Tug O War Princess

Sesshy's Mistress

Summary: What if L was not the only one to be chained to Light? What if he was chained to another, much more pleasant person than simply just L?

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Death Note. I do not own the characters pertaining to either anime. I am simply using them for my own amusement.

Note: I'm glad some of you enjoyed chapter 3. I was considering discarding it completely; however, I promised you a Bed scene in Chapter 2, so I pulled through. I hope you find this chapter more to your liking. I'm hoping for this to become really popular, but I'm not going to get my hopes up yet.

Usagi sat quietly at her desk, staring blankly down at the evidence in front of her. She was supposed to be highlighting key information, but, sadly, her mind was not on the task. Somewhere in the back of her mind, a little voice was nagging her, singing an annoying tune of how she forgot about something. The question was, what was that something. Usagi had been contemplating this for the past few hours. Every since she woke up this morning, her stomach was twisting and turning in a nervousness fit.

What could it be?

Usagi was beginning to grow annoyed at herself. She couldn't, for the life of her, figure out what could be causing the problem. Usagi began to fill the workings of a headache coming and she reached into her purse to pull out her Tylenol. Picking up the bottle, she began to unscrew the lid while thinking of how she only usually felt this awful around her ….

"SHIT!" Usagi exclaimed as she stood up from her seat. Her wide blue eyes were filled with a franticness that the taskforce had never seen coming from her. They all turned worried eyes towards her.

"What's wrong?" Light questioned her while gently standing and approaching her.

"Oh my God, what's the date?" She turned and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, pulling him down to her eye level. He noticed how she had suddenly paled in a matter of moments.

"Um, the twenty-third-"

"NO! No, no, no, no, no, that can't be right!" Usagi pushed him away and lunged for her purse once again. She turned it over and shook it, dumping all its contents onto the desk. Dropping her purse to the ground, she used trembling hands to sort through all the items. If her hands picked up any item that they did not want, she tossed it over her shoulder, ignoring the cry of pain from Matsuda when her mascara hit him in the eye.

"Where is it?!" Usagi began to grow more frantic, until, finally, her small phone came into view. She quickly picked it up and went straight to the calendar. Dead silence was followed. Her feet gave out and she plopped back down into the chair. Light had been right, it was the 23rd of the month.

"Usagi is something wrong?" Matsuda questioned while handing her back her mascara and the various other items that he had been pummeled with unintentionally. Usagi paid him no mind at first but she eventually snapped out of her thoughts.

"I need to use the bathroom," Usagi exclaimed and then started off for the closest bathroom she could find. L had yet to stand up and ended up being rolled all the way there. He didn't seem to mind and just continued to look at the rather thick report in his hands. Light on the other hand, stumbled and almost tripped up but he managed to regain his balance.

Usagi cried out in relief upon seeing the bathroom. She even ignored the fact that the two detectives would be coming along with, "Keep your eyes closed, mouths shut, and ears covered….please." Usagi threw open the door and waited until they complied with her request. Light complied completely whereas L simply kept his back to her and continued to read. He did, however, stick his fingers in his ears and began to hum a soft tune.

Usagi pushed both men to the back of her mind and turned on the faucet to the sink to help muffle the sound of her tinkling. Pushing down her pants and panties, she plopped down. Usagi immediately examined her panties while she finished her duty. Nope. Not a speck of red. She internally cringed and what little hope she had was gone. After wiping, her fears were confirmed. Her period was late, unbelievably so this time. Thinking to herself as she flushed and washed her hands, she tried to remember when her last one had been. Usagi double checked herself five times before coming to accept that she was three weeks late on her period. Three weeks.

Instead of returning to the monitoring station as expected of her, Usagi turned the corner and headed towards her room. This brought L out of his musings. His eyes darted up towards her direction, "Where are you headed, Usagi?"

"I need to find a phonebook," Almost as if she had said the 'magic words', Watari appeared with both a phone book and a cordless phone in hand. He handed them to her and asked if she would need anything else.

