tip, as if it would suck the pain out of it.

L shook his head and reached to grab the evidence, but Usagi surprised them all by transforming into her Eternal Sailor Moon transformation. In a swirl of bright lights, feathers, and ribbons, Eternal Sailor Moon stood before them. Everyone, save for L and Light, had a furious blush covering their face and they were fighting hard against a nosebleed. Matsuda, however, finally lost consciousness. Thankfully, Light had saw her reach for her broach and had turned his eyes away at the last second before she transformed. L had not. He openly stared as she transformed and had the audacity to send her that same leering smile of his. Usagi became livid. Reaching up to her forehead, she called upon her tiara and sent it flying towards L. The glowing disk stopped above his head and opened into a ring. At her command, it floated half-way down L's body before constricting and making his arms press into his sides. Usagi had 'lassoed' L and left him unable to gather back up the evidence.

With a hard tug of the chain connecting her to him, L fell hard on his ass. Without the use of his arms, L was stuck on the floor while Usagi dragged him off to the elevator. L looked up to notice Light failing miserably to hide his smile. L added that as another reason why he suspected Light as Kira. No, it wasn't fair, but neither was the position L found himself in. Usagi, still transformed, dragged him into the elevator. After a wave and quick goodnight exchanges with the taskforce, she hit the button for her floor. A soft instrumental melody filled the elevator while all three waited for it to arrive on Usagi's flat. When it did, a chime sounded before the doors opened. Usagi made a dash towards her room, dragging a still restrained L and pulling a stumbling Light along with her.

As she reached the bedroom door, her eyes regained some of their brightness. She quickly opened the door and cried out in delight at the size of her large bed with down pillows and comforters. Heaven. Pure heaven. Usagi made a mad dash towards the bed. She landed on it rather hard and ended up bouncing quite a few times. Giggles escaped her as she fell back with a plunk.

"Oh, how I have missed you bed," she cooed to the inanimate object, treating it like one would treat an animal, baby talking it. Light and L exchanged worried looks. It was moments like these that they questioned her sanity. How could she go from raging to giddy in just a few minutes?

Usagi sighed lightly before pushing herself back up and letting her hair down. She combed it with her fingers while regarding the two detectives in front of her, "Okay, L, you can take these off now." She offered her wrists towards the detective but he only sent her a glare.

"Oh," she giggled, "that's right, I need to let you loose." Usagi let out a loud and hearty laugh before de-transforming, making the tiara disappear in a swirl of sparkles and feathers. L was left lying sprawled out over the floor at the foot of her bed. Usagi smiled down at him and pushed her wrists towards him again. He, however, pushed them away.

"I'm sorry but these must stay on at all times," L reminded her as he pushed himself up into his standing position. Usagi pouted, not liking the thought at all. How was she supposed to change, let alone sleep with two very male men sharing her bed? The thought made her nervous but then her irritation returned when she remembered how annoying these chains had become. Who knew they would cause so much trouble?

"But.."

"Sacrifices, remember?"

Usagi sent L the angriest glare she could muster up; however, the pout and flush of her cheeks from embarrassment negated the effects the glare would normally have. L simply smiled down and patted her on the head, whispering "It'll be ok" to her. Usagi growled and kicked her foot out, hitting him in the shin. Sadly, she forgot that she had not had shoes on when she transformed. She ended up with a very sore toe!

"Ow, Ow, OW!"

"Usagi, I'm sure that if L and I both stay on one side of the bed and you in the middle, that you will barely even notice our presence," Light tried to calm the blonde down. He felt sorry for her predicament (1) but he understood L's reasons.

Once the throbbing ache in her toe had subsided, Usagi leaned back and thought on how to solve her dilemma. She obviously couldn't change in front of them but she couldn't sleep in her jeans and tight Tee! A few more seconds passed by before a thought struck her, one of pure genius. Reaching into her subspace pocket, she pulled out her Luna Pen and called upon its powers to change her into some cute PJs. Bright light engulfed both the pen and her body. When it faded, she was dressed in elegant, yet cute, silk pajamas. They were a light pearl pink with white trimming. Usagi gushed over the cute set but soon grew serious.

"Here are the ground rules! One, Ryuuzaki you stay on that side-" Usagi pointed one finger towards one side of the bed, "-Light you stay on that side-" she pointed to the other side for Light to use, "-and you both keep your hands to yourself along with every other part of your body. If you don't, you will be missing them in the morning." Usagi gave them an extra sweet smile as she said the last part. Both guys shared a nervous look and prayed that she was only joking. If only they knew. Women minus beauty rest equals death to all of man kind.

Usagi started to crawl towards the middle of the bed, sliding under the covers while Light unbuttoned his shirt and removed his shoes. L simply climbed in under the covers. Usagi sent them one last warning glare before resting her head on the soft and fluffy pillows. It only took a few seconds before soft snores started to emit from her. Light and L looked on in shock at how fast she had fallen asleep. She definitely wasn't lying when she said she needed it. Already she seemed to be healing from the past few stressful days.