"Just space," Usagi answered before her search took her to a small storage closet. She stepped in and then shut the door as best she could. It was still cracked due to the chains but it had to do, "I'll be out in a minute. She fell to the floor, sitting Indian style, and thought to herself. How could she have forgot it? Of course, she also thought to herself, with all the hustle of a third Kira on the surface, how could she not forget? Usagi took a few more moments to calmly and rationally accept that she was late and the possibilities of what that would mean.

"Usagi are you alright?" Light questioned with a light knock to the door. Usagi answered a feeble yes and stared at the phone book and phone. Thoughts of denial still raced through her head and she was not ready to make that phone call. What else could she do?

"I need to go to the store!" Usagi thought allowed to herself. Grabbing the two items Watari had given to her, she opened the door and repeated herself.

"Whatever you need is probably here," L stated without gracing her with a look. Usagi bit back the growl of irritation that was threatening to spill over. No wonder she had been so grumpy lately, her body was possibly going through a change at the moment.

"I can assure you that you do not have what I need."

"What exactly is it that you need, Usagi?" L questioned her still without look up at her. Usagi's face flushed at this questioned and she struggled to answer it. Her blush deepened further when she noted the curious look Light was giving her.

"Just let me go to the damn store!" Usagi shrieked out finally, "Can't a girl have some privacy around here?"

"No."

"L I swear-"

"Ryuuzaki, I'm sure we can spare a few minutes out of our day to allow her to go to the store," Light once again tried to be sound of reason between the two. Usagi smiled towards him in thanks but L shot him a look that was not in any way grateful.

"2 to 1, we're going," Usagi gave L one of her own looks before pushing him out of the chair and stalking off. L, however, managed to land on his feet without dropping a single piece of paper. Usagi ignored that fact and went to gather her purse and make sure she had enough money to make her purchase.

"We'll be back soon," she told the rest of the taskforce while evading and denying Misa's request to go with Light. When Misa kept begging Light to let her go, Usagi stopped and threatened to smack the dumb out of her.

"We're only going to the store; you can do without Light for fifteen minutes. You've done without him for the seventeen years you never even knew of him!" Misa was stunned at the tone of voice Usagi had used and did nothing but nod in acceptance. The three were out the door not a minute later.

It was a five minute walk to the nearest gas station and Usagi decided to just grab what she wanted there. L became even more curious as to what she would want from there but Usagi spit out the first thing that came to her mind, "Uh…um… Oh My God! It's Brad Pitt!" Usagi pointed her finger out the door and towards the street across from them. Both Light and L turned to look. Usagi, in the meantime, reached her arm around the aisle she was standing in front of to grab a random pregnancy test box. Stuffing it in her purse, she threw some yen at the cashier and motioned for his silence. The cashier nodded and rang up the test. Light and L turned their gaze back towards her.

"Brad Pitt?" They both asked simultaneously.

"Oh, that wasn't him? Well, I coulda sworn it was. Oh well, now for that chocolate bar," Usagi walked around and grabbed the first piece of chocolate she could find. Walking up towards the cash register, she paid for the chocolate and sent the cashier a pleading look. He kept quiet and rang it up while handing Usagi her change. Immediately she ripped open the wrapping and offered half to L before stuffing the rest in her mouth and walking out the front door.

The cashier stared at her retreating back, sweat dropping and saying allowed, "That was too weird."

Usagi, Light, and L made it back to the Kira Task Force Headquarters in no time flat. As soon as she made it back onto the right floor, she called for another bathroom emergency. L and Light shared curious looks once again but complied. Usagi had to force herself to pee this time. After opening the box and reading the instructions, she pee'd on the end. Now, she had to buy time to find out if it would be positive. Thankfully, she only needed to buy a minute worth. She stood, washed her hands (extra slow), and looked through the cabinet for some Tylenol. Her eyes glanced down to the pregnancy test and, to her horror, a giant "t" greeted her. She screamed and both detectives turned to face her. Their eyes dropped down to follow her vision and they both blushed.

"Uh…"

"No! Hush! I don't want to hear a word, it has to be wrong!" Usagi started to cry. How could she be pregnant when she didn't have Mamo-chan here with her? Usagi let her arms wrap around her stomach. Maybe it was wrong. The test isn't a 100% guaranteed.

Seventeen positive test results later…

"Yes, I need to make an appointment to have some blood work done and a full check up," Usagi spoke into the cordless phone. The voice on the other end questioned her on some basic information before stating that she had a cancelation for the next day at noon. Usagi quickly booked the appointment. Now all she had to do was to wait for noon the next day to come. She was happy to know she would still have Chibi-Usa but heartbroken to know she would never know her father. Usagi didn't speak to anyone for the rest of the day and night.

The next day was a rush for Usagi. She hurried to get showered, dressed, and ready. Thankfully, Ryuuzaki was in full compliance mode today and did everything he could not to stress her out. Finally, twelve was drawing closer. At eleven thirty, Watari drove her, Light, and L to the Gynecologist's office and dropped them off. L promised to call for him to pick them up once things were finished here.

Usagi gulped as she stared at the building in front of her. An ominous feeling of foreboding began to settle around her as she made her way in the doors and into the check in area. The secretary gave her a odd look before handing over the files that needed to be filled out. L took charge and explained the situation. Needless to say, no files had to be filled out, no insurance needed to be seen, and they didn't have to wait. Usagi was allowed into the back where she was weighed, measured, had her blood pressure checked, and was asked for a short medical history.

After finishing answering all the questions and getting three tubes of blood drawn, Usagi was escorted to a small but quaint examining room. She sat on the makeshift bed while Light and L took a seat near her. A nurse came in shortly after and requested that Usagi strip down and put on the hospital gown. Light and L stood behind a closed curtain and waited for Usagi to give them the ok.

When she did, she was dressed in the plain hospital garb. The nurse came back to check if she had changed before going to fetch the doctor. Usagi sat on the side of her bed, letting her feet dangle and kick back and forth. Both L and Light were quiet as they examined the room. Pictures of women's organs and labels of the names were plastered over the door. Around the room were several posters and ads for different medications. They did whatever they could to not look at Usagi. This was just as uncomfortable for them as it was for her.

A knock came to the door. Usagi called out for whoever it was to enter and they complied. An older lady with a kind face entered the room with a few pieces of paper in hand. A nurse followed behind her. Both ladies eyed the two men and one woman carefully.

"Well, according to the blood work, your hormone levels are rather high, indicating pregnancy," the Doctor got straight to the point. She glanced up to see her patient had paled and was slightly trembling, "however, due to the conditions in which we have been informed, it is safe to say that there is still a chance of this being a false pregnancy. Just in case, we will need to know which of you is the father?" The doctor turned her now hawk-like eyes on Light and L.

Usagi turned beat red and promptly proceeded to pass out while both L and Light turned a similar shade.

"Oh my goodness," the nurse squeeked while running over to see to Mrs. Chiba. The doctor threw a concerned gaze in her patients direction before returning it to the two people left conscious, "Well?"

"Neither of us could be the father," L supplied rather bluntly. The doctor raised a brow before her eyes drifted down towards the chains and then to the patient.

"What Ryuuzaki means to say is that neither of us is or could be the father. If Usagi is pregnant, the father would be deceased. As for the chains, this has been done to make sure Usagi is not attacked like her husband was," Light supplied the information to the doctor.

"Is that really necessary? To be chained up?"

"Yes, a twenty-four hour watch is needed to make certain she is never left alone," Light assured her.

"Twenty-four hours?!" the doctor screamed while threatening to throw a clipboard at the two.

"Would you rather she die?" L questioned the doctor matter-o-factly.

This seemed to calm the doctor down and she apologized for her scream moments before. Usagi began to awaken to the nurse's calls and sat back up, "What happened?"

"Nothing, Mrs. Chiba, we were just about to start your Pap smear examination," the doctor changed the subject and motioned for Usagi to get into position. The still dazed Usagi did as she was asked but threw a nervous glance at the two guys in the room.