L and Light had just began to relax when Usagi started to mumble in her sleep. They strained their hearing to pick up what it was she was saying while avoiding her tossing and turning form. They couldn't miss the sorrow filled cry for her deceased love. Her thrashing became stronger and they both moved to restrain her until her episode subsided. What they weren't expecting was for her to reach out and pull them to her, cuddling them and crying as she begged for Mamoru not to leave her. Try as they may to pull away, she held tight and only jerked them back to her.

They sat there, frozen in place and waiting for her to release them with bated breath. They both would swear later that it was so quiet as they waited that they could hear a pin drop. The quiet would not last for long because the sounds of fast approaching footsteps-rather loud ones-were coming closer. Both L and Light panicked and doubled their efforts to pull away without waking her. Unfortunately, her yank was harder then before and they ended up slamming their skulls together. They both cringed and fell over her stomach. They froze again and waited to see if she would awake, she only stirred slightly.

They pushed themselves up and gave out a sigh of relief. As soon as they did, however, the bedroom door slammed open and in front of it stood a very livid Misa Amane. Anger radiated off of her entire body. Screaming like a banshee with rabies, Misa lunged towards Usagi's sleeping form. The loud and ear splitting scream was enough to rouse Usagi. She bolted upright just as Misa was lunging towards her. Thankfully, Usagi's reflexes saved her. She immediately shot her fist out only to have it collide with Misa's nose. Light and L watched stunned as the half-asleep/half-awake Usagi punched Misa hard enough to send her toppling off the side of the bed. The other blonde fell off the bed and hard onto her head, successfully knocking her unconscious.

L and Light were too stunned to know what to do, so they watched to see what Usagi would do next. Surprisingly, she just mumbled under her breath and fell back to the pillows, continuing her snoozing but this time more peacefully. Seeing as they were, temporary, free from her grasp, Light and L scooted as far away from her as possible. They definitely did not want to end up like Misa.

Unfortunately for them, L's cell phone started to go off, ringing loudly and causing Usagi to stir once again. Light sent L a look as the other detective struggled to retrieve his cell phone. Flipping it open, L whispered a greeting, "What do you want Matsuda? ….No…. Not until the morning….not unless you wish to end up beside of Misa-"

L was cut off by Usagi kicking him off the bed in her sleep. He fell in a heap on the floor, pulling the covers and a disgruntled Usagi down on him. Light, however, managed to prevent himself from falling but half of his body hung over the edge of the bed.

"W-what happened?" Usagi moaned while sitting up, straddling L without realizing it. She blinked the sleep from her eyes and looked around. She noticed Light level with her eyes and knew that something was wrong. Looking down, she was met with a blushing (ever so faintly) and speechless L. It took her a second longer to realize the position she was in, and, when she did, she screamed bloody murder, "PERVERTS!"

Light quickly moved as far away from her as he could, letting her beat L with the closest thing she could grab, a pillow. Usagi continued to slap L over and over and over and…over….and ….ov..er….she finally drained herself of all her remaining energy and collapsed against his chest, drooling over his white shirt. L and Light stayed frozen, making sure she was asleep before moving her back onto the bed and readjusting the covers.

"What did Matsuda want?" Light whispered so low that it took all of L's concentration to hear him.

"Matsuda was doing what he does best, being an idiot," was flat answer L gave Light before he turned and tried to fall asleep. Light nodded and followed suit. Elsewhere, however, Matsuda sat with a phone in his hand. He stared with tears in his eyes and a slight twitch to the left one at what both detectives had to say, "I can hear you, ya know?"

The rest of the taskforce simply shook their heads and proceeded to sort through the evidence that Usagi had left them in charge of. The next morning Matsuda and Aizawa tiptoed into Usagi's bedroom and retrieved Misa. Besides a slight fracture, swelling, and some bruising, Misa was fine. The bump to her head had made her forget how she had even managed to get the painful fracture. Matsuda, unlike the rest, had quickly came up with a (lame) excuse. Misa was told that she had slipped on some water that someone had spilled in the Kitchen. She ended up falling and slamming face down into the hard stainless steel, thus, fracturing her nose.

Usagi, also, was unaware of how Misa had received the injury but she was told the same story. Unlike Misa, however, Usagi didn't really buy the excuse but was too busy (thanks to Light and L changing the subject) to really think on it. She had awoke in such a good mood that she had also failed to realize how Light and L had been hauled back over to her side of the bed in the middle of the night. She didn't fail to notice (much later) the matching bruises on their forehead.

Like I said, not my best and probably no one will like it; however, I assure you that next time will be better, much better!!!!!! If you have any theme ideas please submit them via review. I have made a list of 41 but I want to have at least 50. Usagi Uchiha has been kind enough to submit a few ideas and I can't wait to use them. Would anyone else like to see a funny scenario staring our two detectives and one blonde super heroine?

RxR…Please!

Sesshy!!!!

Next Time: Oh no, oh no, oh no! Usagi was positive something was amiss but what could it be? Relization dawned on her and panic soon settled in...

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