"I must insist that you gentlemen temporarily remove the bindings as to allow Mrs. Chiba some dignity while we perform the test," the Doctor pushed a warning tone through to her voice. L, however, shook his head and simply turned to face the other way. Light mumbled his apologies and did the same. The doctor only stared at their heads before sighing and taking the samples. Next, she felt around Usagi's stomach and then proceeded to give her a breast exam. Satisfied with the results so far, she called for an ultrasound technician to come in and perform an ultrasound on Usagi's lower abdomen. It took only a minute for one to come.

Usagi's gown was lifted and a towel placed over her privates while the ultrasound tech prepared the machine. L and Light were allowed to turn and watch the test being performed under the careful eye of the doctor and nurse. Warm gooey gel was applied to Usagi's stomach followed by the probe being pushed into her skin. Immediately after it touched her and the gel, a black and white video of sorts appeared. Usagi, L, Light, and the doctors watched carefully as the ultrasound technician maneuvered the probe and took the appropriate measurements and pictures needed for the radiologists to view.

"Stop," the doctor said while moving closer to the screen, "Mrs. Chiba, you see that?"

"Yes?" Usagi was sure her heart stopped beating when the doctor called for the ultrasound lady to stop her movements and to zoom in on one specific area.

"That, Mrs. Chiba, is the reason for your period being late," the doctor smiled and pointed specifically to a bright white object.

"What is it?" Usagi questioned.

"An Ovarian Cyst," the doctor supplied, "A rather large one at that." Usagi let out a relieved sigh. She wasn't pregnant. She wouldn't have to raise a child alone. She wouldn't have to worry about it being in danger while she was on the taskforce. Usagi was slightly saddened to know that she was never going to see Chibi-Usa again, but, as Setsuna had said, Chibi-Usa would be born. The child wouldn't look the same but she would exist.

"Why would my hormone levels be high though?" Usagi questioned.

"Well, like I said, given your circumstances, it is of no surprise that your brain is secreting more amounts of them then usual. Stress, worry, environmental changes-all of these can be a factor to this change. Your cyst is also a factor as well. It caused your periods to cease and the hormones just kept building up. I'm surprised you didn't feel any pain or discomfort."

"I have a high tolerance for pain you could say," Usagi giggled nervously as she recalled all the beatings she took in the past as a Sailor Scout.

"I see. Well, other than the cyst, you are in complete health. We will be mailing you the result of your pap smear within the next two weeks," the doctor smiled and shook her hand. When she went to shake the hands of the other two men, she whispered low enough so only they could hear, "The stress can grow to be too much for her in her emotional state. I suggest you make things as easy for her as possible, or, regardless to the reasons, I will see to it that you do!"

Things seemed to go smooth after the doctor left and Usagi found herself back at HQ reciting everything that had happened.

"Brad Pitt?" Aizawa questioned her.

"I couldn't think of anything else off the top of my head!" Usagi whined. For the next week, everyone in the task force continued to pick on her, L especially.

"Usagi-san, look there!" This was the tenth time L had pulled the trick but Usagi always fell for it. She turned her head and searched around for whatever it was that he was pointing at, "Oh, you missed him."

"Ryuuzaki…." A loud thunk was heard as L hit the floor.

Shoo, done! I hope you enjoyed this chapter. My fingers are killing me now that I have typed 8 pages and over 3k words!

RxR

Don't forget to tell me what crazy situation you think these three should end up in!!!

Much love,

Sesshy

PS: Thank you to my reviewers, I love you all! *hugs* Also, I'm not sure how they tell by the blood work if you are pregnant or not or if it is 100% guarnteed. I have never been in the situation, thank God. ... Yet.... Anywho, please excuse that part and just go along with it if it was not medically correct. K? I tried my best!!!!

Next Time: Usagi is bored and decides to listen to her ipod. While she does, she begins to wonder what song would fit each member of the taskforce.....it's IPOD THEMESONG TIME!!!!